No doubt fueled by it’s juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he “moved on to something better” or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was “mean”), ‘Transformers 3’ had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by any definition.
Unless you compare it to the opening day for ‘Transformers 2’, the one with Megan Fox, in which case it’s an embarrassing failure.
E! cites this list of the all time opening days on Box Office Mojo and says…
In its first full day in theaters, Transformers: Dark of the Moon grossed an estimated $37.3 million, good for sixth place on the list of all-time Wednesday openers.
But as you’ll notice, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is in second place, with a far bigger, far fatter $62 million debut.
And that’s despite the fact that 60 percent of ticket sales were for 3D, where average ticket prices are $10.85 and $14.85 for IMAX, as compared to the $7.50 they paid to see the second one.
It’s also despite the fact that ‘Dark of the Moon’ is actually pretty good. I’m as amazed as anyone but I liked it. The good news is they can still match the weekend total for ‘Revenge of the Fallen’, as long as they consider a weekend to be 17 days long.
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In keeping with the erotic awakening of Miley Cyrus, she now goes everywhere without a bra and then posts pictures of it. This is because, if you havent heard the big news, several hundred articles have declared that Miley is sexy now. Please adjust your masturbating accordingly.
Kelly Brook went shopping around her home in Kent yesterday, and here’s a helpful tip for all you ladies out there: you dont need to spend a lot of time on hair and makeup when you have giant boobs and wrap your hot ass in a super tight dress. To be honest, if you’re built like Kelly, you can be a cyclops with horns for all I care.
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‘The Tudors’ star Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who is generally considered to be a nice guy but has a long history of alcohol abuse, reportedly tried to kill himself by overdosing on pills in his home in London two nights ago. The Sun says…
Jonathan Rhys Meyers was taken to hospital by ambulance after a suspected suicide attempt.
Paramedics found him slumped on the floor. But they had to call police after he refused treatment at the scene for more than 30 minutes. A source said: “This is very sad. It was the opinion of those present that he tried to take his life.”
The 33-year-old - who has been battling a drink problem - was finally taken to a hospital near his home in Maida Vale, Central London, on Tuesday night.
He was discharged in the early hours yesterday.
Well, like I said, he seems to be a nice enough guy but he also looks coke’d out of his mind every single time that he goes out in public. That might be a coincidence, and it also might be coincidence that every lady I make love to is taken to new heights of ecstasy while experiencing pleasures of the flesh they never dared dream of. But I think we both now the truth, baby.
The first time Lindsay Lohan left rehab, she immediately went to a bar.
The second time Lindsay Lohan left rehab, she immediately went to a bar.
The last time Lindsay Lohan was in rehab, she didn’t even wait to leave before going to a bar.
So, keeping in mind that just one week ago, Lindsay said that alcohol is no longer a part of her life and she’ll do whatever she has to do to earn back the respect of producers and the public, try and guess where she went immediately after getting off house arrest, which she was on after violating the probation she got after her multiple DUI’s.
X17 says…
Lindsay didn’t waste any time getting back into the party scene after her 35-day house arrest ended Wednesday. After clocking a few hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, as the sun went down, Lilo headed out to enjoy some nightlife!
Too bad Lindsay could hardly stand up as she left the Lexington Social House during the wee hours of this morning.
So is this implying that the girl who lies constantly and has never been made to suffer any real consequences for her actions hasn’t changed in any way? Hmm, well I don’t believe them. Things are really really different this time. If there’s one thing I know about human nature, it’s that people just magically changed over night for no reason.
Splash News says that Jessica Simpson was having dinner in Santa Monica on Tuesday night, and when she was done she left in an Escalade limousine. Which would be fine if that limousine was for her. Eventually her fiance followed her to a red light and she got into the right car.
This may be a simple misunderstanding or change of plans, but keep in mind that Jessica has done this several other times before. She’ll just climb into any shiny black car. So if you’d like to kidnap Jessica Simpson and get away with it, that’s how your plan should start.
