rexparker
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Why am I not moved at all by Chilean miners story? Maybe if they were all adorable babies named Jessica ...
about 6 hours ago
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This is pretty great: Don't mess with (gay) Texas! RT @: Let's make It Get Better NOW:
about 6 hours ago
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Next time xword has CANDY or PANTS in it, I'm posting this (be sure to watch it All) "Candy Pants," Lionel Davis
about 15 hours ago
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Cliff Lee is ruthless
7:37 PM Oct 12th
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Indulge your inner (or outer) peeping tom with "Bury Me Deep" (1948), newest Pop Sensation pb
5:31 PM Oct 12th
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"David Schwimmer tied the knot in June"—thank you, EW.com, for having the breaking entertainment news I need!
11:25 AM Oct 12th
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I feel like LinkedIn is for people who wear Bluetooth earpieces
10:47 AM Oct 12th
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Olive Oyl had an uncle: LUBRY KENT RT @: Just solved Sat. NYT puzzle & hated it.[...]short fill is atrocious. OYLS? Seriously?
7:21 AM Oct 12th
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It's National Coming Out day, so, yeah, consensually hug a gay kid or something. Remember, that's CONsensually...
11:13 AM Oct 11th
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Monday Night Football prediction: NYJ 24 - 6.5
5:43 PM Oct 10th
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Currently five tweets (this'll be six) tagged with . I really think can do better than that.
5:25 PM Oct 10th
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@ Hashtag! Now you're thinking. Thinking about , to be exact.
5:21 PM Oct 10th
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P.S. if we could get "Favre's cock" to become a Trending Topic, that would be awesome. Thanks.
5:16 PM Oct 10th
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Chris Mortensen just called (alleged ) cell phone pics of Favre's cock "salicious," which I believe means both "salacious" and "delicious"
5:11 PM Oct 10th
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Lions win! 44-6?! In honor of Halloween (month), the Lions apparently dressed up as the mid 00's Patriots. I'll try not to get used to it...
1:30 PM Oct 10th
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I swear to you that my teams start sucking the SECOND I start watching / listening to the game. I swear it!
12:15 PM Oct 10th
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is wondering how Detroit will manage to lose this game too... (up 18 at the half?!?! the Lions? Am I being Punk'd?)
11:45 AM Oct 10th
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@ can't tell if that's better or worse than the Folgers and Kraft slices combo I was imagining ( @ )
10:49 AM Oct 10th
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"When I touch you / Do you quiver / From your head / Down to your liver!?"
10:35 AM Oct 10th
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@ Thanks. I'm going to start taking photos of my hash and posting them for you to analyze. Weird stares be damned.
10:33 AM Oct 10th
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- Name Rex Parker
- Location Binghamton, NY
- Web http://rexwordpuz...
- Bio Crosswords & Vintage Paperbacks
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