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Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts

Quick Stops

With a review as snarky as this:
"Reading the book is like peering through the windows of a big dolls' house and catching glimpses of lots of well-crafted, ill-assorted, flickeringly lighted interiors. The effect is superficially attractive but unsatisfying." 
... I might just have to read the damned thing The Rule of the Clan myself to see just how truly bad it is!
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I could have (and probably should have) written this article:  "Leggings aren't pants.  They're superior."  Given the weather this winter, I'm an avid fan.
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Giggles...



And more giggles...


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A gazillion totally cool uses for WD-40.
Leslie

Bus Fumes

I haven't had a haircut I've hated more since the dreaded Mithter Larry (heavy makeup, leopard skin stirrup pants (remember those?), lamb's wool vest (no shirt), Captain Jack Sparrow 10 years before the movie came out and thigh-high leather boots). Who knew he had a (thissor) thister and she was equally dangerous? Urk. I'm cropping it short again. Damn.
Leslie

Rubber-Necking

Quote of the Day:
[D]ignity is not cheap, apparently
Leslie

Goin' to the Chapel

So which hat did I finally order? See for yourself:

BERJAYAI may not have youth on my side, but by God I have style!

More photos later...
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P.S. -- That hat loves a party and says to tell you it's more than willing to attend one with you, too.
Leslie

Choices, Choices

Since your responses really helped me in my last dilemma,* here's a new one for you:

Brown...

BERJAYA
BERJAYA... or Red?

BERJAYA
BERJAYAI can't decide.
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*I opted for the black one. My jewelry is also purple, and I feared the dreaded purple overload.

P.S. -- Here's the dress. The photo doesn't nearly do it justice -- not in showing off the colors, and certainly not in how flattering it is on the body.
Leslie

All My Lovin'

Love.

Lust.

Desire.

I'm sure I'd love.


Leslie

Choices, Choices

BERJAYA
BERJAYAThe purple or the black? I've got weddings coming up... and my dress has both colors in it.
Leslie

Drive-Bys

Giggle of the Day:

BERJAYA

Once you start perusing Happy Chair is Happy... you start seeing this stuff everywhere! (Go vote for this one here.)
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After all the crappy things in the news lately, stories like this are lovely. (Anyone who's ever had a beloved stuffed animal will agree!) I hope Meare-Cat does make it home again...
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See? The Answer Angel kept her word! (Thanks, Ellen!)
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Having worked for a family law attorney a gazillion years ago and having used a mediator for my own long-ago divorce, I highly recommend anyone who has ever even contemplated walking out the door cut this article out and tuck it away, just in case.

Quite frankly, it's less expensive in all sorts of ways if you can put hurt and anger on the side and treat each other with respect if you part company. It's even more important to suck it up and remember what's important when there are kids involved.
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Ear Worm of the Day:

Leslie

Drive-Bys

This should come as a surprise to no one...

You are 18% hippie.

You're not in the lowest bracket of non-hippie-hood, but you're close. I advise a field trip to a food co-op or a farmer's market. Do a few interviews and take notes, because there will be a quiz next week to see if you've learned anything.

Are you a hippie?
Take More Quizzes


... except, perhaps, the shade of The Princess Mom, who always expected I'd get married barefoot in a Gunne Sax dress with daisies in my hair on a hillside in the country with John Denver music playing softly in the background.
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Ear Worm of the Day:



Blame it on the quiz... and Ravenwood. At least one person I know won't hold it against me, anyhow.
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For once, a newspaper takes a sensible position:
This week, U.S. District Judge James Zagel settled the latest debate over jury privacy by deciding to withhold the names of jurors in the trial of former Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his brother Robert until the trial was over.

It is in the very marrow of the bones of a news organization to defend the free flow of public information, so it feels unnatural to say this, but we think Zagel got it right.
Huzzah, sirs!
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So a federal judge struck down parts of Arizona's new immigration law? The world as we know has surely landed on its head.

Professor Jacobson explains in detail why I am not wrong to think so.
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Giggle of the Day:



Just try getting that one out of your brain!
Leslie

Tootin' The Horn

In a recent Chicago Tribune column "Answer Angel" Ellen Warren responded to a reader's question thusly:
I hear this lament all the time, and I totally agree. You'd think that for all those boomers, stores would have a huge selection of dressy dresses. They don't. The search is more frustrating for plus-size women. But I have an answer: separates.
Being a not-small-person myself, I wrote to her:
"In your recent column you mentioned that it is difficult for plus sized women to find beautiful dresses for special occasions in stores. That may be so, but etailers have taken over where retailers refuse to go. And good for them! Here's a smattering of etailers who offer lovely options for dressy occasions at all price points and for all plus size body types." (I listed a bunch of links for etailers like Igigi, Kiyonna and more.)
We emailed back and forth a couple of times, and I thought that was the end of it... but, no! Today I got this heads-up:
I'm going to use some of your suggestions in the column on july 29. I will identify you as “L.S.” if that’s ok!!! I looked at the sites and there’s some wonderful stuff there. You’ve done plus size gals a great service and now I will pass it on. Thanks, Leslie.
How cool is that? Stay tuned...
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Fashionable Giggle of the Day:

Objects With Faces - I See London, I See France
see more Happy Chair Is Happy
Leslie

Drive-Bys

BERJAYA_____

Jihad Gene says, "It's Friday! Let's Dance!" and he's doing it doggie style.

Alrighty then. I'll see your Gloria Gaynor and raise you a Mark and Julee Weems:



(Swiped gleefully from Patti.)

And what've you got?
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Giggle of the Day:

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
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Quote of the Day:
You might know Jesus, but that won’t stop you from getting Tasered.

Go see more of Spark Check here. He hasn't been blogging long, but, by jinkies, he's good.
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I wouldn't go on a Cougar cruise for anything. And I certainly wouldn't let anyone take my picture or interview me about the experience.

That's positively pathetic.
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I am not at all happy with either of Illinois' choices for senatorial candidates this year, but...

... if I have to choose between a guy with a decent congressional track record but a penchant for self-puffery and a guy who lent money to mobsters and lost family bank at great cost to the taxpayer, but who called it "selling" the bank, and who lost millions of taxpayer dollars by his mismanagement of a college savings fund and lied about the extent of the loss in his first elected position, well... I know who I'm not voting for.
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I found Buzz Aldrin positively creepy on this season's Dancing With The Stars... but his wife is truly a horror show. Is is me, or does she make drag queens look positively straight-laced?
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How many months into his term in office are we before he puts this policy in place:
Don't Pay Dead People
Swell. Nice to see that, as usual, he's on top of things.
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Saw this and thought of Elisson... who's now Lost in the Cheese Aisle (without his little white chune box, apparently...). Now that's a colander!
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Boy meets girl. What a cool story! (Any bets on this becoming, at a minimum, a movie of the week?)
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Leslie

Drive-Bys

BERJAYA
The bag bug bit me again, and I just had to order this lovely Buco bag that was on sale at ideeli.

Worse than Groupon, ideeli is my latest online shopping crack. Too. Much. Temptation. To. Pass. Up.

Sigh. At least it was far more affordable than that oh-so-pricey Botega Veneta bag that was singing its siren song to me...
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Giggle of the Day:
BERJAYA
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Quote of the Day:
You cannot hide an ideology of fear, intolerance, and hate behind the words “I am a Christian.” Such words ring hollow and are rendered meaningless when the actions that proceed and follow such words betray your true meaning.
Too right.
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Ear Worm of the Day:



Yeah, yeah, yeah -- I'll get over it soon. Like after the parade tomorrow, maybe.

Nah.

It'll be a while before I get tired of it.
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Leslie

Drive-Bys

BERJAYA_____

TMPAE and TMBCITW are growing up!

BERJAYAThey're still a pair of cutie bootses, though!

(Of course I bought those dresses. It's my job to spoil them rotten. And my credit card has a mind of its own.)
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Giggle of the Day:

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
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Ear Worm of the Day:


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The Real Dave just got great news on the job front. Head on over and drop some love in his comments, will ya?
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Quote of the Day:
I will not tolerate any further insubordination from you.
If only it were that easy, my friend.
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I just love Takeisha Harris, who stirred up a shitstorm and now blames everyone but herself:
To Takeisha Harris, nothing that occurred Memorial Day morning — whether it was an argument that led to threats against her life or a security guard's claim of defense for a co-worker — justified the shooting death of her fiance, Quintin Sharp.

Harris, who is pregnant with the couple's fourth child, said she was justified in calling Chicago police Monday after Sharp made a threat that sent her running barefoot from her Woodlawn apartment. But she was just as certain that a security guard's version of events — which explained how her boyfriend of six years was shot while fleeing her apartment — didn't jibe with what she witnessed from a police car.
What do you want to bet there's at least one lawsuit brewing here?
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Everything you need to know about Illinois politics in one simple sentence: "Less than an hour after Cook County commissioners approved a boycott of Arizona-based businesses, they handed a new red-light camera contract to a company headquartered in that state." Booyah!
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Tarzhay will be stocking Amazon's Kindle, it seems. That's a brilliant move, as a lot of people who've never had any interest in owning one have changed their minds after holding and playing with mine.
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Leslie

Drive-Bys

Every scent I love first thing in the a.m. in just one cup? I might just order myself a bag of Maple Bacon Morning Coffee!
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Quote of the Day:
Well fine, then I’ll take my business elsewhere! I’m not going to stand here and be discriminated against! You Kosher people should just go back to…Kosheria or wherever it is you come from!
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I freely admit I'm not a "board shorts" person, but, if I was, I'd be going ordering from http://www.shortomatic.com:
...[T]he Shortomatic.com site is so easy to use and so much fun, it's easy to burn an entire afternoon mocking up board short styles that will never see the light of day.

After you choose a size (due to fabric width constraints, sizes top out at a 38-inch waist) and upload a file from your computer, a preview of the finished product will appear on the screen, and the image on the shorts can be moved, resized, mirrored or duplicated on each leg. From there you can specify background and accent colors (which, in another cool feature, can be plucked from among the hues in your original image) and choose black or white for the contrast stitching and drawstring color. The final opportunity to personalize is writing a message of up to 140 characters on the inside waistband.

The end result — for a couple of clicks and a $99 price tag — is a one-off pair of super soft and supple polyester microfiber men's board shorts unlike anything else that exists, delivered to your door within 21 days. (Which means that if you uploaded a photo today, Dad could have a pair of boast-worthy board shorts in time for Fathers Day.)
How cool is that? (Massive style points for wearing these!)
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If you have a pet or just love animals, you might just want to bookmark Lost and Pound.
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Ear Worm of the Day:


You Belong to Me -- Lifehouse

see the pyramids around the Nile
watch the sunrise from a tropic isle
just remember darling all the while
you belong to me

see the marketplace in old Angier
send me photographs and souvenirs
just remember when a dream appears
you belong to me

and I'll be so alone without you
maybe you'll be lonesome too

fly the ocean in a silver plane
see the jungle when it's wet with rain
just remember till you're home again
you belong to me

oh I'll be so alone without you
maybe you'll be lonesome too

fly the ocean in a silver plane
see the jungle when it's wet with rain
just remember till you're home again
you belong to me
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Giggle of the Day:

BERJAYA
Leslie

Bus Fumes

BERJAYAOh, sure. I finally find a sassy summer bag in a color I like that will hold just the right amount of stuff (laptop, Kindle, wallet and camera), has the right handle length and the right number of inner pockets... and it costs over $2,000!!!

Urk.

(I have good taste. So sue me.)

Time to start the hunt all over again.

I mean, I could go with this funky little number... but it would be a little bit like carrying an expensive psychedelic disco ball bag.

I like the shape and specs of this bag, but that's a lot of money for a purse that looks like it had a fountain pen break inside and leak through.

This big bad girl is gorgeous, too... but is it worth six months rent? I don't think so.

Sigh.

Its really bad when the only bags I like this season make last year's boot purchase (L1105B) look positively reasonable.

Back to the drawing board...
Leslie

Sunday Schedule

BERJAYAHeard about this CD box set on Nick Digilio's show (which, BTW, was an absolute free-for-all at the tail end of the evening) during his interview with Jeff Tuckman last night, and I'm thinking it might just make a dandy birthday gift for my baby brother, who grew up wearing cowboy suits and cowboy boots and carrying cap-gun six-shooters:
This compilation of rare and in some cases, never before seen television programs from the golden age of Hollywood represents the largest assortment of TV shows ever released! Relive your childhood or discover a truly unique brand of entertainment for the first time with 600 Episodes to choose from! Enjoy over 265 hours of family friendly entertainment with over 40 exceptional shows spanning the last six decades!

Shows include: Bonanza, Wagon Train, The Rifleman, The Lone Ranger, Dusty's Trail, The Cisco Kid, Annie Oakley and many more!

Stars include: Roy Rogers, Henry Fonda, Bob Denver, Lorne Greene, Michael Landon, Jackie Coogan, Forrest Tucker, Gabby Hayes, Lash LaRue, Clayton Moore, Buddy Ebsen, Tim conway, Chuck Connors, Dale Evans and many more!
What do you think?
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And, thank's to Nick's Facebook page, I ran across this NSFW site that will require eye bleach when you're through.
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*ahem*
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Quote of the Day:
"This is a Last Days type of thing, right? Didn't the Romans reveal a Double Down before they fell?"
Og also has an opinion on the Double Down. Mmmmmm! Gravy!
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Hah! I'm fashionable. So there.

(Therefore it's all MY fault?)
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Those who know me know I'm not into the whole Green/Global Warming/Sky Is Falling/We're All Gonna Die movement. And I'm not. However, I really hate waste -- and packaging waste in particular. Thus, I think this packaging by PUMA is brilliant:


And I think PUMA's going to make a lot of money off the intellectual property behind that packaging. A lot.

Yup.

(A tip of the cap to those amazing folks at The Awesomer.)
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I've got a pot of this yummy rice & bean-y goodness bubbling on the stove. I'm not sharing, either.
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It's a good thing I didn't realize old George was going to be at Comic Con to read from A Dance with Dragons... because I'd have probably gone down there, kidnapped him and gone all Kathy Bates on his ass until he finished the damned book.

The man has toyed with my affections for far too long.
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Amtrak Auto Train? What an utterly cool way to travel!
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You Are Disturbingly Profound
BERJAYA
You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense.
Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you.
Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people.
No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.
Leslie

Sunday Schedule

Giggle of the Day:


(A tip of the cap to the guys at The Awesomer. They truly are.)
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Apparently the manlier sex has its answer to vajazzling -- baldazzling. I don't know if I'd be willing to be seen in public with a human disco ball, personally:

BERJAYA

(And, yes -- Phil is a total head case.)
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! See what I'm missing!!!

(Yeah, yeah. I am glad to hear 'Pup is up and around.)
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Quote of the Day:


(Brainz. She need'zm.)
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This made me bust a gut. Especially the tilty gay head on this little item.

What can I say? I took my baby sister and a friend to see him for her 16th birthday. It was a BIG DEAL to her at the time. Every teeny bopper in the room screamed and reached out, trying to be the one girl he invited on stage to dance to this song:


(Hi, Sis!) Nope. I can guarantee she wouldn't do that today.
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(Sorry. Giddy Fan Girl moment. She's a favorite character of mine.)
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My daughter really ought to be shaking in her boots.

I just sent this bit of naughtiness to a 12-year-old who accidentally set himself aflame earlier this year. (Fortunately, his mother has nerves of steel and a houseful of boys, and his father likes things that go "boom!" as well as things that go "vrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooom!")

Just imagine what I'll send my grandson when he's that age!
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Leslie

Drive-Bys

Dear Mr. Purportedly Homeless Guy --

Even The Homeless Guy says I shouldn't give to panhandlers. Following me too closely, getting too close to my purse and whining about being hungry only makes me want to get away from you as quickly as possible. Telling me you're a former University of Chicago professor who personally knows Barack Obama? Dude! That's the biggest turn-off of all. Go. Away. I don't need the reminder that we're all going to end up in your shoes after bankrupting ourselves with the health care bill that just passed thanks to your hero.

Sincerely,

Omnibus Driver
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Let the boys do their NCAA brackets. I'm doing the fashion fug brackets here, instead. Much mo bettah fun and far less stressful.
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Badly needed Giggle of the Day:

funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy pictures
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You know the economy is really bad when A-list actors make C-list movies:
Director Michael Bay announced Monday that actors Frances "Fargo" McDormand and John "Being John Malkovich" Malkovich have been added to the cast of "Transformers 3" -- which has scheduled portions of filming in Chicago this summer.
Yeesh! How the mighty have fallen!
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Ear Worm of the Day:

Leslie

Sunday Schedule

Oooo! DWTS starts this week! (Just a guess, but Evan Lysacek and Chad Ochocino are going to be the hot contenders to beat.)

Interviews --




Yay! I can't wait!
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Why am I happy I don't own a car any more? How about this, for a start?
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Quote of the Day:
I am sympathetic. However... here's the problem, as I see it: These kids are not being gunned down; they're gunning each other down. The problem starts in the home, and change also needs to start in the home. Standing in the street and praying in front of cameras won't fix anything; being present every day and parenting your own kids well will.
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I'm sorry, but $16 million would be better spent on teachers' salaries in this state right now. This is just one more example of governmental decision making processes that care more about pleasing "popular" agendas than actually fulfilling the mandate of educating children in this state. Oh, well. Dick and Jane may not be educated in Illinois, but, by golly, they'll be fashionably fit.
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The Illinois Democratic party moves on to the finals in Dem Lt. Governor Candidate Idol next Saturday. Too bad the voters can't vote online or text their votes for their favorites. Oh, wait! They did that already. Oops! My bad.
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Maybe not, but a dear friend of mine who works for the IRS informed me Friday night that the IRS has been champing at the bit to begin hiring not hundreds, but thousands, of new IRS agents to do nothing but ensure that businesses and individuals alike are complying with the new law, and that hiring will commence immediately on passage of the legislation. [Update: Here's more proof.]

Any way you look at either bill, it's the largest governmental power grab in the history of this country. Given that I'm already unhappy with this news: The five largest employers in the Chicago area are 1) the U.S. government; 2) Chicago public schools; 3) the City of Chicago; 4) the State of Illinois; and, 5) Cook County... and we can't afford any of them here at the moment... you can imagine my current level of disgust.

Mark my words -- we are about to get far more governmental intrusion into our lives and give up far larger portions of our paychecks than we ever thought possible.

Thank you, Mr. Boehner, for requesting a roll call vote. I want to know exactly who I will be working very hard to vote out of office in the next several elections.
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[snip] The study did, however, come up with one icky way bigger models can be used to actually influence product sales: “if a normal-size woman sees moderately heavy images in ads for weight-loss products, she might feel overweight and be more inclined to buy a diet plan or gym membership.” Basically, use plus-sized models to make women feel bad enough about themselves that they spend more money on gym memberships and diet products. [The Cut]

What do you think? Do ads with bigger models make you feel better or worse about yourself?
When it's models like these, they just want to make me go shopping for one of everything in their catalog, because I know I'm going to look and feel wonderful... and that's good, because I'm already educated, unlike Dick and Jane.
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Yes, once upon a time I did Princess Idol. No, this wasn't me:


(Stick with this. It gets really... um... interesting... around the 1:20 mark.)

Seriously, I'd never do that to people.
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Programmed by elitists? And here I thought the Tea Party movement was full of booger-eating morons...
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I have already entered a zero for the midterm for each of you who blew it off. If you want that zero changed into something else, be bloody sure you get that test taken before your time is up. After I place your test in the Testing Center, the rest is entirely up to you. If you don’t get yourself up there, the zero stands.

If you allow that zero to stand, you will need to present yourself to the registrar to withdraw from the class. You’ll also be required to pay back your financial aid.

Sincerely, Professor Had-It-Up-To-Here with the lot of you.

P.S. Students who showed up on the proper day get bonus points, which will be added at the end of the semester. Also? These students rock. They’re awesome, while you’re. . . . well, never mind. It was an antonym. I hope you had a good time in Cancun.
Don't you wish she was your kid's prof?
Leslie

Drive-Bys

At the end of the night, my site meter looks like this:

BERJAYABut it's the stuff that I find early in the morning that makes up that "Unknown" section that's interesting. Just you wait and see!

Update:

BERJAYA

See?
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Ooooh! Sixteen different kinds of French toast in the Chicago area, and all of them look scrumptious. Anybody up for trying some of these with me?
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High Five: I ordered this dress from b & lu yesterday... and it arrived today. I paid standard shipping and handling. These folks must really want my business!

(The dress is adorable, BTW. Now I'm going to have to find a sandy beach to wear it on...)

Update: Finally got around to trying it on. With one minor alteration needed (so you can't see all the way to my navel), it's going to be perfect -- cute, comfy and styling!
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Is this really a surprise? As far as I can tell, it's just a natural extension of the IRS's marriage tax rate. It's not gay marriage that's a threat to the institution of marriage; it's the government.
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I hope it's not snowing where you are, but if it is, let this be a very cautionary tale about driving too near semis in this weather.

Yeesh.

One more reason I'm glad I don't drive any more...
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Hey, Miss Nancy! Tuck this in your favorites for BlogHer 2010. Looks like very helpful stuff!
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One of the benefits of posting the music I heard in Ireland on YouTube is that I've actually made a new acquaintance or two along the way. US 231 is one of them:



Yep. I do love me a toe-tapper. (Thanks, Scott!)
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Later, kids. I'm off to hitch up my sled dogs and head home...
Leslie