Higgledee Piggledee, pudding in pie,
I've got nuclear waste in my eye!
Since I became a spy,
I'm lucky to be alive.
'Cause Putin's been endlessly plotting my demise!
*****
Higgledee Piggledee, pudding in pie,
I've got a new law I'd like to decry
No child left behind
Is wasting my time
All the extra paperwork is making me blind!
*****
Higgledee Piggledee, pudding in pie
Justin Timberlake is one spicey guy!
He's made a new flick
That heats me up quick
But the plot is really ridiculous! It's a story that I would never watch under other circumstances, like, say, it starred someone else, like, I don't know, maybe Mel Gibson.
