Mariah Carey Confirms Pregnancy

So it looks like there's a Mini Mimi on the way.

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Charlie Sheen's Incident at The Plaza

Charlie Sheen Found Naked and Drunk in Hotel Room

The last occurrence of Charlie Sheen was at Christmas,and now there's a naked drunken freak out in time for Holloween. A Holiday Madness theme is developing!

"Real" Vampires Rage Against 'Twilight' in Ore.

Is Beyonce Knowles Pregnant?

Lawyer: Octuplets' Mom Implanted With 12 Embryos

Wonder Woman Love

JACKASS 3D EARNS $50 MILLION FOR TOP BOX OFFICE SPOT THIS WEEK

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Exclusive First Look: Sarah Palin's Alaska on TLC

It's reassuring to know that Sarah Palin has more on her mind than making arun at political office, like being a beacon for hope and change on reality TV!

Jesse James and Kat Von D Split?

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YouTube's Elle & Blair Nab Reality Show Deal

Celebrity Roundup DWTS 101210

That title shouldn't be taken to mean that we are rounding up celebrities, perhaps for some kind of cull, the way they do with crows and other varmints. IN this case it's a round up of celebrity news - or all the shit that's fit to print.

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Courteney Cox and David Arquette Split

Man falls down elevator shaft!

Lindsay Lohan Sobers Up

success has it's side effects

Give the gal a break. If success was everything it was cracked up to be there wouldn't even be a Betty Ford Clinic. Rehab is basically where people are sent when they're over come by the ravages of unbridled success. You can't come right out and say it like that since success is our religion in north America, and such blunt speech might make some stop and think while making everyone else angry (just like Jesus in the Bible!). So instead of saying that the rat race is getting to them, you say that they have a problem and they're dealing with it. That paves the way for the come back!

Coming soon from Deepak Chopra and Dr Wayne Dyer - unless they can be stopped

BTW business ideas for the new millennium: open an old age home but call it "Age Rehab"! Tell inmates that the door is open for a come back if they want it and are willing to work for it. Advertising should feature dynamic seniors confidently telling viewers that they ready for a come back and then they're stronger then they've ever been! Friendly staff in lab coats and sandals reassure prospective clients that they're here to help people manage age ,and not be managed by it - "Take you life back!" Lose the "Shady Oaks" type names and give it something achievement oriented - The Alpha Institute for Age Management & Lifestyle Rejuvenation. Once the old buggers are inside you can take their checks and drug them silly! You just have to get to them before something like this happens.

O'Donnell Releases Ad: "I Am Not a Witch... I'm You"

Christine O Donnell swears she not a witch, but that's exactly what a witch would say. What evidence is there against her, besides her witch talk? Well Gladys Kravitz has seen some weird stuff going on a the O Donnell residence. Maybe someone will believe the poor woman this time.


in other news:

Lisa Rinna had her horrible lips repaired

Aliens for angels

Remember when space was the place, and some specious reasoning and spurious arguments paved the way for today's plethora of star worshiping space cults?



Brit journo Malcolm Muggeridge might have said that when you replace faith with science then religion is bound to become science fiction. I will say one thing for the "documentary": reaching for the stars makes more sense than looking for the meaning of life. Now we can't all be philosophers!

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