8 things you don't know about me... again

guthalicious tagged me, too, for an 8 things you don't know about me meemish. have you read her meme? it's hilar squared. run. read. now.


the rules for said meemish can be found here.



8 things you don't know about me

1. I lost my virginity in sonoma my freshman year of college. don't feel sorry for me, I was a slut long before the hymen split.


2. I got caught fucking in the marin headlands in a bunker.


3. I emailed my first blow-job. he emailed me back. he had no recollection of the event. he became a bit of a crack addict. awww. and he was such a nice jewish boy, too. we keep in touch from time to time.


4. I had sex on a trampoline in durham, england.


5. I love bahbra's duets. it's a shortcoming, I know.


6. I love women and I wish more women loved women. I meet far too many women who don't love or appreciate women and it makes me a very blue jew.


7. I loathe pussies.


8. I have commitment issues.

I am tagging. vonneguts asshole. the daily pitchfork. creepykins. cpunchman. dale. teeny. hard-and-fast. nurse ratched. drug nazi. self help boy.

8 things about me you don't know

have ya's read virgotex? read her. she's a fab dame with a serious weakness for redheads. she's one of us: progressive, smart and hilar squared. read her meem. it's funny. we feel the same way about john from cincinnati.

1. All right, here are the rules.
2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
4. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

8 random things about jewgirl

1. I believe that gingerale and salted tops (saltines) are the cure all for any ailment. I just do. even though I've been proved wrong. it's so comforting to me. I always have em' in my house.
2. I love opera.
3. I am neurotic, obsessive compulsive and I have a few phobias for good measure. masks, choking and wind chimes. get the fuck away from me.
4. I hate creepy romance. I love romance on my terms. I'm a freak. if a man took me on a horse drawn carriage and proposed, I would slap him across the face and accuse him of not knowing me. ps: I've never hit anyone in my life.
5. I worry about my dog all the time and live in abject terror of him peeling without my consent.
6. I am plagued by nightmares.
7. I never wear nailpolish because it makes my nails feel like they're suffocating. but, I love manicures.
8. in the winter I enjoy a full bush.

I am tagging wpeaser. lewchers. bubs. beth. crionaberry. mountjoy. vagina dentata. politits.

paris is out of prison. but...

look what paris drew and wrote with her own two hands while she was in prison! oh, that paris is so talented, isn't she?! picaso better watch his rotting ass. he's got some serious competition on his hands.

images on posts

will resume tonight, bitches. loving. missing. needing. wanting. jewgirl