Mussel and Mushroom Risotto

Cook as a mushroom risotto but in the last five minutes 'bung' in some big meaty mussels and a big heaped serving spoon of double cream.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

All Aboard

Rajendra Pachauri an Indian railway engineer rejected suggestions he should step down as chairman of the IPCC. The U.N. panel of climate scientists agreed today to push ahead with errors.

The Brothers

Back in 1974, the young brothers David and Edward Miliband are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says David, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'

The younger brother Edward who is 4 years old nods his head in approval, so David says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'

'Ok' Edward, agrees with enthusiasm..

The brothers mother walks into the kitchen and asks the young David what he wants for breakfast.

'Oh, shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She then looked at Edward and asked with a stern voice, ' And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fucking Coco Pops'

Wankers of Britain Unite

Today in true Eaton style, David Cameron urged Britons to "pull together" and echoing the World War I rallying call: "Your country needs you."



"Come on: let's pull together. Let's come together....."

I believe in fairies

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after Ed Miliband gets the Labour Party
re-elected to the Government of Britain!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

(hat-tip a man from Castleford)

Albania Mourns

Wisdom

BBC licence fee under threat

Family allowance cuts means, BBC licence fee will not be paid.

Chris Bryant...can suck my cock

Friday night is Labour whore night...Saturday is, I am a Labour whore.

If Ed wants head.

Tits UP

If you have any money in a bank, I would suggest you quietly but quickly withdraw it and place it under you mattress. better still buy bake beans and gold

The whole monetary system is about to go tits up.

Euroreichsteuer

Adopt a Pachauri

Pressure is mounting for Rajendra Pachauri to resign as head of the UN climate change panel over fears that his increasingly troubled tenure is hampering efforts to halt global warming.



Read more at the BBC

The Westminster Spiv

Vince Cable the Secretary of State for Business said today that "Markets are often irrational or rigged," "So I am shining a harsh light into the murky world of corporate behaviour.

I agree, so I will shine some light on some of Vince's murky behaviour



It was back in 2006 that the EU commissioner for the internal market, at the time Charlie McCreevy, told Member State governments across the European Union that they must scrap their monopoly on delivering letters by 2009.

EU Directives for the regulation of Royal Mail

Directive 97/67/EC of the European Parliament and of the Council of 15 December 1997 (came into force in February 1998)

Directive 2002/39/EC of the European Parliament and of the Council of 10 June 2002 amending Directive 97/67/EC

Directive 2008/6/EC of the European Parliament and the Council of 20 February 2008 amending the initial Postal Directive 97/67/EC as amended by Directive 2002/39/EC

Prior to the implementation of the 1997 European Union Directive, the UK postal service sector was governed by the Post Office Acts of 1953 and 1969 and the Telecommunications Act 1981. This legislation set out the responsibilities of the British Government towards postal services and gave the Post Office its powers and duties.

The Postal Services Act 2000 (PSA) implemented the 1997 European Union Directive in the UK. Statutory Instrument 2002 No. 3050 amended the PSA to take account of the changes required by the 2002 European Union Directive.

Dengue Durbar

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