Airport pat downs and x-rays are hot topics these days. People are rightfully upset about the decrease of logic and increase in personal space violations taking place at security checkpoints all over America.
According to the CIA there are more than 15,000 airports in America. Of these, about 5,000 have paved runways (do we really have 10,000 unpaved airports?) and roughly 375 are considered primary airports by the FAA because they provide scheduled passenger service and have over 10,000 passenger boardings per year.
So what do we do to protect ourselves from the radical religious vermin that want to blow us out of the sky? The answer has nothing to do with taking off our shoes, restricting when we can use cameras and cell phones, forcing us to buy travel-sized bathing products or making us throw away our drinks. It’s time to get serious about explosive detection.
Let’s assume an average of ten security check points at each of the 375 primary airports. I think this is a high number, but that only helps my argument. So, we have a total of 3750 check points to deal with.
Bring in the dogs.
Let’s hire and train enough handlers and bomb-sniffing dogs to staff every single airport check point. We can rescue dogs from shelters, we can have prisoners train them, or we can let the free market create a new industry. We will have to have multiple dogs per check point because they can only work so long before getting bored, but that’s ok. More dogs means more trainers and handlers. Let’s go crazy and require ten dogs and handlers per check point. That should cover the typical eighteen hour airport day, plus time for vacation, holidays, et cetera. 3750 check points times ten teams per checkpoint equals 37,500 trainer/dog pairs.
Oh my god, that’s crazy!
Not really. TSA employs 50,000 people including screeners, air marshals, managers, etc. And when you consider the fact that 150,000 jobs were added to the economy last month, 37,500 is a cakewalk.
If you’ve ever watched a documentary about dogs and their powerful snouts, you know how accurate and fast they are. Both qualities are very important when it comes to securing our airports. And, if you claim a dog allergy, you can be scanned, x-rayed or patted down.
So, this is my idea, what are your thoughts? Are you for airport security or do you hate puppies?
I read a post by Allapundit over at HotAir.com about Sarah Palin’s suddenly sinking popularity, according to a recent Gallup poll. There are lots of theories about why this might be happening, but I have the answer. It is as obvious to me as was the idea of Bobby Ewing saying “good morning” in the shower as logically meaning that the entire season of Dallas was a dream.
Sarah Palin’s numbers are dipping because Bristol Palin is still alive on “Dancing With The Stars.”
Skill-based reality tv (American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America’s Got Talent, Dancing With The Stars) is different than regular old reality tv (Survivor, Big Brother, Jersey Shore, et al). Shows that involve fan voting are now more than ever susceptible to what I call the Sanjaya Effect. Sanjaya Malakar was an average contestant that was elevated to the later rounds of American Idol by people that thought it was funny to promote an obviously lesser talent just because they could. The end result was more qualified singers getting the boot earlier due to his presence, sort of like what happened to Mitt Romney in 2008 thanks to Mike Huckabee.
Bristol Palin has represented the family name honorably on Dancing With The Stars, but she should have been voted off long ago. Rick Fox, Kurt Warner and Audrina Patridge are far better dancers, yet Bristol is now in the final four.
How does this translate to Sarah Palin’s numbers? Perhaps because more Americans care about reality tv than reality itself. People are getting annoyed by seeing another Palin on their televisions, and more so because she is rising on the show at the expense of other, more talented and more popular people. It also doesn’t help that Sarah Palin has made a few appearances on the show, and we know how vocal and easily annoyed Palin haters are.
So there you have it. Forget elections, forget 2012, this has nothing to do with politics per se. It’s all about the politics of dancing.
Yesterday the Fed announced that it will be printing up to $900 billion in new money to buy bonds. Let’s ignore for a moment the fact that this equates to monetizing the debt, which Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke said under oath that he would not do.
Why do the actions of the Fed scare me, and why should they scare you? Because the Fed is led for the most part by people with no actual corporate experience, With the exception of three of the sevetneen Fed leaders, all of them entered the government work pool out of college and have no real corporate, job producing, paycheck writing experience.
The Fed board, with the exception of one member, has zero corporate experience, Elizabeth Duke held leadership roles at several banks prior to joining the Fed. Of the dozen current reserve bank presidents, only two have real experience in the private sector. Both of them are former military too, go figure. Here’s how it breaks down, all data below comes from federalreserve.gov. If something is missing, blame the Fed.
The Fed Board:
- Ben Bernanke – Has never had a real job, he has been in academia and the government his entire life.
- Janet Yellen – Ibid.
- Kevin Marsh – Before the fed he spent seven years at the Mergers/Acquisitions division of Morgan Stanly (95-02, a SWEET time to be there)
- Elizabeth Duke – Prior to Fed she was COO of Townbank, EVP at Wachovia and SouthTrust, CEO at Bank of Tidewater (VA).
- Daniel Tarullo – Lawyer, worked for the government straight out of law school. Never had a real job.
- Sarah Raskin – Ibid Another law student to government migration. No real work experience.
Reserve Bank Presidents:
- Boston – Eric Rosengren, joined the Fed out of college in 1985.
- New York – Wiliam Dudley, 20 years at Goldman Sachs prior to joining Fed in 2009.
- Philadelphia – Charles Plosser, pure academia, Joined Fed in 2006, prior served as board advisor or consultant to Chase among others.
- Cleveland – Sandra Pianalto, joined the Fed out of college in 1983
- Richmond – Jeffrey Lacker, academia only prior to joining the Fed in 2004.
- Atlanta – Dennis Lockhart, Marine from ’68-74, worked Citi from ’71-88, worked all over the world, Heller Financial from ’88-01, equity firm ’01-03, academia, then Fed in 2007.
- Chicago – Charles Evans, pure academia prior to joining Fed in 2007.
- St. Louis – James Bullard, pure academia prior to joining Fed in 2008.
- Minneapolis – Narayana Kocherlakota, pure academa prior to joining Fed in 2009.
- Kansas City – Thomas Hoenig, joined the fed out of college in 1973.
- Dallas – Richard Fisher, started in private sector, worked as asst. to Carter’s Secretary of the Treasury, went back to private sector. Joined Fed in 2005.
- San Francisco – John Moore, joined last month, filling the seat until replacement is found. Joined Fed out of college in 1980.
Does the list above give you any confidence that the Fed is leading America in the right direction? They are academics playing with a big monetary toy. I personally don’t like this game, the stakes are far too high for me. Take a look at the video below and tell me where you think Glenn Beck has it wrong.
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Massachusetts Democratic Representative Barney Frank and AZ Attorney General and Gubernatorial candidate Terry Goddard recently attended a meeting of the
Who said Americans aren’t getting their news from Comedy Central? Barney Frank just reference Stephen Colbert to the Arizona LGBT Caucus. What other sources is Frank using to support his political view? 

