Reflections From a Murky Pond

Politicians speak a great deal, especially to the press, and they say as little as they can possibly get away with while doing so. The ability to spew or drool an incessant stream of bullshit is a core job skill for the average politician and the one most required in order to keep their jobs.

From The Politician’s Mouth To The Press’ Ears

When comes right down to it, in the absence of statesmen, the only benefit that politicians provide to the people is a source of fertilizer and, even then, they spew it so profligately and indiscriminately that they poison far more than they stimulate.

We all know that environmentalists include amongst their numbers some odd individuals. Some of them really love those trees – hence, the often derogatory term, “Treehugger.”

Still, those of them that haven’t been suborned by neo-Socialist movements or the racist “environmental justice” fringe groups, do serve as a useful counterpoint to pure business concerns and, as such, they deserve some pleasure in life…

Got Wood?

There you go, Greenies. Enjoy with my compliments, but watch out for splinters if you try this out at home!

Watch and wait for it. You’ll never figure it out until you see it. Then you’ll likely laugh until you cry.

Begone! Demonic Filth

Yep. The Devil’s got her, alright – just not quite in the way that one would expect…