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Security Is For The Dogs

On November 15, 2010, in Crime, National Security, by Paulie

Airport pat downs and x-rays are hot topics these days. People are rightfully upset about the decrease of logic and increase in personal space violations taking place at security checkpoints all over America.

According to the CIA there are more than 15,000 airports in America. Of these, about 5,000 have paved runways (do we really have 10,000 unpaved airports?) and roughly 375 are considered primary airports by the FAA because they provide scheduled passenger service and have over 10,000 passenger boardings per year.

So what do we do to protect ourselves from the radical religious vermin that want to blow us out of the sky? The answer has nothing to do with taking off our shoes, restricting when we can use cameras and cell phones, forcing us to buy travel-sized bathing products or making us throw away our drinks. It’s time to get serious about explosive detection.

Let’s assume an average of ten security check points at each of the 375 primary airports. I think this is a high number, but that only helps my argument. So, we have a total of 3750 check points to deal with.

Bring in the dogs.

Let’s hire and train enough handlers and bomb-sniffing dogs to staff every single airport check point. We can rescue dogs from shelters, we can have prisoners train them, or we can let the free market create a new industry. We will have to have multiple dogs per check point because they can only work so long before getting bored, but that’s ok. More dogs means more trainers and handlers. Let’s go crazy and require ten dogs and handlers per check point. That should cover the typical eighteen hour airport day, plus time for vacation, holidays, et cetera. 3750 check points times ten teams per checkpoint equals 37,500 trainer/dog pairs.

Oh my god, that’s crazy!

Not really. TSA employs 50,000 people including screeners, air marshals, managers, etc.  And when you consider the fact that 150,000 jobs were added to the economy last month, 37,500 is a cakewalk.

If you’ve ever watched a documentary about dogs and their powerful snouts, you know how accurate and fast they are. Both qualities are very important when it comes to securing our airports. And, if you claim a dog allergy, you can be scanned, x-rayed or patted down.

So, this is my idea, what are your thoughts? Are you for airport security or do you hate puppies?

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Palin and The Politics Of Dancing

On November 12, 2010, in Culture, Politics, Sarah Palin, by Paulie

I read a post by Allapundit over at HotAir.com about Sarah Palin’s suddenly sinking popularity, according to a recent Gallup poll. There are lots of theories about why this might be happening, but I have the answer. It is as obvious to me as was the idea of Bobby Ewing saying “good morning” in the shower as logically meaning that the entire season of Dallas was a dream.

Sarah Palin’s numbers are dipping because Bristol Palin is still alive on “Dancing With The Stars.

Skill-based reality tv (American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America’s Got Talent, Dancing With The Stars) is different than regular old reality tv (Survivor, Big Brother, Jersey Shore, et al). Shows that involve fan voting are now more than ever susceptible to what I call the Sanjaya Effect. Sanjaya Malakar was an average contestant that was elevated to the later rounds of American Idol by people that thought it was funny to promote an obviously lesser talent just because they could. The end result was more qualified singers getting the boot earlier due to his presence, sort of like what happened to Mitt Romney in 2008 thanks to Mike Huckabee.

Bristol Palin has represented the family name honorably on Dancing With The Stars, but she should have been voted off long ago. Rick Fox, Kurt Warner and Audrina Patridge are far better dancers, yet Bristol is now in the final four.

How does this translate to Sarah Palin’s numbers? Perhaps because more Americans care about reality tv than reality itself. People are getting annoyed by seeing another Palin on their televisions, and more so because she is rising on the show at the expense of other, more talented and more popular people. It also doesn’t help that Sarah Palin has made a few appearances on the show, and we know how vocal and easily annoyed Palin haters are.

So there you have it. Forget elections, forget 2012, this has nothing to do with politics per se. It’s all about the politics of dancing.

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14 Reasons To Be Scared By The Fed

On November 4, 2010, in Economy, Finance, by Paulie

Yesterday the Fed announced that it will be printing up to $900 billion in new money to buy bonds. Let’s ignore for a moment the fact that this equates to monetizing the debt, which Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke said under oath that he would not do.

Why do the actions of the Fed scare me, and why should they scare you? Because the Fed is led for the most part by people with no actual corporate experience, With the exception of three of the sevetneen Fed leaders, all of them entered the government work pool out of college and have no real corporate, job producing, paycheck writing experience.

The Fed board, with the exception of one member, has zero corporate experience, Elizabeth Duke held leadership roles at several banks prior to joining the Fed. Of the dozen current reserve bank presidents, only two have real experience in the private sector. Both of them are former military too, go figure. Here’s how it breaks down,  all data below comes from federalreserve.gov. If something is missing, blame the Fed.

The Fed Board:

  • Ben Bernanke – Has never had a real job, he has been in academia and the government his entire life.
  • Janet Yellen – Ibid.
  • Kevin Marsh – Before the fed he spent seven years at the Mergers/Acquisitions division of Morgan Stanly (95-02, a SWEET time to be there)
  • Elizabeth Duke –  Prior to Fed she was COO of Townbank, EVP at Wachovia and SouthTrust, CEO at Bank of Tidewater (VA).
  • Daniel Tarullo – Lawyer, worked for the government straight out of law school. Never had a real job.
  • Sarah Raskin – Ibid Another law student to government migration. No real work experience.

Reserve Bank Presidents:

  • Boston – Eric Rosengren, joined the Fed out of college in 1985.
  • New York – Wiliam Dudley, 20 years at Goldman Sachs prior to joining Fed in 2009.
  • Philadelphia – Charles Plosser, pure academia, Joined Fed in 2006, prior served as board advisor or consultant to  Chase among others.
  • Cleveland – Sandra Pianalto, joined the Fed out of college in 1983
  • Richmond – Jeffrey Lacker, academia only prior to joining the Fed in 2004.
  • Atlanta – Dennis Lockhart, Marine from ’68-74, worked Citi from ’71-88, worked all over the world, Heller Financial from ’88-01, equity firm ’01-03, academia, then Fed in 2007.
  • Chicago – Charles Evans, pure academia prior to joining Fed in 2007.
  • St. Louis – James Bullard, pure academia prior to joining Fed in 2008.
  • Minneapolis – Narayana Kocherlakota, pure academa prior to joining Fed in 2009.
  • Kansas City – Thomas Hoenig, joined the fed out of college in 1973.
  • Dallas – Richard Fisher, started in private sector, worked as asst. to Carter’s Secretary of the Treasury, went back to private sector. Joined Fed in 2005.
  • San Francisco – John Moore, joined last month, filling the seat until replacement is found. Joined Fed out of college in 1980.

Does the list above give you any confidence that the Fed is leading America in the right direction? They are academics playing with a big monetary toy. I personally don’t like this game, the stakes are far too high for me. Take a look at the video below and tell me where you think Glenn Beck has it wrong.

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Barney Frank Has “Post-Partisan Depression”

On November 1, 2010, in Politics, by Paulie

BERJAYAMassachusetts Democratic Representative Barney Frank and AZ Attorney General and Gubernatorial candidate Terry Goddard recently attended a meeting of the Arizona LGBT Caucus for a pep talk. Frank spoke for about 30 minutes and delivered content that we have all become used to hearing. A transcription of most of the audio is provided below, here are two of his comments that I found most interesting:

“Here’s one of the great Republican hypocrisies: yeah we have to spend less, we have to bring the deficit down… probably by, you know, taxing people who make, uh, three and four and five hundred thousand dollars a little bit more each year But there’s also need for spending cuts.”

So on the one hand, we have a very powerful Democrat senator actually admitting that we need spending cuts. On the other hand we have support for yet another increase in taxes for the wealthy. Again, liberals want to help the job seeker by punishing the job creator.

Perhaps more enlightening is the fact that the senator apparently relies upon a wide variety of sources when forming his opinions:

“As some of you know, Stephen Colbert noted, one Republican senator was with a record for moderation has been replaced in the Senate by a Republican candidate with extreme positions on all the issues.”

BERJAYAWho said Americans aren’t getting their news from Comedy Central? Barney Frank just reference Stephen Colbert to the Arizona LGBT Caucus. What other sources is Frank using to support his political view? LogoTV perhaps?

Below is a transcript of most of the recording (emphasis mine). Read this and draw your own conclusions. Is this the hope and change you may have voted for?

  • 2:27 - “What we’ve got here is a situation in which the Republican Party has become, here obviously in Arizona, and nationally, the most extreme ideologically driven embittered partisan party that we’ve had in American history. You know, people complain about too much partisanship. And let me say, I [cough - unintelligible] the party’s doing great things I’m glad to be here from the auspices of the state democratic party, you can’t have democracy without political parties. we’ve got political parties in America not because anybody theoretically wanted them but because the people who started America  — Jefferson, Adam, Madison, etc. — they were simultaneously writing very eloquent essays about how terrible parties were, and forming them. Because you can’t have politics without parties, otherwise it just becomes a formless mass of personalities dominating. The problem is not when you have parties but when people become so attached to that party that even in areas where there should be agreement it spills over.”
  • 3:31 – “And I want to say something I don’t want to say, but I have to say, what I hoped I would never have to say, we are at a point now in our country where almost all of the Republicans in Congress, I mean 99%, are consciously trying to stop the economic recovery from going forward because of [unintelligible] its going to effect. They are not opposing our programs because they think they will fail, they are opposing our programs because they’re afraid they will succeed. And unfortunately they’ve slowed things down some.”
  • 6:06 – “They’ve been opposed to unemployment compensation. Extraordinary! Because it helps us get out of an economic situation. By the way, on unemployment compensation, one of the things we did, over their objections, we understand that foreclosures have been a problem here, there are various reasons why people are in trouble, by the way, one of the things we did with a bill, over Republican objections, cause we started trying to do this in 2004, a couple of my colleagues [unintelligible] Brad Miller [unintelligible] we tried to outlaw the kind of bad mortgages that have been made because the problem is that…  The mortgages that were being made by the regulated entities, and I forgot to mention [unintelligible] the credit unions and the community banks were making good loans on the whole, the bad loans came from the unregulated entities thanks to the Republicans that wouldn’t allow us to include them in regulation. And so, what we’ve done is to take the kind of rules that have applied to banks and credit unions in terms of mortgages and applied them to all mortgage lending, so that the kinds of bad mortgages, people getting mortgages without showing any income, people getting mortgages two years with a low rate that jumps up to 28% and no ability to pre-pay with an enormous penalty, those are all now would be illegal. But we still have the problem of people who made a perfectly reasonable decision to take out a mortgage, and they’re unemployed. It’s not their fault, you can’t make mortgage payments out of unemployment. We now have $3 billion available, and $2 billion goes to the hard hit states which include Arizona, for the federal government to make mortgage payments on behalf of people who are unemployed, they have solid mortgages, to be repaid when they get their jobs back. That’s a very significant, there are hundreds of thousands of people who will avoid foreclosure, I wish, we tried to do it in January, we had legislation that we passed then, the Republicans wouldn’t support it, in fact, we had it in the financial reform bill, we had $2 billion of that in the financial reform bill, they cut us to a billion. To get any Republican votes in the Senate, we had to cut that $2B to help people who were unemployed get a loan to pay their mortgage. You know what? What’s going on with that. Why would anyone rationally oppose that? The answer is they have a vested interest in failure. We were then able to free up $2 billion elsewhere.”
  • 8:25 – “Thats’ where we are. The irony is, the frustration, these people with their extreme approach to government during the years of, you know remember the government was run for a very long time by Mitch McConnell, Tom Delay, and George Bush and their people. And the result was the worst economic crisis since the great depression. That’s not a disputed fact. Their failure to do any kind of regulation is where we got into this trouble.”
  • 8:50 – “We have one [unintelligible] policy making a bad situation better, and two, we’ve adopted policies that will keep them happy again. The problem is they have successfully resisted our ability to have this as a [unintelligible] with the terrible abuse of the filibuster in the senate.”
  • 9:07 – “The other point is that President Obama, out of a misplaced faith in the reasonableness of some of the Republicans, when he took office he didn’t hammer home how bad the situation was that he inherited. Literally. He’s now talking about how bad it was. He wouldn’t do that right away. He wanted to be “post-partisan,” and I said, to quote myself again this morning, “I knew what kind of right wing Republican domination of that party he was dealing with, and when he said he was going to be post partisan I told a couple of his people he was giving me “post-partisan depression.” So people didn’t understand how bad things were.”
  • 10:13 – “I think we should have a contest. [unintelligible] do this.  Lets go back and read all the predictions of the terrible things that were going to happen when the health care passed. And lets have a contest for anybody who can document that any one of them happened. All those terrible things: Medicare, people losing their healthcare, premiums going up. Literally none of the bad things have happened.”
  • 16:22 – “If the right wing takeover of the Republican party in these primaries this year is validated in November, we’re in for a very bad period, and the values that all of us here are interested in, all of us, that’s why you are here, we believe in this set of ideas it will all be at risk.”
  • 17:05 - Question: “You were saying earlier that the bad loans came from unregulated entities, could you tell us who those entities are?” Frank: “On the whole, I mean not every bank… people like New Century, Countrywide, some of them were technically regulated in that they got a swift charter from the [unintelligible] supervision but, it was almost a fig leaf. Here’s the situation. Thirty years ago, mortgage money came form deposits. The only way you accumulated money was you got a lot of people to deposit money in your bank, the federal government insured those deposits and regulated what you did. Then beginning thirty years ago the mortgage industry transformed. First, (maybe even a little, 20, 25 years ago) new sources of money showed outside to deposit: oil money from the Middle East, Asian countries with big dollars of trade. People accumulated sources of money so you didn’t have to be a bank taking deposits to have money to lend. Secondly they came up with securitization, whereby, again people got mortgages thirty years ago they got a mortgage from a bank and paid the bank every month for thirty years, most recently most loans were made by people having made the loan then sold the loan rights to be paid back. Not the community bank which tends to keep it. What happened was, if I lent money to everybody in this room , and I wait for everybody in this room to pay me back, I’m going to be much more carefully with who I lend money to, and now you have everybody in the room package that up into a security and sell pieces of it to different groups of people. It was the people who did not have deposits, weren’t regulated by the federal government, it was legal to do that. Now, we tried to get laws passed, Democrats did when we were in the minority, getting earlier in this century, and even earlier, to regulate these non-banks from making the loans, and the Republicans said no. In the bill that just passed, we’ve taken the rules that are applied to banks and credit unions for years and applied them to all mortgage lenders.”
  • 21:12 – “As some of you know, Stephen Colbert noted, one Republican senator was with a record for moderation has been replaced in the Senate by a Republican candidate with extreme positions on all the issues. There’s John McCain being replaced by John McCain.”
  • 22:51 – “On the other hand, and here’s one of the great Republican hypocrisies: yeah we have to spend less, we have to bring the deficit down, probably that’s with appropriate revenue measures, probably by, you know, taxing people who make, uh, three and four and five hundred thousand dollars a little bit more each year on that top [unintelligible] income. But there’s also need for spending cuts. But the major attack the Republicans are making on Barack Obama now, or one of them, is that we are not spending enough on the military.”
  • 23:41 – “Obama is scaling down Iraq, [unintelligible] I want to continue to scale down. We have 50,000 now “non-combat troops” in Iraq. I am very uncomfortable with the concept of non-combat troops. First of all, the other side doesn’t know they’re non-combat, [unintelligible] secondly, if they’re non-combat what the hell are they doing there? What are they, documenting the political process, lets get them home, lets send combat troops when there is a need in America’s defense or an overwhelmingly moral situation to prevent a genocide through combat. And he’s trying to scale back in Afghanistan. He’s being attacked by the Republicans for trying to do that.”
  • 24:25 – “He signed a treaty with the Soviet, the Russians, to reduce weaponry. John Kyle is saying that he will hold that treaty up unless Obama agrees to spend billions more for nuclear weapons testing, to make sure, and thats why I said the Soviet Union, ’cause Kyle wants to make sure we can defeat the Soviet Union in an all out war even though there is no more Soviet Union there’s a much [unintelligible].”
  • 24:50 – “The answer is, the time has come for America to say to many of our friends and allies, we can no longer be the world’s protector. You’ve got to do a better job yourself. Because we spend too much money and we get into political trouble when we do.  Obama is truly trying to move in that direction, with Gates, with what he said, I want to bring the troops home from Iraq and spend the money here. And you watch, these great deficit hawks are gonna, they’re gonna be criticizing the president for trying to curtail excessive military spending. And Bill Clinton did curtail military spending and no one has pointed to an area where our security was anywhere different [unintelligible] Of course we want to fight terrorism. But you can’t fight terrorism with nuclear submarines, I wish you could because we would use one and they don’t have any. You need to fight terrorism much more intelligently in a tough way. If we had less than 10% of the money we spent on Iraq spent here on various forms of prosecution, of intelligence, of a whole range of things, we would be a safer country and a richer country.”

Get the complete audio here.

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FTR: Live Blogger Election Coverage

On November 1, 2010, in 2010, Election, Politics, blogging, by Paulie

Tuesday night starting at 6pm EST, FTR Radio will be broadcasting live until at least midnight. We’ve got a long list of blogosphere personalities ready to join us from all parts of the country. Who will be on when? No telling to be honest, we expect the night to be dynamic and chaotic. :-)  Check in at FTRradio.com for updates, and then join us live Tuesday night starting at 6om EST.

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