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utter_scoundrel said on December 14th, 2010 at 9:24 am

The End Times are upon us! Flee, you fools! Flee!

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Dan said on December 14th, 2010 at 9:28 am

Damn it Betty!

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Joe Mama said on December 14th, 2010 at 9:33 am

DAMMIT DEXTER, I SAID I WANTED THE BLUE PILL! THE BLUUUUEEEEEEE PIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!

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KDBryan said on December 14th, 2010 at 9:38 am

“Okay, one of you radioactive sons of bitches BETTER give me some superpowers!”

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J. Bryan Shoup said on December 14th, 2010 at 10:03 am

Reggie: “Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.”

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buzz said on December 14th, 2010 at 10:15 am

Dooooooooooooooooooooood Immmmmmmmmmmmm trippppppppppppppppppinnnnnnnnnnng!!!!!!!!!!

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Seth said on December 14th, 2010 at 10:16 am

“Why? Why did I try to play God?”

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Darth Paradox said on December 14th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Oh, God, this isn’t a Bag of Holding! And I paid 400 GP for it, too!

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Squeamish said on December 14th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

“I am very ambivalent about these insects!”

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Joe X said on December 14th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

This is the last time I let Sabrina bring the snacks!

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NCallahan said on December 14th, 2010 at 1:18 pm

“What sin did I commit to be chastised in such an outrageous manner?!”

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Odd King said on December 14th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

This is neither “happy” nor a “meal”!

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GoatToucher said on December 14th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Waitaminnit… these aren’t lemon bars at all! Last time I go to that bake sale.

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Zenrage said on December 14th, 2010 at 5:11 pm

Ea Ea Cthulhu Ftaghn!

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CB said on December 14th, 2010 at 8:50 pm

“BEEEEEEES!!”

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Brad Hanon said on December 14th, 2010 at 9:32 pm

GUMMI!

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Eric S. Smith said on December 14th, 2010 at 10:36 pm

“What, it’s just stuff from Sugar Mountain!”

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Kevin said on December 14th, 2010 at 11:14 pm

Betty, you were right about meth! YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEETH…

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MarvinAndroid said on December 15th, 2010 at 12:30 am

“For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country-of the world, thought the chief engineer-sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.”

You have to write it real small, though.

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Lia said on December 15th, 2010 at 4:08 am

“Spiders crawling on my skin! Oh god oh god why did I snort that mysterious powder?!”

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Cinqo said on December 15th, 2010 at 8:05 am

“They said my mother was insane.”

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Evan Waters said on December 15th, 2010 at 10:17 am

Not the DTs again!

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Lindsey said on December 15th, 2010 at 11:33 am

I thought you got a prize if you caught them all!

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Carter said on December 15th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

“Don’t run away, my friends, it’s me! I’ve somehow been transformed into an Austro-Hungarian salesman!”

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starscream369 said on December 15th, 2010 at 9:37 pm

Why can’t I hold all these bugs…WITH MY MIND!

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Die Macher said on December 16th, 2010 at 1:16 pm

“Well, time to see what the Golden Globe nominees for Best Comedy/Musical are… WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVIN’ FUCK?!!?????”

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Packerchu said on December 16th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

“This is the worst game of “Cooties” EVER!”

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Robin Green said on December 16th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

“Now I can finally have all my erogenous zones stimulated at the same time!”

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