Author: Naomi A. Hintze
Cover artist: Harry Bennett
Yours for: $5
- "I think I *will* like your mother. She sounds ho- ... whoa! Is that her? Oh ... man. I, uh, I have this thing I have to go to now. Band practice, I think."
- MILF! (Mom I'd Like to Flee)
- "Maybe if I hide under this giant Fabio wig, mom won't see me..."
- Dear Best Sellers, "THEY" has no antecedent. Thank you.
- We need to revive the word "CHILLER-DILLER"
- Book-of-the-Month Club News is creeping me out with its metaphors. "It's like watching a demonic baby emerge from the birth canal. You'll love it."
In my mind's eye I fixed a firm picture of that fawn-and-brown cat catching that one gray rat. One rat; there were no more.
This is, by far, the most interesting thing happening on this page.
~RP
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