Scandal Sheet

• Taylor Swift is Entertainer of the Year?

  Posted Dec 03 2010, 04:51 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -And your EW Entertainer of the Year is ....drumroll...the envelope please....Taylor Swift. Huh. I was highly entertained by her Grammy performance, but only because it was so mock-worthy. I don't think that's what they mean, though. -Meanwhile, Maggie Gyllenhaal confirmed that Taylor spent Thanksgiving with her family. (The story comes complete with a portrait-quality pap photo of Taylor hanging out with [future sister-in-law?] Maggie and her daughter. It's such a shiny, happy glimpse of perfection that you can cut it out and hang it on your fridge for those days when you want to feel even worse about your own life. Thanks, Us Weekly!) -Josh Duhamel got kicked off a plane for refusing to turn off his Blackberry. Rebel! -German hackers allegedly stole some new Lady Gaga songs, as well as rumored Ke$ha sex photo. I'm ok with all of those things never, ever surfacing. -Michael Cera's a rock star? I did not see that coming. -Angelina Jolie is defending her Bosnian film...again. -That didn't stop her from having the most romantic, amazing, perfect meal in Paris with Brad Pitt last night. -Do you want to watch Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissing over and over again while shooting Breaking Dawn? Of course you do. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us

• Neve Campbell Files for Divorce

  Posted Dec 01 2010, 03:23 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Neve Campbell secretly filed for divorce from her second husband. I don't know about you, but this leads to lots of questions for me. When did she even get married? And for a second time? Didn't she date John Cusack for years and years? When did she even have time to get hitched -- twice? Apparently, I have not been doing a good job of keeping up with the non-Matthew Fox-y Party of Five alums. -Britney Spears' rep is denying a report that she's in an abusive relationship. The report originated from her hubby of five seconds, Jason Alexander, so we weren't really buying it anyway. -Thanks to the Posties for letting me be part of their Buffy panel. I could talk about that show all day... -Exactly how many coffee dates can one couple go on? It seems like Swiftenhaal (or Jaylor? Or Swake? We need consensus on this one, people!) are trying to set a new record. I guess that's the downside of dating someone who's not yet legal. Not that I'm judging. Ok, maybe there's a little bit of judging... -Meanwhile, Us Weekly has the first lovey-dovey photo of them together. Gag. -Justin Bieber may not like bullies, but has anyone given his bodyguards the memo? -This is creepy: here's a look at the Twilight cast, reimagined Twilight Zone-style. -Meanwhile, this clip of Robsten doing commentary for the Eclipse DVD is actually kind of cute. -Heather Locklear has been hospitalized for a bacterial infection. -Autumn Reeser (aka the best thing about No Ordinary Family, The OC, Human Target, and every other TV show she's ever been on) announced on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she's preggers. -Best. Headline. Ever. "Is Brad Pitt Taking Style Cues from Spencer Pratt?" Yikes. I don't know what he did to get their backs up, but Brad needs to send a basket of mini-muffins to the folks over at People.com STAT! -Also: Brad Pitt has nose hair. How dare he destroy our belief that celebrities are flawless and perfect and immortal? Our world is askew. -Glee was back in fine form last night. "Valerie" might have been my fave performance of the year so far. -Michael Douglas is set to return to work. -Does Tom Cruise raid Katie Holmes' cosmetics? Hey man, if I had access to high-end lotions and creams, I'd be slathering that stuff all over my face too. -Julia Roberts was reportedly paid $1.5 million to star in this Italian commercial. She doesn't even have lines. Try not to weep to much while watching it; the tears could short-circuit your keyboard. -In other 'our lives suck' news, Ryan Secreast just signed a $60 million contract to continue his radio deal.  -The adorable Emma Watson just posted an adorable holiday greeting vid on her site. Adorable! -Here are bloopers from The Situation's workout DVD. Wait, you mean the whole thing wasn't a joke? Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Tom Cruise, Jake Gyllenhaal, Julia Roberts, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Swift, Neve Campbell

• Winter's Bone Leads Spirit Award Nominees

  Posted Nov 30 2010, 04:20 PM by Jen@Dose with 1 comment(s)

  -Consider award season officially kicked off! The Spirit Award noms have been announced, and Winter's Bone (which is AMAZING) is leading the way. -Mariah Carey played coy when asked if she was expecting twins, which probably means she is. -Are you guys watching Fringe this season? It's soooooo good! Here's a trailer for this week's ep. -Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spent Thanksgiving together. Let the squealfest commence....now! -What is it about articles in which celebrities interview each other that are so much better than regular interviews? I devoured the excerpts of Patti Smith's interview with Johnny Depp, while Kanye West's interview with Rihanna is also awesome (mostly because he asks questions like "How does it feel to know that you can turn straight women gay?" That's totally going to the top of my question list...). -Madonna celebrated the opening of her new gym in NYC by teaching a dance class. (Holy crap, how intimidating would that be?!? It doesn't help that the dance studio is plastered with images of her face staring down at you with a "Seriously? You call that Vogue-ing?" expression.) -In any case, people are more focused on Madonna's puffy face than her gym. -Lindsay Lohan thinks she's been denied driving privileges because of the paparazzi, so now she's seeking a restraining order against them. -Meanwhile, am I the only one who thinks DWTS would be a brilliant career move for Linds? -The Kardashian Mastercard has been pulled because of unreasonable fees. Seriously though, if you think it's a good idea to flash a card with the Kardashian sisters' faces plastered all over it, you kinda deserve stupid high fees, don't you? -What's happening with Brad Pitt's face? I thought we'd cleared the scary facial hair phase. Movember is over, buddy! -Keith Urban spilled the beans on Oprah about the intervention Nicole Kidman had to stage for him. -Newsflash: Reese Witherspoon is feeling sexier than ever. That is all. -This Tumblr blog, in which the writer goes through the Twilight novels and points out the bad grammar, made my entire day. (Sidenote: I have an idea for a killer Tumblr. I still have to flesh it out a bit more, but it's going to blow your mind grapes and/or land me a reality TV deal.) -Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is denying engagement rumours. She also denies smoking while pregnant, despite this pic. -John Mayer wants Eva Longoria's number? I don't see it. Then again, I didn't see the Mayer/Katy Perry flirtation either. -Susan Boyle's performance on The View was pretty disastrous today, so much so that she cut her song short after 30 seconds or so. -You know how most people look like crap when they get off an airplane? Jon Hamm is not most people. -The trailer for Frankie & Alice, in which Halle Berry plays a woman with a split personality, has dropped. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us

• First Photo from Breaking Dawn

  Posted Nov 29 2010, 05:44 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  (Bill Condon posted this pic on the official Twilight Facebook page. Photo: Summit Entertainment) -Oh geez. The director of Breaking Dawn just posted a pic from the set...and judging by the feathers, it's from the honeymoon sex scene (which, for those of you who haven't read the book, is unintentionally hilarious. "You bit...a pillow?" Seriously, I'm still laughing.)  -Don't worry, Demi Lovato fans. She's still in rehab. That Thanksgiving video she released was taped well before the meltdown. -This caused a lot of fangirl gushing in the office: we've got an interview with The Vampire Diaries' Nina Dobrev (who, like us, admits that she has no idea which brother she wants her character to end up with). -The youngest Kardashian is launching a modeling career? We'll never, ever be able to shake this family, will we? -Looks like rehab does the body good. At least if you're Lindsay Lohan. -So what do you guys think of the announcement that Anne Hathaway and James Franco will host the Oscars? I'm on the fence. I like them, but they both seem like "small doses" type of people. Also, anyone else think James is just hosting so he can add this to his "how much crazy crap will people let me get away with?" resume? -Jason London (not the crazy brother) is engaged. -Gwen Stefani's son wears nail polish. Who does this kid think he is -- Justin Bieber? -Pax Jolie-Pitt celebrated his seventh b-day with boat ride on the Seine, followed by a hot air balloon ride over Paris. That totally beats my dirty bingo party. Well played, kid. -In case you're wondering where all the men are tomorrow night, they're probably peeping the Victoria's Secret fashion show. -Stars are planning on signing off social media for charity. But how are we going to know what Justin Bieber ate for breakfast? How?!!??? -Speaking of charity, Matt Damon wears a Snuggie in this video in an attempt to get you to support his cause. -RadarOnline refuses to let up on their claims that David Beckham cheated. -Here's a full preview of Glee covering Florence + the Machine's "Dog Days Are Over." I'm so in. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Kim Kardashian, Demi Lovato, Breaking Dawn, Glee, James Franco

• Twins for Mariah Carey?

  Posted Nov 26 2010, 01:12 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  (Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon appear at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 1, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Photo by GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP/Getty Images) -Is Mariah Carey expecting twins, or is she just confused by pronouns? -This interview with Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny just smacked me back to fangirl geekdom like it's 1999. I love that they're still friends. -U.S. Thanksgiving has turned the world into a gossip desert. Luckily, the UK tabs are picking up the slack. Harry Potter star Tom Felton is denying reports he fathered a secret baby (oh, Draco!), Stella McCartney has given birth to her fourth kid, and Halle Berry reveals that she's getting womb itch. (Is there an oinment for that?) -Meanwhile, Halle's ex Gabriel Aubry is still going strong with Kim Kardashian. He must really like her, too: he sat through Burlesque. -The Lil' Kim vs Nicki Minaj war is heating up. Kim responded to Nicki's recent comments with this statement -- and then released a diss track for good measure. -Lady Gaga is showing off her Thanksgiving casserole on Twitter. (No, that's not a euphemism, dirty birds!) -Kanye West must be overcome with holiday spirit. He (temporarily) buried the hatchet with Matt Lauer. -Jennifer Aniston spent her Thanksgiving with girlfriends (including Chelsea Handler) in Cabo. My evite must have gotten lost in the interwebs. -Meanwhile, Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly spent Thanksgiving with Taylor Swift.  Ok, I'm just going to go ahead and repress that information. And...it's....gone! -My buddy who's interviewed Jake a few times keeps trying to rain on my crush parade with not-great stories about him. My rebuttal: these pictures!  -Charlie Sheen has a surprising ally: his ex-wife. -This may or may not be a teaser for the next movie from the District 9 guy. Either way: ewwww! -Having reached the point of saturation here, the cast of Glee is jumping the pond to perform on next week's X Factor. -Jeremy Renner is being primed to take over the Mission: Impossible franchise from Tom "I wear lifts" Cruise. -Is Mel Gibson trying to prove that Oksana was on Oxycodone the night of their big fight? -Meeting your girlfriend's father is always a bit nerve-racking, but even more so when her father is Phil Collins. Luckily, it seems Taylor Lautner won him over. (Did he offer a peek at his abs?) -Holy crap, is Glee covering Florence + The Machine? I might have to take back everything I've said about the show in the last couple of weeks....   Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Halle Berry, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey, Mel Gibson, Glee, Nicki Minaj

• Kanye Slams Taylor...Again

  Posted Nov 24 2010, 03:11 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Kanye West launched a new album this week to glowing reviews -- and then quickly proceeded to stomp on all the warm and fuzzy feelings we were starting to have for him again by slamming Taylor Swift. Really, Kanye? Aren't you rich enough at this point that you can hire someone whose only job is to stuff food into your mouth whenever it looks like you're about to speak? -George Lopez's wife just filed for divorce. I wonder if she'll ask for the kidney that she gave him back? -Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are back on. Wow, that's exciting! It could only have been more exciting if I actually knew they split! Still: whoo! -Most gutting headline of the day: "Spotted: Blake Lively Buying 40 Pairs of Christian Louboutins." I hate my life. -I finally (finally!) saw the new Harry Potter last night. Holy crap, when did Emma Watson learn to act? And did anyone else pick up on the Harry/Hermoine vibe? -Speaking of movies, there is full frontal Franco in our future. -Awww...Russell Brand is taking driving lessons. I'm guessing he's already an expert at parking. And banging into things. And handling a stick shift. Ok, I'm done now. -Is Angelina Jolie refusing to celebrate Thanksgiving because she feels it's the "story of murder"? Probably not, seeing as Brad Pitt was just talking about having a turkey. Still, it makes for a helluva catchy headline, don't it? -Christina Aguilera says that sometimes people throw a ham in her front yard. Wow, movie critics. I know you all hate Burlesque, but that's getting a bit too literal, no? -This is gross: now that Megan Fox has started going to her 8-year-old stepson's little league games, more men have been attending just to "watch her cheering and jumping up and down." -Here's the first image from Sherlock Holmes 2. Hello, Lisbeth Salander! -Kate Gosselin says her kids weren't expelled...and then goes on to talk about how she hopes they can get back to school soon. Hmmm.. -Ohhhh....Vampire Diaries spoilers! -Crazy. When I first saw this picture I thought "Oh, how nice that Jen Garner and Michael Vartan have managed to stay friends." Then I realized that it's Ben Affleck. She certainly has a type, doesn't she? -New York cops want to interview Charlie Sheen. How fun for them. -The new American Idol promo offers no glimpses of J.Lo. Don't they realize watching her tear up contestants is the only thing left to be remotely interested in? They could have at least thrown in her "I never stop attacking" soundbite. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, Charlie Sheen, Kanye West, Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, Vampire Diaries

• Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato's Awkward Duet

  Posted Nov 23 2010, 04:38 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -This video of Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas singing a sweet holiday duet is covered in awkward sauce. -Did Eva Longoria confront Tony's sext partner? (Sigh. I think I just felt my soul shrivel up and die a little after using the word 'sext'.) -Meanwhile, sources say Eva's only regret is that she didn't leave sooner. (Are they sure about that? 'Cause I'm guessing she also regrets taking part in this video.) -Daniel Radcliffe continues to charm. Check out this FunnyorDie vid, in which he reveals he really is Harry Potter. -Christian Bale says he doesn't think there'll be another Batman movie after this one. Riiiiight, because Hollywood just hates running franchises into the ground... -Speaking of which, Joss Whedon's statement about the Buffy reboot makes me love him even more. How is that even possible? -Meanwhile, the original TV cast is Tweeting their displeasure. Eliza Dushku, Julie Benz and Emma Caulfield have all cried foul, while David Boreanaz is wearing his sad face. -Yikes! An actor who had a bit part in Ugly Betty is accused of killing his mother with a samurai sword. -Courtney Love is being sued for allegedly not giving back borrrowed bling. (In other news, my eyeballs are also considering legal action for those nearly nude photos that surfaced earlier this week.) -Jennifer Jason Leigh ('member her?) just filed for divorce. -Also calling it quits, Emmy Rossum and Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz. -Is Sandra Bullock adopting a little girl? Star magazine says so, so...maybe not. -How do you know it's a slow news day? Christina Aguilera was spotted holding hands with her new boyfriend and it made headlines. -File under awesome: Little kids re-enacting Kanye West's Tweets. -According to RadarOnline, Denise Richards was very interested in the escort Charlie Sheen was with the night of the meltdown and asked her lots of questions about the profession. Hear that? That's the sound of a million blind item readers' heads exploding. -What's with all the new movies about runaway trains? Whatever, this one looks amazing AND stars Jake Gyllenhaal. Score! -The new boy on Glee is all kinds of charming, non? -I don't watch The Bachelor, but this slap-tastic promo almost makes me want to! Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kanye West, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Demi Lovato, Daniel Radcliffe, Joe Jonas, Sandra Bullock

• Miley's Birthday Kiss

  Posted Nov 22 2010, 04:48 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -It appears that those rumours about Miley Cyrus dating a Nickelodeon star are true, judging by these grainy but still disturbing photos. -Meanwhile, Mike Posner is denying rumours that he's dating Miley. Wait, was that even a thing?!? -I actually really liked Taylor Swift's straight hair at last night's AMAs. It makes her look less like a Disney princess and more like the princess's evil (but way cooler) stepsister. -Kat Von D's house burned down this weekend. She's fine; her cat is not. -Has Gabriel Aubry downgraded from Halle Berry to Kim Kardashian? That's kinda like the time I ate at a mindblowingly delicious restaurant that was so expensive, I ended up living off of Kraft Dinner and stale crackers for the rest of the month. -Why why why? Buffy the Vampire Slayer should not get rebooted (unless Joss Whedon and the entire cast was onboard. Which they're not. So don't even think about it, Warner Bros.) -David Arquette: still enjoying single life. -Teri Hatcher is shooting down rumours she's leaving Desperate Housewives. -Mariah Carey kept her belly bump covered under a big coat while taping her holiday special. -Leonardo DiCaprio's flight to Moscow had to make an emergency landing. Apparently, they discovered that he wasn't just sleeping in his seat but was actually invading other people's dreams to engage in corporate espionage. (What's that? That last part didn't happen? My bad.) -It's turning into a case of he said/she said between Charlie Sheen and the escort who was in the hotel room during his meltdown. She says he grabbed her neck, he says she's a liar. -Odd: it seems the ladies of The View are firmly on Charlie's side. -Anne Hathaway says that in her head, she's already dreamed up a role she could play on Glee. (Ok, but if it's the role of a blogger who, despite being talentless and sarcastic, somehow manages to catch Mr. Shue's eye, back off! I've already mentally cast myself.) -Meanwhile, I could watch Anne and Jake Gyllenhaal do interviews all day long. The even quote Teen Wolf in this one! -Did you guys catch Jake on Jimmy Fallon last night? His sandwich rap was hilarious! Even more hilarious: this behind-the-scenes clip of him yelling at Jimmy for changing the lyrics from rehearsal. -Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds look just fine, despite those recent rumours. -Joel McHale, please tone down your awesomeness. You're ruining all other guys for me. -Oprah just gave her entire audience a free 2012 Volkswagen Beetle, plus a whole lot of other stuff. Check out this clip of the audience totally losing their poo. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal, Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Leonardo DiCaprio

• Wesley Snipes Headed to Prison

  Posted Nov 19 2010, 03:16 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Ouch! Wesley Snipes just got sentenced to three years in the slammer for for tax-related crimes. -T.I. is getting really, really sick of prison life. -I know we're getting into broken record territory here, but how great was last night's Community? A blanket fort? Get outta here! -Chris Brown got a glowing report from his probation judge. Bully for him. -Mischa Barton is filming a reality show? Ugh. -David Arquette was so anxious to get to the bar at the GQ Men of the Year Awards, he climbed through window. I respect that. -Meanwhile, he seems to be enjoying single life just fine. -This is going to be weird: designer Zac Posen will be Martha Stewart's intern for six weeks. -Christina Aguilera talked about being single on today's Ellen, and was rewarded with a hunky dude jumping out of a cake. -Is Eva Longoria leaning on the cast of Desperate Housewives during her split? They've sure come a long way since the Vanity Fair debacle. -Meanwhile, even though Tony Parker denies he was blindsided, others are still saying there's something fishy about the way it went down. -Lea Michele says Cory Monteith farts in front of her. That's, um, sweet? -Meanwhile, if the acting thing fizzles, Cory says he's happy to go back to construction. -Alanis Morissette Tweeted a pic of her very pregnant belly getting hennaed. -Jesse Eisenberg was all kinds of adorable on last night's Conan. -A new trailer for The Green Hornet has been released. It's much funnier than the first one. -This classic clip of Tony Danza making fun of the local news without knowing that the camera was rolling is kinda perfect. -Jersey Shore's Angelina has released the full version of her new song. It's just as terrible as you thought it would be. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Mischa Barton, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Glee, wesley snipes

• Robert Pattinson Gets Flashy

  Posted Nov 18 2010, 04:32 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Even a superstar like Robert Pattinson is not immune to plumber butt. -It really didn't take very long for Eva Longoria's divorce to get nasty, did it? In any case, Tony Parker is denying reports he was blindsided. -Ok, my teeny tiny crush on Jake Gyllenhaal is now a full-blown crush, thanks to last night's Letterman interview and this HAWT magazine cover. (This photo? Also hawt!) I really hope he's on Ellen next week. Have you heard his birthday phone calls to her? Adorable. -Speaking of Ellen, Chris Colfer was very cute on the show, telling stories about "sleep shopping." -Katy Perry's boobs were Photoshopped...to look smaller? Someone is so getting fired for misreading the instructions... -Oh dear. Mel Gibson wants sole custody. -You oughta know: Alanis Morissette is expecting a boy. -Happy 25th birthday, Elmo! You don't look a day over 7... -Here's a closer look at Abed's..um..."lady chart" from last week's Community. -For the love of gawd, enough with the mash-ups, Glee! -Angelina Jolie has cast Brad Pitt in her directorial debut. Can you say "casting couch"? -George Clooney was honoured last night at the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights. I love that ER alum Julianna Margulies was there for him.  (See how I'm just ignoring the fact that Elisabetta posed for photos with his dad? It takes talent to reach this level of repression.) -Oopsie! Teen Mom star Amber has been charged with two felonies for attacking her baby daddy on camera. -This video of the Harry Potter cast trying to speak "American" is priceless! Emma Watson's the worst -- which she already proved on Letterman. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Alanis Morissette, Jake Gyllenhaal, Mel Gibson, Robert Pattinson, Katy Perry

• Beyonce's Banned Ad

  Posted Nov 17 2010, 04:07 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Beyonce's perfume ad has been banned from daytime airplay in the UK. Personally, I don't see the issue with it, but last weekend I told someone that I didn't think a drug problem was a dealbreaker, so my moral compass might be a little wonked right now... -So, it turns out Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are splitting up after all. She confirmed it on Twitter. And Ted says they were the couple behind a series of blind items. Hmmm.... -Rachel Zoe just confirmed her pregnancy on Twitter. (Seriously, why do stars even pay publicists anymore?) -Avril Lavigne is officially, finally divorced. -Matthew Morrison is shirtless perfection on the cover of Details. I could only get through a bit of the article before stopping for fear that reading more would kill my crush ("I don’t want to say [the cast] idolize me, but..."), but the pictures make it all better. And Lea Michele comes off way worse in the article...predictably. -How cute is it that Sarah Jessica Parker's son slipped a folded-up note to Emma Watson at the Harry Potter premiere? It wasn't a Post It! either. SJP has taught him well... -I was shocked (shocked!) that Ryan Reynolds beat out Jon Hamm for the Sexiest Man Alive title. I'm not really sure why stuff like this always comes as a surprise to me, though. These things are always tied to a big publicity blitz, and the Green Lantern trailer did drop this week. Still, shocked. Also shocking: it took me a very long time to find an image of Jon Hamm for this gallery that didn't make him look like a serial killer. Is that why he lost the title? He doesn't photograph well? -A Wisconsin man got so angry about Bristol Palin advancing to the DWTS finals, he shot at his TV. Meh, sounds like a reasonable reaction. -Check out this red band, NSFW trailer for Your Highness. I'm kinda surprised Natalie Portman would do a movie like this. And James Franco? Well, I'm never surprised by him at this point. -Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Fallon doing "Whip My Hair?" Amazing. -I didn't love last night's Glee as much as everyone else seemed to (since when does Mr. Shue not let them sing what they want? Why is Terri still around? How is a boyfriend for Mercedes going to change the fact that Kurt is being a crappy friend?), but I will say this -- and I never thought I'd ever say it -- Gwyneth Paltrow was the best thing about the entire episode. And she certainly helped the ratings. Another bonus: she pissed off Dina Lohan. -Meanwhile, the guy who plays the bully on Glee just posted a very sweet It Gets Better vid. -Here's an extended version of the George Clooney coffee ad I posted yesterday. -Vincent Kartheiser doesn't want to have kids. Not surprising; this guy can't even commit to getting a toilet. -Anne Hathaway's SNL promos are out and they're cute! The "brains" one is the best. (Sidenote: what's with all the Michael Caine impressions this week?) -Feel better, Bill Nye! Because of you, I know how to make a mirror! (Sorta) -The trailer for Red Riding Hood with Amanda Seyfried is out. It's directed by Catherine Hardwicke and I swear, there's a shot of treetops that looks like extra footage she had left over from Twilight. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Eva Longoria, Beyonce, George Clooney, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Hathaway, Glee, matthew morrison

• Eva Longoria Not Divorced Yet...But Is It Coming?

  Posted Nov 16 2010, 03:38 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Earlier today TMZ reported that Eva Longoria had filed for divorce from Tony Parker, but her rep says it's not true and the story has since been pulled from the site. There's still lots of talk about trouble in paradise though, and People says she's going to file the papers this week. -It's long, but it you have 5 mins, read Esquire's interview with Christian Bale. It's sorta fascinating. -It looks like Kellan Lutz and Annalynne McCord are back on...or at least hooking up at low-budget motels. I'm not judging. That guy hugged me once after an interview ages ago, and I think I'm still swooning a little. He could sell babies on eBay and I'd be cool with it. -Check out the new trailer for Winnie, in which Jennifer Hudson goes Oscar fishing stars as Winnie Madikizela-Mandela. -I've liked Modern Family's Julie Bowen ever since she was on Ed, but man, I have never been able to watch an entire TV interview with her without feeling squirmy. Did you see her on Conan? Maybe it's nerves, but she always comes across as manic. Luckily, I did watch long enough to see her make Michael Cera act even more awkward than usual... -Oh, this is a great idea. Lindsay Lohan's brother will star as heroin addict in a film produced by his mother, Dina. -Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan? I like! (How funny is it that she got the news on the red carpet and burst into tears in front of Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld, the two people in this world who just LOVE public displays of emotion?) -Michael Douglas's ex-wife won't get his Wall Street money. -Lea Michele and Corey Monteith talk about "the key incident" on the Glee set. But Mark Salling said that the tabs made that story up. Is it possible that stars...gulp...lie to us? -Bristol Palin and The Situation just shot an abstinence/safe sex PSA. Brilliant! No one can kill a mood like those two. -Did Anne Hathaway storm out of her birthday dinner in tears? Maybe she needs to do more interviews with Jake Gyllenhaal. She always seems giggly and happy during those. (Who wouldn't?) -Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli aren't engaged. Yay? -I don't know how I missed the trailer for London Boulevard last week, but it looks great! Keira Knightley needs a win; Never Let Me Go came and went in a blink. -If you've never seen Lisa Kudrow's very awesome web series, Web Therapy, now's a good time to start: Meryl Streep guest stars this week. -Did Jessica Simpson have to buy her own engagement ring? Heh heh heh... -This is funny: how The Social Network would have turned out if other directors worked on it. -Emma Watson was adorable on Letterman last night, talking about confusing American slang and how she's asked for an eraser and ended up with a condom. -Ashton Kutcher "punks" TMZ in this video that's supposed to be funny but is really just a long ad for chips. -This is nuts. A legendary Hollywood publicist was shot and killed after leaving last night's premiere of Burlesque. -The trailer for Matt LeBlanc's new Showtime series Episodes has been released. I've read the first script and it's got a lot of potential, though the trailer didn't really bring the funny. We'll see. -Here's George Clooney's latest international coffee ads. Sigh. If People doesn't name him the Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow, I'm going to have a serious pout on. (Unless they chose Jon Hamm. Then it'll just be a minor pout.) Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Eva Longoria, George Clooney, Ashton Kutcher, Glee, kellan lutz, Emma Watson, Carey Mulligan

• Lindsay Lohan Goes Back to Work

  Posted Nov 15 2010, 02:26 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Lindsay Lohan got to take the day off from rehab on Saturday. But it wasn't all good news. She reportedly asked security to remove her father from her lobby. And here we thought that reconciliation would last... -Miley Cyrus' parents may be breaking up, but Britney Spears' seem to be reconciling. Showparent 'verse restored? -Sources insist the timing of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's engagement announcements is completely coincidental. Uh-huh. -Meanwhile, they're now in the middle of a headline war. Goodie. -Whitney Houston, 47, and Ray J, 29, are back on. [insert finger snaps here] -Fox has already released the FULL clip of Gwyneth Paltrow singing Cee-Lo's "F- You." Really, Fox? Really? I'm not watching it because it's way too spoilery, but whenever I don't mention Glee I get hate mail and I'm feeling a little fragile today, so click if you want. Or don't. Just don't all caps scream at me! -Speaking of Glee, here's a roundup of Kurt's best quotes. -These Days of Our Lives product placement clips that are circulating around the Web today are priceless. The Midol one's my fave (mostly because I'm pretty sure I've given this exact same speech in real life, complete with Vanna White arms). -Ugh. Sarah Palin's new reality show broke ratings records for TLC. -The PBS site is streaming the Mark Twain Humour Awards ceremony honouring Tina Fey. I haven't made it all the way through, but it's worth fast-forwarding to Jon Hamm at 31:50 and Betty White at 52:30. Funny stuff!  -Ouch! (And ha!) Playgirl turned down Kanye West. -Rachel Zoe showed off her teeny tiny belly bump this weekend. -The red-band trailer for Love and Other Drugs is out. It's like the last one, but with more naughty bits. -Another weekend, another sighting of Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift. -This YouTube montage of characters saying "you look like sh*t" is actually pretty funny. Now someone needs to do a "let's get out of here" compilation. -Yay! Parks and Recreation is coming back Jan. 20. -GQ has named Scarlett Johansson the babe of the year.  Obviously, they didn't see her lame episode of SNL this weekend. At least musical guest Arcade Fire killed it! -Jay-Z is once again shooting down pregnancy rumours surrounding Beyonce. -Awww. Courteney Cox and David Arquette took their daughter to a bowling event this weekend. -A bunch of new clips from Burlesque have dropped. Why do I have a feeling that I will soon be watching this film at the Underground Theatre while shouting at the screen and throwing things? -Lea Michele and Corey Monteith's Teen Vogue photo shoot is adorable and much less porn-y than we're used to. -Perhaps Rihanna should have taken off her necklace before posing with some schoolgirls? Just sayin'.   -Awwww. Daniel Radcliffe is just as adorably geeky in real life as we hoped he would be. -There's proof that Taylor Momsen was once a cute little kid who doesn't look like she drinks the blood of virgins! Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johansson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tina Fey, Glee, Taylor Momsen

• Demi Lovato Heartbroken over Death?

  Posted Nov 11 2010, 06:05 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -Demi Lovato's reps continue to insist alcohol and drugs are not part of her issues. Or pregnancy. Wait, what? -Meanwhile, did the death of a friend (possibly boyfriend) cause Demi's breakdown? -Face it, haters. Gwyneth Paltrow killed it on her live singing debut last night. She says she turned to Beyonce and Faith Hill for advice. -It's restraining order day! Both Nicole Richie and Lady Gaga obtained some legal distance from creeps. -Now it's John Mayer's turn to deny hooking up with that TV chef. -Don't ask LeAnn Rimes about her rumored engagement. Just...don't. -Angelina Jolie says she and Johnny Depp are "both hermits." But they're not being hermity together. Though that would make this story way more interesting. -Also, it sounds like Shiloh will be carrying on the morbid torch for her blood vial-wearing mommy. -Emma Watson looked fab at the London premiere of Harry Potter today. Not everyone can pull off feathers. -For it's next celebrity takedown, South Park is setting its sights on....excuse me while I spin the giant wheel...Justin Bieber! -Kat let me blab about The Vampire Diaries and Glee on her podcast again. (Actually, she invited me to talk about VD only, but when I found out they were also Gleeing, I bullied my way in. Boss card!) -Speaking of Glee, the full xmas album is now streaming on MySpace. I couldn't listen it because hearing holiday music this early makes me want to hurt unicorns, but it's nice to see that Kurt and Blaine will have a duet in the future. -Congrats to Vera Farmiga, who just had a baby girl. -This story about Dick Van Dyke falling asleep on his surfboard and being recused by porpoises might just be the best thing I've ever read. This week, at least. -Ohh, this is weird. If you type "watch Conan" into Google, the first result is NBC's Jay Leno page. -Surprise: Beyonce and Oprah could buy and sell you a million times over. -Did everyone catch Jon Hamm on Conan last night? So charming! Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Lovato, Emma Watson, Jon Hamm

• The Plot Thickens in the Demi Lovato Saga

  Posted Nov 10 2010, 03:39 PM by Jen@Dose with no comments

  -A source close to Demi Lovato tells People magazine "Demi is not in treatment for drugs." Why the sudden offensive? It might have something to do with this story about a video of her that's allegedly being shopped around. -See, I want to hate on Jake Gyllenhaal for dating Taylor Swift. I really do. But then I see this YouTube video of him whipping his hair back and forth, and I just can't. (Here's the full interview. Warning: your head may explode from all the extreme adorableness.) -Us Weekly claims Prince William and Kate Middleton will marry next year. -Does Sandra Bullock have a new boyfriend? -Teri Hatcher and her ex-hubby are back in court, battling over Thanksgiving and Christmas visitation rights. Let's hope he doesn't introduce her weird porn storyline on this season's Desperate Housewives into evidence. -Married TV chef Giada De Laurentiis is denying reports she hooked up with John Mayer. No wine for her! -Pink is preggo. -Watch Dennis Leary try to convince you to buy his new book here. -Keith Richards reportedly attacked a Swedish journalist. He's still got it! -The Harry Potter kids kicked off their promotional tour today. You know what that means? For the next two weeks, I'll be fighting the urge to chop off all my hair everytime I see a cute photo of Emma Watson. Like this one. -Bret Michaels is denying those affair rumours surrounding Miley's mom. -Here are some more photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in Brazil. -Scarlett Johansson's SNL promos are adorable. -Want an easy way to know which Glee episodes are going to rock? Just look for these four little words: "written by Brad Falchuk." (Who, judging by this video, is not only the show's best writer, but also super cute.) The closeted bully storyline is a little tired (Buffy, anyone?) but the boy choir rendition of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" (sung better than Perry could ever hope to) and long-awaited redemption of Mr. Shue made up for it. And more redemption is on the way! -Also, maybe it's because I was still riding the "finally, a good episode!" high, but I didn't hate the promo for the Gwyneth episode. -Conan O'Brien got back at Tom Hanks last night for dubbing him Coco. Link to this | E-mail this | Digg this | Post to del.icio.us Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Demi Lovato, Glee, Conan O'Brien