Adam originally encouraged me to begin this post “You all should be ashamed of yourself.” In a way, I guess I have, but in a mediated kind of way, where the brunt of the blow is deflected by benevolent narrative forces unseen.
Because, really, is it your fault, you theological bloggers, linkers, clickers, and occasional commenters, that you’ve succumbed to the pathological curiosity in all things John Milbank? A part of me — the part that is a much better blog administrator than blogger — wants to say “Yes, you are all to blame.” But another part — the part that is more curious about blogging than frustrated by it — realizes that you (well, let’s just say it, we) are doing what comes naturally. By and large, for better or worse, we tend to associate ourselves with, in mind, body & spirit, those who are, in ways that correspond to that trifecta of Being (m/b/s), people who look like us — or, barring that, who we want to look like — or, barring that, who we want others to mistake us for looking like. Are you to be blamed, then, when you eagerly pounce on every post bearing Milbank’s name in the title or subtitle, when Milbank is, in fact, the quintessential theological blogger?
For starters, like most theological bloggers, he is male. Very male, let’s say. (Apologies to the females who find his work interesting and/or clicked this or other links because of the presence of his name, but I trust you know by now that his world is peopled primarily by very white, pastey even, very manly men. They may pay respect you in the morning, I mean, footnotes, provide a blurb or two on your forthcoming book, or, if you’re especially lucky, link to your blog, but never for a moment forget that you’re in their world.) Second, there is also the hallmark of Milbank’s style, his abrasive rhetoric, style & attitude. In fact, this is what so many people return to, when called upon to explain their undying interest in him. (E.g., “I don’t agree with what he says, but I love how he handles himself!”) They positively love how feisty he is. He, in short, makes for good blog copy — again, not unlike a fellow blogger, in his case, an A-list theology blogger — you link to immediately, maybe even block quote. (After all, was not your blogroll practically made for abrasive, overblown, unsubstantiated assertions?) Oh, and let’s not forget his occasional deployment of online pseudonymity. No blogger is innocent of that from time to time.
In short, fellow participants in the theological blogosphere, John Milbank is one of us! He even has a group-blog, called Radical Orthodoxy; and a blogging platform, called Routledge. So, hell, feel shame if you want, but only do so because you’re reading a theology blog this very moment! This, I’ve concluded, is the true sickness. Milbank is just the oozing sore, Radical Orthodoxy the pus, that this sickness brings on from time to time.