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Sat July 23, 2011
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(Huffington Post) Followup Remember that article saying that the attacks in Oslo were by a group of radical Islamists? Well, turns out it was by a single far-right wing Christian who hated Islam. Oops  (huffingtonpost.com) (119)
(Daily Mail) Scary 150 human-animal hybrids have been created in British labs over the last three years  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Man standing in his driveway only wearing socks gets charged twice for indecent exposure. No, it wasn't one for each ball  (nwfdailynews.com) (8)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this happy sashman  (saintanna.ru) (17)
(Some Guy) Interesting What kids of the world eat at school  (todayilearned.co.uk) (63)
(UPI) Obvious Apparently, when airline workers jam their walkie-talkie antenna between a woman's legs and inquire whether she is wearing panties, women get all lawsuity  (upi.com) (47)
(Daily Mail) Fail Protip: Going abroad for discount surgery might not be the best idea  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)
(Sign On San Diego) Scary Beware the fury of the Comic Con nerds: That's a real AR-15  (signonsandiego.com) (61)
(NJ.com) Asinine Two 14-year-olds moon their friends, get put on 'sex offender' registry for life. I feel safer already  (nj.com) (385)
(USA Today) Sad Hot Wheels co-creator dies. Per his wishes, he will be interred in a handy carrying case  (usatoday.com) (17)
(CBSSacramento.com) Amusing If you drop your wallet into the sewers and can't reach it, just let it go man, it's.... no seriously, don't stick your head in. Dude, you don't need... okay. I'll call 911 for you. (w/ pic)  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (36)


Fri July 22, 2011
(Stuff) Scary New Zealand fishing = SERIOUS BUSINESS  (stuff.co.nz) (11)
(BBC) Stupid Apparently, in Ireland, the police will end your wedding if it seems fake. Oh yeah, and a wedding between people of different ethnic backgrounds seems fake  (bbc.co.uk) (86)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Window Hawk  (i.imgur.com) (61)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Man puts gun to wife's head during argument over who's the favorite grandchild. The police are called to weigh in on the issue  (nwfdailynews.com) (38)
(I'm speechless) Florida Protip: when siphoning gas from a car, don't use a leaf blower as a pump. It makes things all explody  (baynews9.com) (50)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Another TSA Screener arrested for theft. Or as most experienced travelers call it, Friday  (orlandosentinel.com) (89)
(Hartford Courant) Scary World Health Organisation says going into hospital far riskier than flying  (courant.com) (52)
(Some Guy) Sick Guess who's admitting guilt in the Oslo attacks?  (jihadica.com) (432)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing This week's Mugshot Roundup comes with a silver lining  (thesmokinggun.com) (137)
(Toronto Star) Spiffy Park car in direct sun. Season slab of beef. Place inside of car and wait a few hours. Mmmmm, perfect roast beef  (thestar.com) (101)
(Some Guy) Fail And so it begins: FAA to partially shut down at midnight as lawmakers go home for weekend. Enjoy the friendly skies  (wtkr.com) (101)
(Sun Sentinel) Weird Your WTF Image of the Day  (sun-sentinel.com) (167)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Top party colleges by salary potential. "So, how we doing?" "Looks like University of Illinois"  (huffingtonpost.com) (131)
(NJ.com) Silly Newark "Day of Outrage" attracts dozens of protestors angry about... something  (nj.com) (80)
(The Eagle Tribune) Obvious Lawyer: My client was violently thrown from her seat suffering serious injuries. Police: But the video shows that she barely moved. Lawyer: My client is on her own. I'm outta here  (eagletribune.com) (100)
(MSNBC) Interesting Ten completely useless homemade machines. Come for the stuffed mouse USB drive, stay for the beer-pouring machine and fart-operated TV remote. Wait, those might be useful after all  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (72)
(The New York Times) Asinine Arizona boobs upset about weathermen using the term "Haboobs," taking jobs away from American words  (nytimes.com) (273)
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Protip: selling your kidney to buy an engagement ring MIGHT creep out your girlfriend  (mirror.co.uk) (54)
(CNN) Fail Clown car up on blocks. (video warning)  (cnn.com) (53)
(FARK) Weird Books closed, please. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz  (fark.com) (35)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Fail Longstanding family fight over the ownership of a trailer sparked a son to take a machete to his parents and siblings. He managed to injure none of them  (press-citizen.com) (34)
(io9) PSA How to turn an orange peel into a mini-flamethrower  (io9.com) (56)
(The Macomb Daily) Dumbass Style points for tossing the can back over his head after finishing it while cop was arresting him  (macombdaily.com) (22)
(MSNBC) Interesting What's the right age to give your precious snowflake a cellphone? Wrong  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (181)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing "Smelly Feet" and "Poon" are but two of the perps you'll meet in this week's Friday Photo Fun prize contest  (thesmokinggun.com) (17)
(11 Alive) Strange 48 year old Lolita arrested for trespassing in her own home  (11alive.com) (99)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Best. Press Conference. EVAR  (myfoxdc.com) (59)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Dumbass Man didn't realize his bullets fell out of his gun before he tried to shoot the cop trying to...wait, that's a woman? Really? Christ. Anyway, the cop shot her in the ass  (suntimes.com) (58)
(WJRT) Sad Today's peasant uprising forecast: Mostly pitchforky with a chance of torches  (abc12.com) (76)
(My Fox DC) Strange Not sure how this would really help the situation - but then again, things always get better when Thai hookers are involved  (myfoxdc.com) (22)
(Jalopnik) Scary 1) Pull over broken down car. 2) Rant at driver for six minutes preventing them from speaking. 3) Go apeshiat and threaten to execute the driver when he presents you with his CC permit on camera. 4) FREE VACATION FOR ALL  (jalopnik.com) (503)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this barbed wire  (ok.ya1.ru) (36)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Sometimes when your girlfriend refuses to stay in her room, you just gotta break out the samurai sword  (sun-sentinel.com) (22)
(Reuters) Obvious Casey Anthony gets the job offers. You get the legal bills. No wonder she's America's sweetheart  (reuters.com) (116)
(WWL) Dumbass Shooting a robbery victim with a nail-loaded flare gun is no way to go through life, son  (wwl.com) (55)
(AZCentral) Spiffy Easiest job in the world: Being the ASU professor in charge of recruiting students to get drunk  (azcentral.com) (31)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Posting a fake "I want sex" ad for your ex is never a good idea ... but using a photo of a obese black woman in a suggestive pose could get you arrested  (hillcountrynews.com) (53)
(Connecticut Post) Sad Cops arrest the coolest mom ever  (ctpost.com) (76)
(Click Orlando) Florida Need to go commit some crimes, but don't want to bring your toddler? Just leave him with a homeless heroin addict  (clickorlando.com) (17)
(People Magazine) Strange Two mysterious deaths in a millionaire's mansion. Colonel Mustard reported to have retained Jose Baez  (people.com) (38)
(NYPost) Sick If you're thinking about beating the heat at one of NYC's many beaches, be warned, there is poop... poop everywhere  (nypost.com) (68)
(ShortList) Amusing Excuse me dear sir, but I appear to be at the point of pre-orgasmal no return. Chat later?  (shortlist.com) (37)
(Gizmodo) Scary Sun tanning. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't  (gizmodo.com) (69)
(WESH Orlando) Florida Man seeks felonony stupidity charge to be dropped like an anchor  (wesh.com) (33)
(Kansas City) Amusing It may be ingenious to mount an umbrella to your Smart car so it is always in the shade when you park it, but you still look like a dork  (kansascity.com) (91)
(Some Guy) Strange Man's death is a mystery to family and local media. Even the black widow spider that bit him 19 times is baffled  (kdvr.com) (73)
(CNN) NewsFlash A Møøse once blew up my sister... Mynd you, Møøse bombs kan be pretty nasti  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (lots)
(Washington Examiner) Photoshop Photoshop this newly created larger-than-life sculpture  (washingtonexaminer.com) (31)
(Some Ice cold golfer) Amusing The most undignified pose from a small town mayor you will see today  (nnsl.com) (48)
(Some Guy) Interesting Amateur codebreaker finally cracks the Zodiac killer's unsolved letter, finds the name of the killer  (belmont-ca.patch.com) (479)
(New York Daily News) Fail There was a young lad from Virginia / Who was playing around like a ninja / He found a big bamboo spike / That was very sword-like / But he didn't know that it could pin ya (bonus: linked impaled neck pic)  (nydailynews.com) (96)
(Telegraph) Scary Pump up the crazy: North Korea, Iran jointly working on long-range nuclear missile  (telegraph.co.uk) (222)
(Some Guy) Obvious Garden slugs have no taste at all  (bangordailynews.com) (52)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Today's lesbian teacher/student tryst brought to you by...you are already fapping, aren't you  (dailymail.co.uk) (136)

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