LINDSAY LOHAN - was believed to be the favorite to play Victoria Gotti because Gotti is friends with Lindsays mom and was demanding it. Not true. “Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that’s not true. I didn’t insist and actually have no say in who gets the part.” So if Lindsay gets it, it will be because she was perfect for the role. Nothing says “Italian” more than pink skin and freckles. (page six)
COWBOYS AND ALIENS - has a new trailer out this morning, coming on the heels of yesterdays new trailers for Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Taylor Lautner in Abduction. Taylors character is much like Jason Bourne, if Bourne were in high school, never closed his mouth, was constantly baffled by everything around him and sounded like a woman. (apple, apple, youtube)
DIDDY - is demanding $45,000 from clubs in New York City for the honor of hosting his after party during his tour, but no one wants to pay. It’s an enticing offer: a pretentious jackass, unbearable music, and a room packed with concealed weapons held by people who don’t know how to aim. Can I host it twice! (nyp)
JESSICA LOWNDES - was in London last night going to clubs, and she wore this see thru top because it was easier than flailing her arms around and yelling, “hey everyone, look at me!” (splash and wenn)
I think most people were so glad when Michael Shannon was cast as General Zod in the Superman reboot, if only because it meant we wouldn’t have to see another dumbass Lex Luther movie if nothing else, that they pretty much stopped paying attention to the casting after that. But now Latino Review says there will be a second villain as well; a girl.
A girl serial killer.
A girl serial killer who hates men and with a history of kicking Supermans ass because she’s from Krypton too and has all the same powers.
Faora Hu-Ul was a serial killer born on the planet Krypton. A self-professed “man-hater”, she targeted only male Kryptonians and ran a concentration camp where she kept other Kryptonians as slaves. Faora Hu-Ul claimed over twenty-three lives before she was arrested. Faora was sentenced to over three-hundred years of incarceration inside the Phantom Zone - the longest sentence ever handed to a female prisoner, and the second-longest sentence over all. As Faora was trapped inside the Phantom Zone, she, along with many others, survived the destruction of Krypton.
Faora was an expert at the Kryptonian martial art of Horo-Kanu, which utilized the pressure points on the Kryptonian body. This made her an extremely dangerous foe for Superman to face in hand-to-hand combat—he was forced to flee from their first encounter.
The role hasn’t been cast yet and they don’t even mention any candidates, but could this be the part Lindsay claims she was reading for? Sure, it could be, since she was lying to begin with. When you lie you can say and do anything you want. Watch this: “I also read for a part in the Superman movie. And right now I’m on the moon, with a panther.” See what I mean. It’s easy.
Charlie Sheen (seen here being mobbed by ones of fans as he arrives in Toronto for another “Torpedo of Truth” show) has been saying lately that he’s in talks with Warner Bros. about returning to Two and a Half Men, and even said there’s an 85 percent chance that they’ll ask him to come back.
This is all news to Warner Bros. of course, because none of that is actually happening, so today they sent a letter to Sheens attorney telling him to shut the hell up.
“Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series.”
Ah-ha! So Sheen was telling the truth! Notice how Warner Bros. ducked the issue and never actually mentioned if there were any discussions. There’s a lot of wiggle room in this letter, and that’s all good news for Sheen. WINNING!!!
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Hayden Panettiere isn’t really my thing, but she looked fantastic last night at a benefit in Santa Monica for the Surfrider Foundation. She’s sexy and cute at the same time, and that’s hard to do. To top this she’d have to lay on the floor naked and play with baby tigers and pandas.
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Amanda Seyfried spent last week with her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe in Paris, one of the most romantic cities in the world, where a young couple in love can drink champagne at Les Ombres, taken an evening cruise down the Seine as the lights shine on Notre Dame, or buy a dead horse.
Guess which one Amanda did.
“I bought a dead horse. I love good taxidermy, it’s like art. A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.” (express.uk)
Just to make sure this is as creepy as possible, it was actually a foal, not a horse. If you don’t know, a foal is a horse less than one year old.
“This is my second one. Like full animal, I have animal parts. I thought it was funny that it was $2,750. It’s all art.” (imdb)
Jesus Christ no wonder Phillippe cheats on her. If you can get an erection while a dead ponys eyes follow you around the room, you’re well on your way to being a serial killer. She’s not nearly hot enough to deal with all this. Julri Waters on the other hand could stuff and mount my parents for all I care.
For now let’s just ignore how dumb it is for People to have Jessica Simpson on the 2011 Most Beautiful list, I’m sure I’m go in to great detail about that later, for now let’s deal with the other dumb part of her profile, and that is her claim that her tits get her out of parking tickets.
Being well-endowed since sixth grade, the blonde bombshell points out that “there’s no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down.” Simpson, 30, has since learned to embrace her chest as her “best accessory,” telling PEOPLE, “Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!”
“And you should see me at Dunkin when they have the cocoa jelly donuts! I let that kid just straight up titty fuck me!”
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