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Archive for November, 2010

Restoring Sanity vs. Restoring Honor Rallies (Infographic)

You may have heard that there were a couple of political rallies that took place, aptly titled Restoring Honor (Glenn Beck), only to be trumped by the Rally to Restore Sanity, hosted by Comedy Central, and lead by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

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Restore Rallies Infographic

What Your Smart Phone Says About You

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Thanks to C Section Comics!

Man Arrested for Shoplifting a Pair of High Heels

Man in women's shoesKyle James Eckert may have great taste in shoes, but he lacked the panache to carry out his latest attempt at shoplifting.  The 22 year old picked out a pair of size 10 heels, wandered over to the dressing room and slipped them on before attempting to stroll out of the store.

It didn’t take security long to spot him as he teetered his way to the doors, and he was stopped just outside Khol’s department store doors red handed, or in this case red footed. He is facing charges of Felony Retail Theft and as an added bonus, Giving Police a false name, no doubt because he was afraid of what his friends would say if they knew he liked to wear women’s shoes.

Ingenious Beeramid Solution

We’ve all encountered the problem of not having enough space in our mini-fridges because of all the beer we have jammed in there. Well, here’s a quick solution to the problem – for a couple pennies on the dollar, you can be the proud owner of one of these paperclips that make your very own Beeramid!

Beeramid

Simple, yet ingenious.

Bacon Soda – Because Everything is Better with Bacon

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Bacon soda gift pack:  Everything bacon, right down to the lip balm. Mmmmmm tasty!


Bacon, now available with bubbles. Yes, that’s right, bubbly bacon. Fizzy pork products, carbonated caloric bliss.  J&D Foods has joined forces with Jones Soda to bring bacon fans what they have been dreaming of, a way to drink their bacon.

Brewed in Seattle, the city that brought us overpriced and unpronounceable coffee products, Bacon soda will be available as a special edition release.  Justin Esch, owner of J&D Foods explains the challenges of getting this beverage just right.  ”Nailing the flavor was tough. We didn’t want pot roast, we didn’t want pork tenderloin, we wanted bacon. The drink started out tasting more like ham than pork. But eventually we were able to get the crispiness of bacon in there without it being overpowered by porkiness.”

Serving suggestions include drinking it with a turkey sandwich, instantly transforming your lunch into a bacon club sandwich. If you’re looking for an alcoholic kick, Esch notes that Bourbon and bacon soda are a tasty combination. Now if someone can come up with an fried egg smoothie,  breakfast will never be the same again.

Source:  http://www.aolnews.com

Tokes Lead to Badly Thought Out Bomb Hoax

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Aaron Mitchell is the new poster boy for stupid criminals and a walking, talking  reminder to everyone its never a good idea to do prank calls while intoxicated.  As he spends the next 16 weeks in jail, we hope he figures out just where he went wrong.  What did Mitchell do to deserve his sentence? Nothing really, just called up a Lt Commander of the British HMS Excellent Royal Navy Command Headquarters and left the following message. ‘Yeah, I’m gonna blow up the Royal Navy yeah, next time I come across you. I’ll see you in the sea and I’ll tip that boat over, everyone on that ship’s gonna drown, yeah. So don’t try and take nothing to heart, it’s gonna happen to you within the next three weeks. If you got something to say about it ring [Mitchell’s phone number].’

Yes, this intellectually gifted 19 year old actually left his phone number at the end of the message, ensuring that the authorities knew just who to charge with committing a bomb hoax.

Clearly not the most brilliant of super villains, Mitchell’s own lawyer referred to the incident as “…an act of gross stupidity…” When that’s the best your defense lawyer can come up with, you really cocked things up.

Source: http://news1.capitalbay.com

Will Ferrel and Manny Pacquiao Sing ‘Imagine’ on Jimmy Kimmel (Video)

Will Ferrel and Manny Pacquiao graced the Jimmy Kimmel studio with their vocal talents and did a pretty inspired rendition of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’.

There’s no doubt that Will Ferrel could retire and release a few albums of his own. Auto-tune wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

15 Things You Didn’t Know About Richard Simmons (Infographic)

Richard Simmons has had quite the career. From his zany hair to his new ventures in food preparation products, he will remain forever an icon in American culture.

Here are 15 things you didn’t know about Richard Simmons:

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Source: [Treadmill Reviews]

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Star Wars Car Window Decal (Picture)

One of the nerdiest things you can ever place onto a motorized vehicle. But it’s just so… awesome.

Star Wars Window Decal

Interesting Links:


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Check out the before/after (I Can Has Internets)

This Cat Thinks it is a Dog, Loves Getting Tossed onto Bed (Video)

Cats are pretty awesome little creatures, and they all have their own really intriguing personalities. This cat in perticular loves being tossed onto a bed covered in big blankets, and runs back for more like a puppy. Check it out: