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  1. News comes from China of famine, wars, and disorder, thus illuminating one spur to their emigration.
  2. Lots at Rincon Point greatly increase in value after Pacific Mail Steamship completes terminal and warehouse. Up, and Up, and Up.
  3. Reading the tragic and curious tale of Louis XVII, his mysterious death, and the spurious claimants of the Bourbon restoration.
  4. More money's to be made in processing raw stuffs (rice, tobacco), than in the value of the commodity itself.
  5. Inspected lots at Jackson & Sansome. Fine ground for cigar factory and a rice mill.
  6. The Chinese, it seems, can happily subsist on naught but rice, ginger, and greens, totally ignoring the nutriment of milk. [Note: BUY RICE.]
  7. The Chinese are industrious, thrifty, and more numerous every day. All the more reason they are despised by lazy, indigent whites.
  8. Cigars and Chess at the Masonic Lodge. Much talk of the character of Chinamen.
  9. In happier news, the $5000 reward for arsonists and nightly patrols make it far likelier my buildings won't burn down this time.
  10. Over 3 months 4 hanged; 1 whipped; 14 deported to Australia; 14 banished; 14 handed over to public law; 41 discharged. Such is frontier law.
  11. No burglar, incendiarist or assassin shall escape punishment by legal quibbles, insecure prisons, careless/corrupt police, or lax justice.
  12. I stand with the Vigilance Committee. It is time that men of property come out against vagrancy and lawlessness.
  13. Since the great fire of this year, the fervor for stone and brick building has grown such that granite now regularly arrives from China.
  14. "Become such as you are, having learned what that is;" a quote for edification from Pindar. But the Greek sage fails to elucidate *how.*
  15. If found, please return to 110 Battery, near the British Consul, or Occidental Lodge #22 of the Freemasons.
  16. This is the commonplace book of Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, now of San Francisco these last three years.