I know, I know, I was super worried about it too, that when Taylor Momsen finally turned 18, she would stop being so dark and intense, and instead of doing things like f*cking for Satan she would pick up knitting or turn into a cat lady. But we have no cause for all that worry, because darling Taylor just did an interview with Elle, and she’s still our little angel!

On her impeccable fashion sense: Honestly, most of my clothes I’ve had for a long time, or a lot of it is vintage and I modify it and change it. So I kind of wear the same things over and over, variations of them. Along the way [on tour I might] buy something cool; if not, I’ve got a plethora of versions of the same things.

What she brings on tour: I tend not to bring a lot. [Just] a lot of black eyeshadow, and dry shampoo because a lot of the time you don’t have time to wash your hair or shower, it’s very chaotic. So black eyeshadow and dry shampoo and I’m good to go. I love the Bed Head black eyeshadow. If I can’t find it, whatever works, whatever is the blackest eyeshadow I can find.

When asked if she prefers writing, recording, or performing music: I love it all. They’re all very different: Writing is a very tortuous process, but, you know, I would say one of the most rewarding at the end; I love recording, it’s a completely different mindset from being on tour. But anytime you have an opportunity to play music, whether it’s in the studio or on the road, it’s the best thing in the world.

On acting: I quit acting, actually. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.

Oh, Taylor.  Words cannot describe what you mean to me.

Well well well. Look who can finally show her boobs – and other ladyparts – to the entire world without incriminating them in child pornography cases.

So happiest of happy birthdays, Taylor Momsen. I fully expect your crazy, eyeliner wearing, bleached SHUTYOMOUF, young-girl-grinding ways to show up even the nuttiest of Hollywood starlets’ antics.

Congratulations!

But I will say – girlfriend apparently has the worst taste in women, if, in fact, this is what she’s going for. I know it’s supposed to be “cool” and “edgy” for a female frontman to talk about devil sex and grope her female fans onstage, but that was all circa Courtney Love‘s day, wasn’t it? Didn’t that one massive outbreak of Hollywood herpes kind of put a stop to these kinds of things?

Learn your lesson, girl, before your lesson learns you.

Because she’s just ITCHING to be. You can tell. When Taylor Momsen turns eighteen, you just know that the nipples are going to fly. We’re going to see tit, labia, bleached asshole (or maybe asshole with tons and tons of black eyeliner around it – yeah, that’s probably more like it), and bestiality all over the fucking place.

Emily shared similar photos yesterday, but there are even MORE super ones (AKA ones where she looks like Marilyn Manson from the neck down, with the exception of the electrical tape on the nipples) in the gallery.

Taylor Momsen, you’re … I don’t even know. ‘Unoriginal‘ doesn’t come close to what I mean, and ‘ostentatious’ sounds too positive. I’m sick and damned tired of seeing your nxxples and ugh, I don’t know. I guess I’m just over it all. Nothing you do shocks me anymore, it’s official.

We haven’t talked about dear, dear Taylor Momsen in a while. Ok, that’s a lie, we talked about her last week, but before that we hadn’t checked in on our lovely girl since April, and that just will not do.

The reason we haven’t talked about her so much here lately is that she hasn’t really been into a lot of trouble recently.  As far as I can tell, she’s just been playing with her band, living the dream.  That’s what these photos are all about – she played at a music festival this weekend – and I need to show you these images because I feel like you will love them just as much as me.  She’s back to the pasties, you guys! Look how fierce she is! She’s so adorable, right?!

I know it’s nothing really all that earth-shaking or impressive, because this is just Taylor’s schtick, but we haven’t talked about this gal in awhile, so I thought I’d dig up some recent photos of what she’s been up to as of late.

As you can tell, it’s the same old-same old, performing in dark, seedy clubs with PVC-lined costumes, the same pair of underwear for days (I’m just guessing on that one; Momsen merely looks the type to rock the same gritty panties for days at a time), and yesterday’s black eyeliner.

Isn’t she just darling?