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Sunday, October 03, 2010

Never Play Cat and Mouse If You're a Mouse

The media has been quick to criticize Christine O'Donnell recent comments...

But there might be a grain of truth in what she says.

9 Comments:

At Sun Oct 03, 02:17:00 PM, Rehctaw said...: We must remember the influences that elevated Reid and Pelosi to leadership. They were intended to be the Anti-Lott/Frist - Gingrinch/Hassturd. Signaling a new spirit of cooperation?
How's that working out?

It's expected (required?) of Rethuglicans to have Etch-a-sketch memory. I'd hope the Dims haven't adopted the CRS standards of their adversaries.
At Sun Oct 03, 06:37:00 PM, Terry said...: True enough, Doc; but in her little brain-box, a single grain of truth does not a full-functioning human brain make. In fact, it makes her a monkey-brain: http://bit.ly/c1UUuN
At Sun Oct 03, 09:57:00 PM, gmb said...: I hope she wins and Reid et al. have to put up with that pea-brained asshole for the next six years. Then the members of teh "most exclusive club" can watch as that idiot helps to kill the brand. What a collection of losers (Bernie Sanders excepted).
At Mon Oct 04, 10:51:00 AM, Fearguth said...: Another Touch of the Master's Hand from Dr. Zaius!
At Mon Oct 04, 07:21:00 PM, Tengrain said...: Dr. Zaius -

My good ape, I'm afraid that you have defamed mice everywhere.

On a brighter note, got any cheese?

Regards,

Tengrain
At Mon Oct 04, 10:08:00 PM, Omnipotent Poobah said...: If they can create a mouse with a human brain, why can't they create a tea bagger with a human brain.
At Tue Oct 05, 05:15:00 PM, Liberality said...: This nails it! Thanks Dr. Z.
At Sun Oct 10, 08:52:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: so now i know where Walt Diseny go the inspiration....
At Sat Oct 23, 07:01:00 AM, Rehctaw said...: wha`sup Doc? Has the great doctor lost the ability to speak?

Are you re-examining your POV since the revelation that you and Sharon Angle are in full agreement re: Harry Reid?

Or did you secretly infiltrate her campaign to push your damned dirty ape agenda? That would help explain her apparent devolution?

In fact many of the political races show traces of pro-simian thought and enlightenment.

That would indeed explain much.
If you've been consulting, thanks for the laughs.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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