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Just four days ago, the biggest story about Arnold Schwarzenegger was that he was set to return to acting, most notably, reprising the role that made him a star. Which I assumed meant as Hercules, making me look like quite the fool. The AP says…
A statement from Schwarzenegger’s office Thursday says former “Terminator” star has asked Creative Artists Agency to put all of his motion picture projects currently under way or being negotiated on hold until further notice.
“Governor Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines. This includes Cry Macho, The Terminator franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Governor Schwarzenegger decides.” the statement says.
This is PR bullshit by the way because his wife had found out about his affair and kid in moved out in January, and ‘Terminator 5′ was announced 3 weeks ago. So by “personal matters” he means, “I got caught fucking a fatty and people are making fun of me.”
Hopefully Maria Shriver didn’t sit down last night to relax and watch some TV, assuming that, as long as she avoided the news, she wouldn’t have to hear anymore about her husband and his serial killer-like penis. Because Matt and Trey will sometimes turn in episodes of ‘South Park’ just hours before they air, and watching Butters mistake her for Skeletor is probably not gonna help her bruised ego any.
One reason I rarely date international supermodels anymore is because they can’t handle getting dumped. They’re used to everyone fawning all over them, so when I tell ‘em to hit the bricks they get all clingy.
The same thing might be happening to Leonardo DiCaprio, who is in Cannes this week, and was photographed on a yacht hugging Blake Lively. This is just one week after it was announced that he and Bar Refaeli had broken up.
So, guess who arrived in Cannes yesterday.
Bar has been making a concerted effort to make DiCaprio jealous this week at the Cannes Film Festival.
Wednesday evening, (she) hammed it up for the cameras, partying with George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis.
The ladies sipped champagne and got down on the dance floor with a gaggle of Refaeli’s model girlfriends.
One model pal tells Fox411 that Refaeli kept an eye for Leo all night and made sure she was photographed having a good time in the hopes of making her ex beau jealous.
“It is a little desperate,” she told us.
If the dress she wore to the premiere of ‘the Beaver’, which did the impossible and made her ass look even better than her amazing tits, didn’t make him jealous, and the gold mini dress she wore last night didn’t work, earlier today she went on her twitter and posted that bikini pic in the headline (full size here). If none of that made him jealous, maybe letting me fuck her in the ass might help in some way. We’ve got to try something, Bar!
As you may have noticed, something would have to have acid for blood in order for Arnold Schwarzenegger to not fuck it, and now the whores are coming out of the woodwork with the revelation that he had a child with his maid 13 years ago. One has even hired the worlds most punchable lawyer, with more perhaps on the way.
The incident returned to the public’s attention numerous allegations made over the years that Schwarzenegger was a notorious womanizer.
It also threatened to bring forth more women with allegations against Schwarzenegger.
On Wednesday, Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred confirmed she is representing Gigi Goyette, a former child actress who has said she had annual trysts with Schwarzenegger at a bodybuilding competition he sponsored in Ohio.
Fox also says Arnold was pretty busy during the last week of September in 1997, because not only did his wife Maria Shriver give birth to their youngest son Christopher, but his maid gave birth to their nameless bastard. Jesus, even Lil’ Wayne spaces it out more than that. Remember on ‘Threes Company’ when Jack would have two dates with two different women at the same restaurant, and he’d have to run from table to table? I like to think this was like that. “Yaa, goood, dats a good baby, I must go now!” And then Arnold would run to the next room where the other one is still in labor. “Yaa, puush, you are doing good! I go now!”
George Clooneys girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (who still looks a little trannyish sometimes) spent another day lounging around on a yacht in a tiny bikini in Cannes yesterday, then did some modeling. Also on a yacht. But those pictures weren’t as good so they’re behind the bikini ones. Someone should maybe tell her that it might not be the best idea in the world to have her picture taken while laying on her back practically naked with her legs open for free, and then charge for pictures in a dress, considering that having her picture taken is her only marketable skill.
It’s been almost a month since January Jones announced that she was pregnant, but she still won’t say who the father is, and according to the Daily, that’s because he’s married and they had an affair while filming ‘X-Men: First Class’. Which seems like a pretty good reason.
So of the big names on ‘X-Men’ who are married, there’s director Matthew Vaughn, who is married to Claudia Schiffer, Kevin Bacon, who is married to Kyra Sedgwick, and James McAvoy, who is married and has a son. There’s also Jason Flemyng, who isn’t as famous but you would know him if you saw him, and Oliver Platt, who is fat so it’s not him.
Hopefully it’s one of the other ones though. For now I guess we just have to wait for January to talk. That’s why I’m gonna go ask her about this, ask her who the father is, then slip her a $20 bill and say, “maybe this will jog your memory.”
