Kurt gets to see what an entire school of well-adjusted, cute gay boys who love to sing would look like in the November 9 episode of Fox's Glee. ...

A blonde was sent on a TERROR run the moment a SEX-MAD goat chased her home and tried to smash his way inside. According to reports, the victim was walking through a forest near Munich, Germany when she spotted the goat. She said he began watching her and following her every move. “She went faster, but so did he,” a spokesperson for the fire department said. “And by the time she got home and slammed the door they were both running. That didn’t stop him and he started to butt the door–which is when she phoned us.” The goat was returned ...

When MTV’s “Real World” returns for its 25th season in a “Back to Las Vegas” incarnation, one of the cast members may already be a familiar penis, er, face. That’s because housemate Dustin Zito AKA Spencer has had a long run performing in GAY PORN FOR FOUR YEARS! The 24-year-old Lamar University alum also went by “Spencer” when he was a popular porn star for “college jocks” gay porn site Fratmen.com–a site that features many “gay-for-pay” performers–according to Internet whispers. He has starred in a haul of flicks for the site that feature him performing oral sex with men ...

It's been a while since I've reported on a few of the weird goings-on around the globe. Luckily it's been a great year for the bizarreness of humanity. Here are just a few stories that fell through the cracks (including a few from Oceania) found inside the Sydney Morning Herald. Just Looking for a Ghouled Time... In Durack, Northern Territory a woman named Jennifer Mills-Young has been the victim of what many Australians have labeled a "randy poltergeist." The ghost, given the name Kevin, attacked Jennifer, a mother of two, in her bed while alone in the house, grabbing ...

Sen. Jim DeMint (Very Far R-SC) wants to bar out gays and sexually active unmarried females from becoming teachers. He's never met a LGBT rights policy for which he'd cast a vote. He also thinks that a Republican cannot be a fiscal conservative without also being a social conservative. And of course he's been an overall leader of the "Obama's a socialist, death panel-pushing, freedom-hating radical" brigade. But of course he's also an evangelical, so anything we who question the senator's overheated rhetoric say about him is automatically morphed into an attack. Anything he says ...

Don't Ask Don't Tell update: (1) The Government has asked SCOTUS to keep Don't Ask Don't Tell in place while District Court Judge Virginia Phillips's injunction is on appeal. (2) The folks who brought the suit, the Log Cabin Republicans, issue a reaction that's one part focused on the shared cause, one part focused on partisan politics -- but all-around unhappy with the decision: "It is unfortunate the Obama Justice Department has forced the Log Cabin Republicans to go to the Supreme Court to halt this failed policy," said R. Clarke Cooper, Executive Director of the Log Cabin Republicans. "At the ...

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Have you had a shitty day!? I have, somewhat! Luckily the internet is full surprised/terrified animals to cheer us up. [via SullyBear] ...

A word of advice to the folks at the National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform: it may be time to "slow your roll" as, we used to say where I come from. Based on their own admissions, and Alan Simpson’s bedraggled look at the commission’s surprise press conference to announce their "chairman’s mark," it’s clear the commission is in too big of a rush to do justice to what they admit is a huge job. They could start by really making Social Security separate from deficit reduction — as the commission’s co-chairs stressed that it is in their ...

Everyone's favorite Patsy Stone, the wunnerful Joanna Lumley is currently starring on Broadway in La Bête and told Playbill in a recent interview that AbFab producer Jon Plowman is in talks with star/creator/writer Jennifer Saunders about bringing back Eddy, Patsy, Saffy and the gang for a brand new series. And, both Saunders and Lumley are apparently receptive to bringing it back. “I’ve heard talk, too,” Lumley confessed. “Jon Plowman, who’s the executive producer, wrote to Jennifer, and Jen wrote to me before I left [England] and said, ‘Let’s talk through it. What do you think?’ And I said, ‘Bring ...

Tonight's a very special Choice Wednesday as L.A. Kendall hits the decks for the first time with a special surprise birthday for Guerilla Go-Go Joshua... if you know what he's into or have seen past birthday surprises you might have an idea of what to expect... if not here's an example.. Tonight, at Havana Social Club 1010 E. Pike Street, 10pm $1 -Nark ...

One of the first directors I knew by name was Brian De Palma. It must have been all those viewings of CARRIE and DRESSED TO KILL that were in heavy rotation on television, while growing up. I always liked the way his name sounded when it rolled off my tongue. He seemed fancy or international in some way. All I knew what that he made high octane scare fest. As I grew older and started watching his other films, I realized that he was a genius behind the camera. He was able to get performances out of people that ...

In any given day, I'm inundated with music - bars, restaurants, television, radio, other people's iPods on the bus, at the gas station, in the elevator… so much so that I have become inured to its effects. It barely registers when an oddly Muzak-ed version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is playing while I'm poring over avocados at the grocery store. Even being in a bar while actual musicians are playing actual live music, it can fade into the background. Perhaps because I live in Seattle, and I'm regularly surrounded by heroic quantities of live music, it falls into the clatter and din ...

Mmmmm....Jell-o shots...and b-ball players. Photo by Brian M. Westbrook. Jet City Hoops, Seattle's LGBTQ basketball league is kicking off their 2010/2011 season this Thursday, November 11, starting at 7pm at The Elite, 1520 East Olive Way. It'll be a meet/greet for the players and their teams but fans and supporters are invited to hang out as well. They got Hoop Dreams and need to be supported! Check it out. - Michael Strangeways ...

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And by nuts I mean peanuts. I'm sure your minds must be lovely and warm down in the gutter, but when I said "Robert Downey Jr.'s nuts", I meant his peanuts, because he is now the voice of Mr. Peanut, the Planter's Peanuts mascot. Yeah, he's making a comeback now, as the Peanut with the voice so smooth and dreamy that you will probably get pregnant if you watch the TV spot below. Consider that a warning! Not that I don't love the sound of RDJ's dulcet tones gently tonguing my cochlea (teeheehee), but really? He went with ...

by Bambi Weavil (Out Impact on Facebook, Out Impact on Twitter) Click here to view the embedded video. Comedian/actress/producer Tina Fey is being awarded the Mark Twain Prize for Comedy airing on PBS on 11/14. PBS’s Facebook fans and Twitter followers recently participated in what  they would ask Tina.  Here are her answers to their questions through PBS’s YouTube.  She answered questions on Mark Twain, who makes her laugh, what work of her career would provide the most lasting social impact, how she builds confidence when she ...

by Bambi Weavil (Out Impact on Facebook, Out Impact on Twitter) Click here to view the embedded video. [Photo and video courtesy of In The Life Media] New York Senator Tom Duane joined the heads of several major organizations including New York AIDS Housing Network (Twitter, Facebook) and people living  with HIV/AIDS on November 10th in a symbolic “die-in” blocking traffic along Broadway near City Hall.   Story and video courtesy of In The Life Media, the advocates called on Governor Paterson to work with the legislature ...

In early October Andrew posted about Minnesota Archbishop Nienstedt's "traditional marriage" DVD campaign, in which 400,000 discs containing an "urgent message" were sent to Minnesota Catholics. CNN talks to some of the campaign's supporters, and its opponents, in a recent segment. Watch, AFTER THE JUMP... ...

Gay Pride flag burning at Albion College ignored by school officials? UPDATE: College responds. R. Tripp Evans, author of a new biography of painter Grant Wood, poses as his subject's most iconic work, with his partner Ed Cabral. BIZARRE: Canada's answer to Jersey Shore. House GOP already lying about "transparency." Family Research Council extremist wingnut Peter Sprigg is not happy that kids participated in a 'FCK H8' parody video: "Is this supposed to be funny?...It's not. It's child abuse." Tom Brady ...