has to be the scariest one...

i will take off my makeup before blogging or meeting with any rethug!!

You know the hate us christ-killers

If we want to really scare them, we could threaten to send Armando to date their teenage daughters. Or sons. Whatever.

my hiccups just came back...
:-P

so that the blood doesn't spatter into my mouth. HIV, you know.

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big Black Nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home

("Nemesis", by Shriekback, 1985)

we do have Death blogging here these days.  I wonder if the GOP's aware of this . . . yet.

Tired of Administration blocking and suppressing science.  Took me awhile to dig out the slide and scan it.  But it seems worthy of your quest to find scary monsters against the Administration, no?  

They're organizing in the mountains and the wilderness.  What a day of reckoning there'll be when they finally find their way to the Capitol!!

Now how do I get the coffee stains off the egg shell paint on the wall?

Oh and greetings from the great state of NY...where the mountains are a more peaceful view than the kids ripping and tearing in the neighborhood quad.

Although Danger Kitty did not enjoy the ride much (6 hours hermetically attached to me in one fashion or another), she's thrilled with the glorious adventure known as a farm house. Everything that needed an undercarriage dusting has gotten one...complete with grey tail flicks.

Waiting for her to crash...

IOKIY a Repub-voting Mom.  It's only scary if you vote Dem.

My response to the whole "security moms are turning on Bush" is "soccer moms, security moms, whatever". Basic rule of politics, don't piss off the moms. Demographics don't matter--working at home, working outside the home, black, white, young, old. They don't bullshit easily and they don't forget. You may think they forget...but they don't forget. And I don't think the kool-aid lasts as long on them. Must be genetic or something.

Don't piss off the moms. The rethugs should be VERY afraid.

Man they get all the best undead.

I show them. Scares 'em off every time.

coming to a theatre near you...be afraid, eh?

Love hockey, dope and health care...beer, not so much.

Don't know how you Canucks affort to ever get drunk.  Oh that's right, you don't have to pay health insurance premiums.

Think of the damage that can cause to the paint job on their H3 Hummers™ if it shits on it.

I was going to say that, but I was going to add that I teach Evil-ution.

How long have your children been dealing drugs they make in the kitchen you abandoned to your gay husband?

That really scares the crap out them.

Do you mean that you're young, when you say 'the future of this country'?  Because I'm pretty pleased with what I'm seeing with the generation just after my own ;)

Mr. Campanelli.
Love it!

you scared the nice Young Republican.  Heh.

Okay, now I'm scared.

That last part is the scariest, since we are winning the internet wars.

I'm an atheist! AND a pagan! (It's complicated, ok?)

Hah hah! That's too funny.

"It's complicated, ok?"

Ain't it ever.

Oh and btw, I've been "married" for 25 years.  Whatcha got in that department repubs?

no tv?
no wonder your a homosexual. all that hetero normative programming is lost on you.

This is a family site.

Your new house came with scorpions!  Awesome!

Any around?

(chirp, chirp)

I dare you to come here to Portland and prove it to me! (evil grin)

Don't worry. Beamers, Volvos, Toyotas, and any hybrid count too.

hybrid-driving, tofu-eating, tree-hugging, surfer-adoring, sunset-watching liberal!

You must be on vacation thinking about how you want all of the terrorists to be free, and you want an abortion clinic in every elementary school.

Why do you hate America so much that you're willing to go on vacation in Maui? A real American would spend their vacation dollars in America, not the country of Maui (where is that, off the southern coast of France in the Indian Ocean? It's probably some place just crawling with terrorists). You really should have spent your vacation in a Wal-Mart in Arkansas.

/snark

(I'm so jealous. Make sure to take some time to get up to Haleakala, which is breathaking. Consider taking an unguided bike tour down the mountain - it's an experience I'll never forget!)

but the post is largely ceremonial ... & on occasion answering letters; usually a backlog after long weekends.

Although some of the committee work can be fun! I'm proud of being part of the "Girls Gone Wild" development team; & group-facilitated the spit-balling that led to "jello-shots" (oh, you thought that wasn't one of ours? Well, really!)

So this guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the register clerk where the tampons are.  The clerk tells him, "Aisle 3A, sir" and he walks off down the aisle.

Ten minutes later he's back at the register with a big bag of cotton balls and a ball of string.  The clerk looks a little surprised, and asks if he found the tampons.  He replies, "Last week I asked my girlfriend to go buy me some smokes, and she came back with a bag of tobacco and a box of rolling papers.  When I complained, she said, 'But it's so much cheaper this way!'

"Well, if I gotta roll my own, she does too."

Choose, dammit!

do well at school: proof of my depravity & links to KimJong-il & Tehran ...

hate our freedom?

...on bad coffee and off-key karaoke, no?

Have them answer the door on Halloween (that's close to the elections, too). First one, then another, but have the kids' parents run away. The kids aren't scared, they're talking and saying thank you.

That could be a good one. Definitely different.