Book o' Skulls

Pimping for my friend's book of skull drawings. Here are some of the places it visible (or available) on the Net:

At MONSTERS 4 EVER

At the web home of our good friends ZOMBIES AND TOYS

Over at the SKULL A DAY blog

New, Lower Price!

For DYING TO LIVE: LAST RITES over at Amazon - 28% off list, so for a mere $10.76 you can read the newest in my series about smart zombies and bad people! (Though zombies are people too, you know!)

Butcher Knives and Body Counts

Due out this summer from DARK SCRIBE PRESS!

(Little essay by me on THE FUNHOUSE, which is why I'm announcing it here.)

German of D2L2!

The German edition is up on their website HERE AT FESTA VERLAG!

Impulse Purchase

For you - not me! (I have enough of those at Amazon!)

THIN THEM OUT as a Kindle - for 99 CENTS! Delivered instantly! You can be reading this story I wrote with Julia and RJ Sevin NOW! You should be, in fact.

Most Hated Villainess in Film

This is part of an LOTT-D roundtable this month on Villainesses.

I am trying to avoid "Favorite" or "Best" Villainess, as I don't think that's how I feel about her. I've picked Nurse Ratched from One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. The combination of fears of immasculation, castration, medical horror, the indifference of a bureaucracy, and then all topped off with the hero's feelings of guilt and complicity in Billy's death - she's got it all. Never mind the hair. The only gal I think would come close would be Annie in Misery, but there at least we get the satisfaction of her being killed. Nurse Ratched is victorious, barely scathed by McMurphy's attack. My parents were kinda cheap and would never pay for a babysitter, so I ended up seeing lots of R-rated movies as a kid. Most I have no recollection of whatsoever. But the scene when they open the door and see Billy splattered all over the walls of the cell - that left me traumatized for the rest of my life.

New Review

Very detailed (but no spoilers!) review of the original DYING TO LIVE - over here at the HORROR ZINE! (Hard to believe any regular visitors here don't already own a copy, but maybe someone new will wander in!)

Freebies

I think we'll keep this simple. If you've read DYING TO LIVE: LAST RITES and you post a review to Amazon or your blog or website, please flag it to me here or on my FB. (Yes, it could be a negative review, but then why would you want a free book written by me?) The first five I hear of will get a FREE copy of

THIN THEM OUT - the great zombie story I wrote with Julia and RJ Sevin

OR

ORPHEUS AND THE PEARL bound with David Dunwoody's NEVERMORE

OR

SHROUD MAGAZINE #5 with my story, "BUDDHA IN THE BOX"

Thanks!

Survival of the Dead

It being on Netflix (which I finally broke down and bought two weeks ago), I finally saw it.

I guess I should lead with the good news: not as bad as many reviews indicated. Doesn't make your eyes bleed or cause cancer.

On the plus side: gorgeous filming and composition of shots. The fall colors, the ocean, the horse - all were breathtaking. Decent acting by horror movie standards. The mercy-killing scenes were really quite emotional.

On the big side of minuses: the foregrounding of family dysfunction while zombies mill around outside has been part of Romero's work since NIGHT. But this seemed to take it to a ridiculous extreme. (And with no real justification for it - we're totally left to imagine what set this off.) The action sequences were way too slapstick: comedy wasn't sprinkled in to make the gore more shocking - every kill had to be the most ridiculous, Road Runner type absurdity that could be imagined. And each fight scene follows on a scene of emotional suspense, so the tone is wildly uneven and frutstrating. And tactical things just didn't make sense (even by horror movie standards). In the space of a couple minutes, a group of five armed people in a zombie infested world splits into five individuals in a way that leaves you yelling at the TV. And perhaps most frustrating to me, Romero takes something that he nods to several times in other films (DAWN and LAND for certain) - the valuelessness of paper money in this scenario - and makes it a central plot device. Why in the world would the protagonists be so obsessed with it at the end of the film, having undergone everything they have, and even highlight it in the final voiceover? If the point is that they are so shallow and stupid as to still value paper money, then it just contributes to another deep problem Romero has (esp in DIARY) - unlikeable protagonists. But by the end I'd started to think maybe the survivors were better, and then I get hit with that.

So I have to say, in conclusion: if family dysfunction in front of a zombie apocalypse backdrop is what you're looking for (and I think it's a fine, interesting, engaging scenario), THE WALKING DEAD is just doing it so much better than this. If it's undead comedy, SHAUN OF THE DEAD or ZOMBIELAND does it much better. If it's social criticism, then DAWN is the best, but others have followed suit. This is just a weird confusion of all those, and it leaves you frustrated and shaking your head.

NickC Scores the First LAST RITES Review!

Over at his blog - ANTI-BACTERIAL POPE! Check it out!

Interesting observations from someone who reads a lot of horror. I agree about the emotional depth of this one, it was what I was trying for and I'm glad it came out.

Electronic Version(s) of D2L3

Electronic versions of DYING TO LIVE: LAST RITES are now available at SMASHWORDS. So if that's how you get your reading material, please check them out!

Disaster Relief

No, no "Tsunami Anthology." I think this'll be a lot quicker, and I hope more effective.


It's not exactly a "sale" - it's more like those tote bags you get when you donate to PBS. Except it's a lot nicer than a tote bag (not that there's anything wrong with PBS tote bags).


Donate to the Red Cross for their earthquake / tsunami relief. The link is HERE.


Forward their email acknowledgment to me at kimpaffenroth at msn dot com. (You can just delete everything after "Thank you for your gift".)


I'll send the first FIVE people (sorry, I didn't get that many author copies in the mail yesterday, so I have to cut it off at FIVE) a free book (signed or personalized to their specifications). They may choose from


DYING TO LIVE: LAST RITES


The new edition of ORPHEUS AND THE PEARL with Dave Dunwoody's NEVERMORE.

DYING TO LIVE: LIFE SENTENCE

DYING TO LIVE: A NOVEL OF LIFE AMONG THE UNDEAD

The anthology THE WORLD IS DEAD

My nonfiction THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE: CHRISTIAN FAITH AND THE CLASSICS OF TV SCIENCE FICTION

I'll post an update here as soon as I've gotten the five. Thanks.

New Interview!

Harkens back to some discussion of the first DYING TO LIVE, but it's a nice talk about zombies and what makes them fun!

Box o' Books!

My author copies of DYING TO LIVE : LAST RITES were just delivered! They look fabulous! Mostly because of the great cover art, but the ad in the back for PRINT IS DEAD (a new imprint of CREEPING HEMLOCK PRESS) is also a nice touch!

And that means - just in time for LUNACON, where I have a signing on Saturday! Stop by!

DYING TO LIVE: LAST RITES on AMAZON!

DYING TO LIVE: LAST RITES at B&N!

Generation Zombie

McFarland has unveiled the cover for the upcoming collection of essays on the undead and popular culture, Generation Zombie: Essays on the Living Dead in Modern Culture. So check it out, and click HERE TO ORDER.