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Monday, September 03, 2007

Mama Gin Files: Nobody take garbagey out!

Welcome to the latest installment of the Mama Gin Files.

In tonight's episode, it is Labor Day weekend and Georgie is away on a fishing trip, leaving CP alone to fend off ten consecutive Mama Gin visits in the space of half an hour.

Enjoy as Mama Gin engages CP in her familiar discussion of why Georgie no get marry have baby. Additionally, watch CP try to clear up Mama Gin's confusion as to why nobody take garbagey out. Includes some dialogue in Chinese.

A full transcript is provided below for your enhanced viewing pleasure.




TRANSCRIPT

MAMA GIN: I go play horsey. A lot of different girl...get the children, get the baby. At the racey track, there are two girl tell me "I likey you son." But Georgie not answer me.

COASTER PUNCHMAN: So at the race track there were two ladies who told you they like Georgie?

MG: Huh?

CP: Who told you they like Georgie?

MG: She say "I likey you son." Maybe she know Georgie.

CP: Oh.

MG: (speaking Chinese.)

CP: I don't speak that much Chinese.

MG: Huh?

CP: I don't speak that much Chinese. (In Chinese): I'm an American person.

MG: Georgie don't likey Chinesey?

CP: No, he likes Chinese. But you were talking Chinese and I didn't understand you. I don't know what you were saying.

MG: I don't know where he go.

CP: He went fishing, I told you. He went fishing.

MG: Huh?

CP: He went fishing.

MG: Where he go tonight?

CP: He went fishing. He left this morning and he'll be back tomorrow.

MG: He go to friend housey?

CP: Yes, he went to friend's housey.

MG: He go to friend housey?

CP: Friend housey.

MG: He go to friend housey sleep and he come tomorrow?

CP: He'll come tomorrow, yes.

MG: I don't know...tomorrow what day? I don't know what day today.

CP: Today is Sunday. He'll come back tomorrow. Tomorrow is Monday.

MG: Tomorrow Monday?

CP: Yes.

MG: Today nobody take the garbagey out.

CP: No, because tomorrow is a holiday. Tomorrow is Labor Day.

MG: Oh....I thought today Sunday, how come nobody take the garbagey go out? All no more garbagey. I not take garbagey, right? I don't know Sunday or Monday. You know I sleep only me, nobody talka to me. I don't know.

CP: OK, well...

MG: OK, good night.

CP: Come back again.