July 24, 2011
'THE MAN IS DEFINITELY NOT WELL'
[BACK WHEN REAL MEN COULD LAUGH AT THEMSELVES]
I'VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN MY MAN JOHN WOO
[I GOT MAD HITS LIKE I WAS ROD CAREW]
Sesame Street breaks it down from Wonderful Creative on Vimeo.
July 06, 2011
June 09, 2011
June 02, 2011
AND ANOTHER THING ... MEOW
[OLD DUDES ARE HILARIOUS]
Two things:
1. I and my very short attention span enjoy when videos cut immediately to the chase.
2. All TV interviews should be accompanied by this bearded gent.
May 15, 2011
April 22, 2011
THIS BUD'S FOR YOU
[FIRST GARDENIA OF 2011]
Yes, I'm resorting to flower photos now.
No apologies.
April 04, 2011
JOSEPH AND THE TECHNICOLOR MINIVAN
[ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC]
All parents gave some for their kid's class project.
Suzy's parents gave all.
PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
I'd Like Another Helping, Please. �
March 22, 2011
THE SOMBRERO PROJECT CONTINUES
[CULTURE DROWNS ON THE JERSEY SHORE]
Oh HELL no.
Some things we do NOT desecrate.
March 08, 2011
GRACE JOY AND SANDWICHES
[SIGNS WE LOVE]
Lint sandwich, anyone?
March 07, 2011
TWO MOMENTS, TWENTY SECONDS APART
[SALAD BOY AT SEPHORA]
Me: (waving a BlackBerry camera phone) Stand still, I want to get your photo.
Salad Boy: (dodging and weaving) No! Dad, no!
*Click*
TWENTY SECONDS LATER
Salad Boy: Which do you think looks better?
*Click*
January 23, 2011
THE MAGIC OF FREE PEANUTS AT FIVE GUYS
[BOYS WILL BE BOYS]
First Shaun did it.
Then Brian did it.
Dominick then joined the club.
And Shaun upped the nostril ante.
Which begat the Three Nostril Peanut Amigos.
The disdain on my face? Entirely false.
January 06, 2011
NOT A DRY EYE
[DRINKING YOU IN WITH HIS EYES]
One of Salad Boy's favorite gifts this Christmas?
A pair of drinking straws with eye frames that fill with liquid.
Should come in handy when he goes to college.
This week, we may do a bench test with some NyQuil.
January 05, 2011
A REQUEST FOR MORE VENDING MACHINE ROUGHAGE
[OR A NICER WAY OF SAYING 'CHILD, PLEASE']
December 30, 2010
December 29, 2010
TEXTING WHILE USING AN IPAD ON TOP OF A LAPTOP
[WHAT HATH I WROUGHT?]
�Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.�- John Tudor
Oh, shut up, John. Salad Boy's having fun.
December 28, 2010
ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC: OOH-RAH! EDITION
["DID YOU ORDER THE 280ZX IN CODE RED?" "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!"]
Saw this car outside of Walgreens the other day:
Just a guess, but I think the owner was a U.S. Marine.
Yep. Definitely a Marine.
Verily I say unto thee.
The hood flags are in repose at the moment.
The killshot, as it were, was right behind the front wheel well:
Gotta admit, it's kinda catchy as sniper war cries go.
PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
I'd Like Another Helping, Please. �
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, BACK UP AND RAM IT HARDER
[RED-HOT SNOW-PLOW-ON-SNOW-PLOW ACTION]
It's simple physics, really.
I could watch this all day.
December 27, 2010
THE 2010 CHRISTMAS SWEATER OF SHAME
[ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE SWEATER TOLLS. IT TOLLS FOR THEE]
You might remember the Christmas Sweater of Shame episode a few years back, during which I attempted to shame my dog Lincoln (also known as Doggy O'Kyle, Blackie McBlack-Black and The Dark Knight) through use of unnecessary apparel.
Anything pointless and funny once is worth repeating. Over and over again.
This year, we bought a new sweater for The Dark Knight and passed it down to his cousin Wheaton, who has been known to wear pajamas.
The results?
Depression.
And a forest of stress yawns.
God love Wheaton.
I'd lay like this on the cool tile, too, but I'm afraid it would attract attention.
Someone needed a hug.
Uhhh, Wheatie? Whatcha thinking about, pal?
Oh.
December 25, 2010
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF HOUCK
[CHRISTMAS PHOTOS WE TRIED TO TAKE BUT WHICH DID NOT SUCCEED]
