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America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Posted on July 13, 2011 by writechic

America Loves Inbreds
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Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww!

But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.  

 

God!  Gross!

Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business which involves mentally fucking up gay people.

The ol’ pray-away-the-gay, Dudes-like-boobs, Chicks-like-dicks brainwashing scheme.

Apparently, she has lied and said she and her husband don’t do this “therapy”…

Cult voodoo

…that can make gay people suicidal.

 

Filed under: Bizarre, Dumb Asses, Evil Republican Mother Fuckers, Gay/Lesbian, GOP Gone Wild, Haves and Has No Brains, humor, Just Fucking Creepy, Just Weird, Lying GOP, Media, news, News Headlines, Politics, Religious Nutjobs, Republican Nutjobs, Republicans in Crazy Town, Tea Party in Crazy Town, Too Stupid to Live | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments »

Family Leader Calls Takebacks on the Awesomeness of Slavery

Posted on July 10, 2011 by writechic
BERJAYA

How Whitie Misses the Day of Black Folks Workin' for Free

The Ass Carnival that is American Politics plays on.  (Telegraph)

It’s perfectly humiliating as an American to find this story in international newspapers and no wonder U.S. elections are a spectator sport in other countries.

How much contempt for liberty and equality does a person need to ally himself with this:

“Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African- American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.”  – From The Family Leader’s Marriage Vow Pledge

Who the fuck is The Family Leader?  What kind of cult fuck dickhead comes up with a name like that?

BERJAYA

Well, blow me over with a baby fart.

 

Focus on the Fucktards Family and Family Research Council.

Oh.  Shoulda known. Hate groups.

Filed under: GOP Gone Wild, Hate, Hate Group, Hate Speech, Haves and Has No Brains, Media, Mother Fuckers, news, News Headlines, Politics, Religion, Religious Nutjobs, Republican Nutjobs, Republican Sluts, Republicans in Crazy Town, Tea Party, Too Stupid to Live, U.S. Election | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 37 Comments »

Texting the Offspring

Posted on July 6, 2011 by writechic
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Tristan (205) XXX-XXXX – mobile
7/6/11 6:36 PM now
Inbox
Tristan: Have you written a story on casey anthony yet? 5:09 PM
Me: No. I try to stick to funny stuff. She’s a monster. :-(  6:26 PM
Tristan: Shes not guilty 6:27 PM
Me: Not guilty does not mean innocent, sweetheart. It means the jury thought there wasn’t enough evidence to convict. She was the last person with the child. 6:30 PM
Me: She’s a proven liar. The jury didn’t convict because scientists could not determine a cause of death. 6:30 PM
Tristan: I know, i saw it. 6:30 PM
Tristan: Women, i know. I just said she was found not guilty. 6:31 PM
Me: It’s “woman” not “women,” sweetie. :-D  6:33 PM

Filed under: Crime, humor, News Headlines | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 20 Comments »

How to Pee in a Cup for Florida Governor Rick Scott

Posted on July 3, 2011 by writechic
BERJAYA

Piss for Scott and the money is yours.

Welfare recipients are reduced to the status of Lindsey Lohan in Florida.  Without probable cause the state now demands the piss of poor people…

Hmmm, piss poor.   Maybe Scott needs it the way Cheney needs a newborn tears beverage to stay alive.  Scott has that look.

Or maybe it’s the Republican glee that comes with crushing the souls of those too broke to fight back.

If I had to pee in a cup for Rick Scott for money, I’d pee all over the cup, too, in the lid, on the forms and labels.  Maybe I’d pee in my hand, too, and bring it the fucker making money by seizing my pee and searching for drugs without probably cause.

If they can fuck with my dignity, I’d fuck right back.

Michigan already went down this road and lost.

(Source)

Filed under: Constitutional Issues, Corporate Douchebags of Wrinkles, Evil Republican Mother Fuckers, Have Nots and Have Less, Haves/HaveNots, Just Fucking Creepy, news, News Headlines, Republican Sluts, Slime | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , | 34 Comments »

Big, Fat Anvil of Irony Falls on Chris Hansen’s Head

Posted on June 30, 2011 by writechic
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Sex Predator Collective Schadenfreude

Hanson was awesome ambient music  for making this graphic.

The dude who airs all weekend on MSNBC luring sicko pervs to their arrest is front page National Enquirer News.  Chris Hansen was caught cheating on his wife.

Rise and Fall by Hidden Camera.  Fuck, Hansen, what were you thinking??

The woman he cheated with is West Palm Beach news anchor Kristyn Caddell who according to the gossip rag bragged to everyone about her conquest.

…and is old enough to be his daughter.

Fuck.  She’s old enough to be my daughter, too.

…in a third world country.  Or West Virginia.

Filed under: Dumb Asses, Fake News, Folks Behaving Badly, humor, Media, news, News Headlines | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 28 Comments »

Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

Posted on June 28, 2011 by writechic

Platinum Bristol
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Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes?

Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk.

Bristol says in her new memoir that she was so drunk the first time she had sex she doesn’t remember what happened, but Levi Johnston confirmed they’d done the nasty.

Ok.  I’ve never been this drunk, but if I had been, I don’t think it’s something I’d share with the planet.  Why would she do this?

Well, she accuses him of “stealing” her virginity.  She didn’t give it up, he stole it.  But somehow it’s not date rape.

Wh-wh-what????!!!!

Okay, I have to think like a Palinite…

  • It’s excellent revenge to give the world an image of Levi doing a girl in a drunken coma.
  • At the same time, completely abolish any responsibility for having sex.

She was so broke up about being done in a booze coma that she got on birth control and properly consented. She says she was on birth control.

She claims while on birth control, she got pregnant anyway.

Source.

Filed under: Bizarre, Dumb Asses, entertainment, Haves and Has No Brains, humor, Just Fucking Creepy, Just Weird, Lifestyles, news, News Headlines, STFU | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 27 Comments »

Justice David Jerkoff Shitsack Prosser Chokes Woman Judge

Posted on June 26, 2011 by writechic
BERJAYA

Weaselly Republican Thug Prosser Chokes Justice Ann Bradley

Thank God, the conservative Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser was just re-elected for 10 more years.   The Badger State needs a guy on the bench with first hand experience in assaulting women.

WTF?????  It’s “badger.”  Not “badger her.”  Swine.

Excuse the misrepresentation in my image…Prosser actually used TWO HANDS to choke his colleague Justice Ann Bradley.  Prosser flipped out on Bradley when she asked him to leave her office.

What’s a war on women without the chick taking a few knocks, eh?  She made him choke her, doncha know?  That’s how women are.

Wisconsin’s Judicial Commission won’t confirm or deny that it is investigating possible misconduct.  The Capitol Police Chief won’t confirm or deny he was informed about the incident, and Bradley and Prosser both say they “have nothing to say.”

This isn’t the first time Prosser has had trouble with the ladies.  During his reelection, he called Chief Justice Shirley Abrahamson a “total bitch” who he would “destroy.”

Source.

Filed under: Crime, GOP Gone Wild, Legal Nutjobs, Mother Fuckers, news, News Headlines, Nutjobs, Politics, Republican Nutjobs, Republicans in Crazy Town, Slime | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , | 52 Comments »

Georgia Fucks Up Farmers by Running Off Mexicans

Posted on June 24, 2011 by writechic

Georgia Solves Unemployment
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Way to go, Georgia dipshits.

Fruits and vegetables rot in the fields of Georgia because the Peach State was hell bent on running off the Mexicans.  It worked.

Yaaayyyy!!!!  Higher prices at the grocery store!  Stupid fucks.

Georgia is 11,000 field workers short because of institutional bigotry.

So. Georgia legislators.  How was it fucking over your farmers?

Sure we hate all the government welfare for farmers, but we hate expensive food more.

Some of the field worker jobs will be going to jobless people on probation.  Which sounds okay, but this is a deal struck while up shit creek.

The agrarians and drug-users team up. Pffft.  Like that’s gonna last.

Source: Atlanta Journal Constitution

Filed under: Bizarre, news, News Headlines, Politics | Tagged: , , | 19 Comments »

Liveblogging Obama’s Speechificating on a Hot Summer Night

Posted on June 23, 2011 by writechic
BERJAYA

Afghanistan was super hard. Let's go home.

So, what are yall up to?

I’m listening to a capital murder trial with a super pissed-off Nancy Grace and waiting for the President’s speech while simultaneously running the front office of Andy’s Motel in Panama City Beach, Florida’s most beautiful coast.

Like the Andy’s Motel fan page on Facebook and I’ll totally give you a dollar.  :-D

Shit. I just remembered that 0whole1 told me something important to do on the page, and I forget what.

Okay.  Nation-building here in America.  It’s about fucking time.  Discuss.

Or. Do what you usually do on a Wednesday night, and I’ll talk to myself. :-D

The way Obama says Taliban bugs.

Booooo, I forgot to hit publish!!!

All I heard is blah, blah, blah and Afghanistan is over.

Filed under: Blogging, Government, news, News Headlines, War | Tagged: , | 51 Comments »

All Grown Up and Going to Medical School

Posted on June 17, 2011 by writechic

Alexa All Grown Up and Going to Medical School
Yaaaayyyyy, Alexa!!!! 

I’ve been quiet on this front, but life is popping in the real world.  My beautiful daughter Alexa has just learned she’s been accepted to the Lake Erie College of Osteopathic Medicine!!!!!!

Woo, hoooooooo!  Universal health care for WriteChic, bitches!!! :-D

I’m already helping her with financial aid.

Fucking shoot me.  Paperwork for bureaucrats.

She’s attending the LECOM campus near Tampa, Florida so she won’t be too far away.

Alexa graduated last year with a degree in Chemistry with a biochemistry emphasis.  Fuck, she was applying quantum mechanics to carbon atoms her last semester of school.  Her last shadowing experience was with a neurologist.

I brought into existence someone a million times smarter than me.

And more than beauty, brains, and drive is her decency, her ethic, her fire, and passion.  If I had not given birth to this girl, I’d want to know her anyway, be her friend or neighbor.

I don’t know if this is the final great prize in parenting, to see the child step autonomously across the threshold into her own promising future, but it feels fantastic. :-D

 

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