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Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing great
When we last left Jennifer Love Hewitt, she was schmoozing with child pornographers… MORE
Links: Kate Moss goes topless again!
• Kelly Osbourne slams Christina Aguilera: You’re fat too! In Case You Didn't… MORE
Patton Oswalt in a 5 second film!
Consider this my way of padding articles so I can make it to 6 posts for the day… MORE
LeAnn Rimes’ tattoo is temporary, just like her marriage
Remember how I said yesterday that LeAnn Rimes was getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian,… MORE
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a class act
When he's not busy schtupping the help and then raising the secret love child behind… MORE
Maroon 5 / Christina Aguilera’s ‘Moves Like Jagger’
No, I do not know how I can go from posting an awesome video for an awesome song… MORE
Lana Del Rey’s ‘Kinda Outta Luck’
Know what this site needs? MOAR Lana Del Rey. Anyway, if yesterday's sadcore presentation… MORE
Marina and The Diamonds: Fear and Loathing
OMG! This totally made my day! A new song / music video from one of my top obsessions,… MORE
Exclusive: Mena Suvari on Gaga + more!
Last week in NYC, I was lucky enough to catch up with the gorgeous Mena Suvari, as… MORE
Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing great
When we last left Jennifer Love Hewitt, she was schmoozing with child pornographers and picking out engagement rings for herself because that's the sort of thing an empowered single woman does. And unlike Dan Savage said, it has not gotten better for her, as she recently picked herself up some peen by tweeting one of the rejected men from The Bachelorette after she saw him on the show, before … MORE
Patton Oswalt in a 5 second film!
Consider this my way of padding articles so I can make it to 6 posts for the day apologizing for the Maroon 5/Christina Aguilera video from before. Here's a collection of videos Patton Oswalt recently did for 5secondfilms. Why? Because you deserve it, America. You. Deserve. It. The Final Battle from 5-Second Films on Vimeo. You Got Mail from 5-Second Films on Vimeo. Crabwalkin' from … MORE
LeAnn Rimes’ tattoo is temporary, just like her marriage
Remember how I said yesterday that LeAnn Rimes was getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian, and that it was a terrible idea because they're both cheaters and their marriage has the shelf life of wet bread? Well it turns out that LeAnn's tattoo, which are her wedding vows to Eddie, is actually just temporary - and holy crap, if you can't see that big, beautiful piece of poetic irony from a mile away, … MORE
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a class act
When he's not busy schtupping the help and then raising the secret love child behind his wife's back, Arnold Schwarzenegger can also be found celebrating his divorce by wearing a super classy t-shirt about how he "survived" cheating on his wife and fathering an illegitimate child. What, is being a lying adulterous asshole terminal now? On the … MORE
Maroon 5 / Christina Aguilera’s ‘Moves Like Jagger’
No, I do not know how I can go from posting an awesome video for an awesome song by Lana Del Rey to doing one for a shit video by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera, okay? I've made a lot of terrible decisions in my life ... anyway, the song isn't bad, although it is vanilla and inoffensive which means my mother will probably love everything about it, … MORE
Lana Del Rey’s ‘Kinda Outta Luck’
Know what this site needs? MOAR Lana Del Rey. Anyway, if yesterday's sadcore presentation left you wanting MOAR, then by God we're gonna give it to you. So here's Lana's song, Kinda Outta Luck, which is a slinky, sexy tribute to Hollywood Femme Fatales. Also, it includes Lana serving pout and sass and there's some Jessica Rabbit thrown in there for … MORE
Marina and The Diamonds: Fear and Loathing
OMG! This totally made my day! A new song / music video from one of my top obsessions, Marina and The Diamonds! It's called Fear and Loathing, the first part of Electra Heart: The Start, which I assume has something to do with her new album, hopefully dropping this fall. I totally wore out her debut album, The Family Jewels, it's a truly fantastic … MORE
Exclusive: Mena Suvari on Gaga + more!
Last week in NYC, I was lucky enough to catch up with the gorgeous Mena Suvari, as she was wrapping up the filming of American Pie 4 a.k.a. American Reunion, out early next year. Mena was just announced as the celebrity face of Captain Morgan's rum and is looking super sexy in the new images (and PopBytes exclusive behind the scenes pics) for the … MORE
LeAnn Rimes is getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian
Just in case you needed any more proof that the unholy union of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian is going to crash and burn like LeAnn's body as soon as it burns the final few calories it has stored up (which should be right about ... now!), LeAnn is getting a tattoo in honor of Eddie, because putting two cheaters together in a relationship is a … MORE
Kanye West compares himself to Hitler. YES.
You know, last week I was actually a little worried because the amount of celebrity crazy was far lower than I usually like it to be. And since crazy and self-absorbed and bullshit are where I get my power from, I was feeling a little low on energy. But thank God because the celebrity crazy is back in fucking OVERLOAD today, thanks in no small part … MORE
Lindsay Lohan got booted from backstage of a Coldplay concert
Since we all know that Lindsay Lohan really only has two modus operandi - drunk or self-absorbed - guess which one ended up getting her denied entry backstage of a Coldplay concert last week? Surprisingly, it was actually the unwarranted sense of self-importance for a change. Although who knows? Maybe another one of those orange traffic cones was … MORE
The Teen Choice Awards were last night
The Teen Choice Awards were last night, which wasn't so much an awards show as it was a way to make surf boards for celebrities for absolutely any reason whatsoever. Seriously, at this point it's pretty much safe to assume that everyone won something, because every category you could think of was used ad nauseum. Ultimate Choice Award: Taylor … MORE
Doug Hutchison is batsh!t insane
All right, I'm about to share with you a little trade secret: The formula to decide who I do and do not write about. It is rather mathematical, so get ready for numbers and variables: X = [(Fame/100) + (Blog Appearances/10) + (Lulz/100) + (Desperation for a post over/10)] / 2 Basically, if X is greater than or equal to one, a post will be … MORE
Lana Del Rey’s ‘Video Games’
I know I'm a little late to post this, considering the music video first surfaced online back in … MORE
Your handy SYTYCD cheat sheet!
It happens ever so often: an entire season of a reality show goes by and you only realize it right … MORE
Will ‘Yoü and I’ be a hit for Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga's new single Yoü and I (produced by Robert John ‘Mutt’ Lange) happens to be my … MORE
At age 73, Jane Fonda still rocks!
Say what you want about actress and activist Jane Fonda, but you have to admit that girlfriend still … MORE
‘Jersey Shore’ recap: Florence + The Situation
Well it’s that time again: the guidos and guidettes from Jersey Shore have returned for their … MORE
Roseanne for President?
Funny lady Roseanne recently made a stop over at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to announce she has … MORE
Here’s Anne Hathaway as Catwoman!
Just in case you haven't been on the Internet all morning, the first image of Anne Hathaway in her … MORE
Hello Girl, Let’s Party Till The End
† FROM DJ PAUL V. Will I ever tire of mashes featuring Hello from Martin Solveig & Dragonette? … MORE
Queen Latifah is out as an open lesbian!
To the surprise of ... well, let's be honest here, pretty much no one, Queen Latifah pretty much … MORE
Avril Lavigne nearly got “attacked”
I've never really been a fan of Avril Lavigne, mostly because generally she acts super assy and her … MORE
Taylor Swift covered Eminem. Ummmm … what?!
Apparently the internet is trying to break the part of my brain responsible for discerning reality … MORE
