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Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!


Whenever my mom sees an image she likes on the internet, instead of just sending me the link she takes a screenshot, saves it in her computer, then inserts the screenshot in a word document and attaches it to an email. If that's not enough, her default email font is Comic Sans, dark red, 24pt, and her signature is a sentence from the Bible.
Mariana Schneider

I was trying to orchestrate a Skype call with my mom. I was on the phone with her trying to explain to her that because my Skype said she wasn't online I couldn't call her. After repeatedly saying, "No, mom, I can't call you because you're not online. You have to be online in order for me to call you," she got really frustrated and yelled back, "What do you mean online?! Like on Google?! No I have Google up right here!!"
Liz W.

My mom only lets us do our laundry on the weekend because she thinks electricity is cheaper on the weekend than during the week.
Lynna T

I put a picture up as my background on my laptop, and I made it take up my entire background, so it was stretched a bit. When my mom saw it she started freaking out because "once you stretch the picture it won't go back to normal."
Jessica Someone from SUNY Geneseo

My grandma, to this day, still thinks that all those porn sites in the web history were pop-ups.
R H

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BERJAYA


"I have to put my game face on."

Sports use: Expresses need to prepare for competition on the field of play.

Real-life use: Expresses need to prepare for competition on the couch and/or gaming chair.

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An English cottage, on a Thursday in late November, 1621 AD.

Knock at the door. MOTHER and FATHER open it to reveal their son WILLIAM, dressed like a Pilgrim, hat buckle and all.

FATHER: William! Happy Thanksgiv--

MOTHER: Why are you dressed like that?

WILLIAM: Hi. I need my laundry done.

William hands over a pile of black Pilgrim clothes.

MOTHER: These don't smell right. Have you been experimenting with drugs?

WILLIAM: It's different on the East Coast.

MOTHER: We send our son to Massachusetts, for all that money--

WILLIAM: By the way, i need more money.

MOTHER: --so he can have opportunities we never had, and he takes up with a bunch of weed-smoking libertines!

WILLIAM: Mom, they're Virginians.

MOTHER: Exactly!

FATHER: It's good to see you after all these months, Will.

MOTHER: You never write! How are we supposed to know you're still alive?

A letter drops through the mail slot. Father opens and reads it.

FATHER: "Hello Mum and Dad. We arrived in Plymouth yesterday, and--"[checks the postmark] Oh. This is from August.

MOTHER: How long are you staying?

WILLIAM: Till Sunday. I have to go back with Miles, he's my passage.

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Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Dorkly.com, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

BERJAYA
I got this tattoo on Harry Potter's birthday, it was one of the happiest days of my life. -Mallory

I used to be a really big nerd as a kid (and still am), but I remember being very lonely. In my free time from playing video games and reading books, I remember my best memories were on the playground running around pretending to play Quidditch by myself.
-Anonymous

When I was 10 my mom bought me "Battletoads and Double Dragon." I had been begging her for it for weeks. I played through the first stage about 10 times, but the final boss, Abobo, would always kill me and I'd have to restart to level. I couldn't believe I couldn't even beat the first boss. Finally, I threw my controller down in a rage, ran into the living room sobbing and yelled at my mom for buying me such an impossibly hard game. Then I cried in my room for at least an hour.
-Anonymous

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BERJAYA

Good Dog: New Dog Tricks

His best trick is "allow us to film you and then come up with jokes based on what you were doing in order to make a viral video."

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