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LC Anniee451 : creepy crawly google
LC Anniee451 : google is crawling the site
Library Czar : talky bunch tonight can't get a word in edgewise
Library Czar : seeing double again
LC Anniee451 : Perhaps it's someone who doesn't care for their Orwellian state
LC Anniee451 : Use of the word "wee" suggests Brit. And we know all their streets are camera-laden at this point
LC PrimEviL : Now that's funny and creepy at the same time.
Hairy Thunderer : Heh: «link»
Library Czar : N@ I still think you should consider flight school
Princess Natasha, : will it cost an awful lot of money to tell all the busybodies to just BACK OFF!?
LC PrimEviL : Fulminate of mercury synthesis. «link»
LC EFA : similar to pictare salts of heavy metals
LC PrimEviL : A little fulminate, a little clay, a little ground glass. .
Library Czar : Never read about that
LC EFA : indeed
LC PrimEviL : Good thing to know. Make one's own percussion caps.
LC PrimEviL : Mmmm....fulminat e of mercury. Read how to make that once.
LC EFA : moonbat oil is like tar - too sooty and dirty to burn and too thick to pump
LC PrimEviL : Harpoon the whales! We need light!
LC Anniee451 : whale oil
Library Czar : why not just use moonbat oil? Aside from the smell it should work fine
LC EFA : Whale oil is a completely renewable resource
LC EFA : i just wish i could figure out how to extract it for fulmination
LC PrimEviL : Maybe we should go back to whale-oil. That ought to make the moonbat's heads a-splode.
LC EFA : all that mercury is good for the planet !
Library Czar : So I always throw them in the recycle bin
Library Czar : And in this heat they don't last ten years they last about 5 months
LC EFA : i can read under the intense hospital white ones
Library Czar : I can't read by them
LC EFA : i got a CFL bulb that makes a nice cool yellow light for the shithouse
Library Czar : I HATE CFL bulbs
LC PrimEviL : A clever ploy. Wonder if it will work here?
LC PrimEviL : A lot.
Library Czar : PE how many well houses use bulbs to keep the pipes from freezing?
LC PrimEviL : «link»
LC PrimEviL : Shit.
LC PrimEviL : A German entrepreneur is bypassing a European Union ban on light bulbs of more than 60 watts by marketing his own brand as mini heaters. A German entrepreneur is bypassing a European Union ban on light bulbs of more than 60 watts by marketing his own brand as mini heaters.
Library Czar : I'd probably be dead because I fire first and ask questions later
LC PrimEviL : Nice bit of work there. Some more of the "new professionalism " from the "only ones".
LC PrimEviL : A Montgomery Police Department search warrant instructed officers to search 812 South Union Street. Instead, they entered Dixon's home--810 North Union Street. The two addresses are a mile and a half apart. «link»
Library Czar : I'm seeing double
LC PrimEviL : Yup, and the POS is making a nice living off Gov't grant money. How nice. *puke*
LC EFA : progressives supporting terrorists - whod a thunk it
LC PrimEviL : Is this typical, or what? «link»
Library Czar : MEghan McCain
Library Czar : she is even farther left than her father
Princess Natasha, : Who?
Library Czar : I think thats part of the problem the left thinks she speaks for conservatives
Princess Natasha, : I have no boobage, as yet...
LC PrimEviL : heh, Azy, as if anyone with a working brain will give any credence to what MEgan McShame says.
Library Czar : Sunday boobage (take that however you want, not porn) «link»
LC PrimEviL : yo
Library Czar : I have six pack abs too, just took a lot of six packs to get there
Princess Natasha, : I have like 6-pack abs... Yet I can never max my situps... WTF?
LC Roguetek : that's cause you dont weigh anything.
Library Czar : Are you using a stablizer between your legs when you do them?
Princess Natasha, : I got very sore abs and legs... Situps and a run suck... Pushups? I can do them things all fucking day!
Library Czar : meep meepp
LC Roguetek : blah
DJ Allyn, ITW : I get two whole days away from the set and studio and I aim to spend them as lazily as possible...
DJ Allyn, ITW : well, I am going to go settle down to my Made in America with John Ratzenberger DVD
Princess Natasha, : Dude, it is a blast!
DJ Allyn, ITW : Well, so do I. It is fun sometimes
Princess Natasha, : Well, to be fair, some peepz portray themselves just as crazy as they can get. I do it all the time.
Princess Natasha, : I never believe anything, really. It is not even a conscious effort, just a reflex. Coming from Russia, you acquire it.
DJ Allyn, ITW : Most people aren't half as crazy as they are portrayed on the Interenet.
DJ Allyn, ITW : that is why I have so much fun twisting nipples here. That old saying, beleive half of what you see and none of what you hear kinda fits
Princess Natasha, : I will prefer to think the majority of so-called "liberals" are like DJ or this old self-proclaimed Democrat I know from the range than the freaks smashing SUVs and parading naked in the streets crapping on street lights.
DJ Allyn, ITW : The internet is nothing more than a giant echo chamber. repeat something often enough and it suddently becomes a "fact"
DJ Allyn, ITW : you could have substituted Bush for Obama and mentioned another issue, and it would have had the same effect
DJ Allyn, ITW : It's a parady of how people take rumors and spread them around on the 'net
Princess Natasha, : Dude, that chick is either someone's idea of parody on a liberal, or she is so nuts, no medication known to humankind will make her normal.
DJ Allyn, ITW : This might surprise most of you, but the ONLY political-type site I visit is this one
Library Czar : Never been to her site but that cartoon seems like it could be modeled after her
DJ Allyn, ITW : but I don't bother going over there
DJ Allyn, ITW : I know who she is, she used to be one of my posters on the Political Pulpit years ago
Princess Natasha, : I had an A in that bitch!
Princess Natasha, : Shit... If it were C++ for Engineers, I'de send you mine.
DJ Allyn, ITW : Nope never
Princess Natasha, : Java?
Library Czar : DJ I did not know you read Kinsayne
DJ Allyn, ITW : «link»
LC EFA : which usually results in a donation to the BOFH beer fund
LC EFA : you have adopted the standard rule of programming "Backups are for suckers"
DJ Allyn, ITW : lol you have fun with that!
Hairy Thunderer : *runs off to go crazy with Java*
Hairy Thunderer : I have 2 hours until it's due
DJ Allyn, ITW : Here is yet another site I manage: «link»
Hairy Thunderer : my entire midterm project just got irretrivably lost
Hairy Thunderer : Goodbye programming grade...
DJ Allyn, ITW : brewed almost down the street from here
DJ Allyn, ITW : Red Hook Late Harvest right here...
Princess Natasha, : Blue Moon Lager. Good beer.
LC EFA : i've tried to get beers to fuck - I'd love a whole litter of little beer pups but they're so far uncooperative
DJ Allyn, ITW : mmmmm Beeeeerrrr
Princess Natasha, : I am not fucking anyone, so I am drinking beer. And cursing.
Library Czar : I though the routine was beer then fuck?
Princess Natasha, : Thanks for the song!
Princess Natasha, : I need another fucking beer...
DJ Allyn, ITW : Okie Dok. New song is now in the juke
Princess Natasha, : So, this fucking fake fuck decided to get the best of both worlds... Be an E7... AND be an LTC... How fucking convenient....
Princess Natasha, : Although, if some schmuck disregards an NCO... Well, shit happens... And it's ugly... And bad... And if you are the offending party you find yourself in a pushup position... in the commander's office... as the commander walks in.... and you ahve to stand up, but you were not ordered to recover yet... And the commander says, 'If your NCO told you to do pushups, you do them"...
Princess Natasha, : That's up to the SGM. We officers do not do the "smoking", it's NCO business. We just point out a problem and say we want it solved.
LC EFA : one handed with a full pack on - just for added pleasure
Princess Natasha, : I'll also be on the safe side an call a COL, really piss him off, and blame it on that guy...
Princess Natasha, : How about, I call my drinking buddy/guardian angel/godfather SGM and ask him to drop this motherfucker and make him do some pushups?
Princess Natasha, : I mean, the cock-smoker has the LTC rank on the collar, and the SFC rank on the pocket? Just how ghey is this shit?
Princess Natasha, : And I am not familiar with BDUs, but I know a little bit, and if I don't know I can ask one of my old-fart senior NCOs
Princess Natasha, : Fake as can be.
Library Czar : we just sent one here in phoenix claiming to be a marine away for 7 1/2 years
Library Czar : Here he is again
Princess Natasha, : BTW, there is some FUCKBAG around my neck of the woods going around claiming having been a Ranger...
Library Czar : «link»
Princess Natasha, : I am more afraid of an LTC than of a Full Bird... This dude ain't it.
Princess Natasha, : That freak may have stolen the name and the SSN of some LTC.... No way he is one.
Princess Natasha, : No fucking way. Gotta be a mistake.
Library Czar : His name and information are in the comments
Princess Natasha, : That crazy-man an LTC?
Princess Natasha, : What?
Library Czar : as someone commented he could be arrested for doing that to his uniform
Library Czar : Its worse, he is actuallly a retired LTC from the Army
Princess Natasha, : Lying libtard who never fucking served, does not even know the basics of ranks or medals, or how to wear a uniform... Who the FUCK does this shitbag think he is fooling?
Library Czar : EFA you stil around?
Princess Natasha, : That shit just pisses me off.
Princess Natasha, : Fucking fake-ass piece of shit!
Library Czar : N@ check out this fool
Library Czar : «link»
Library Czar : as long as there are dead tangos its all good
Princess Natasha, : So, if these troops are there, then thanks to Komrade Putin (the rat-faced KGB cocksucker) for doing one fucking thing right.
Princess Natasha, : Russia, officially, does not have troops in that conflict, unless I am missing something.
Princess Natasha, : Those are my Russian brothers, killin the haji like haji needs to be killed.
Princess Natasha, : Not Germans, like a commenter there suggested.
Princess Natasha, : They're speaking Russian to each other.
Princess Natasha, : Guys, them's Russians, fighting there, not Germans, in that video.
Library Czar : I don't even have to leave phoenix to hear gunfire
Princess Natasha, : We're talking, pic central... me with an AK, me with an AR-15, me with whatever the fuck this 50-cal revolver thig is loaded with hollow-points... .
Library Czar : «link»
Princess Natasha, : Cool thing about my current "boy-toy" is I can show up on his property any time (and OMG it is a bitch to get there, and there is like a long gravel path leading to the actual thing once you leave the street...) without getting shot, then just setting up a wooden target and firing my AK or any of his 50+ assorted weapons...
Princess Natasha, : I need to take more pics so I can update my FB photos.
Princess Natasha, : DJ had me ROTFLMAO a while back with "Screeching Weasel" songs...
Princess Natasha, : You ask, you hope, and sometimes you get some coal up in the ol' stocking, but most of the time it's all good!
Princess Natasha, : DJ is like the Music Santa...
Princess Natasha, : Later, Deej! I hope I get some old-skewl punk-rock on there!
LC Staci GBOR : I hope we inspired you
DJ Allyn, ITW : later gators
DJ Allyn, ITW : Well, I am going to go update my song posting...
LC Staci GBOR : Well, it took me to update my FB photo that started the shitstorm after that
Library Czar : I'll leave it up to you to figure out WTF he is
Princess Natasha, : I just do it for the LOLz
LC Staci GBOR : I talked my buddy into a circle and my FiL came in and told me I was "wasting my time"
Library Czar : I'll give you McCains number
Princess Natasha, : I like to be a name-calling asshole anarchist sometimes...
DJ Allyn, ITW : I only argue because it strengthens one's resolve
LC Staci GBOR : I would rather argue with a liberal than a name calling conservative who makes no points
DJ Allyn, ITW : At least if you are going to roast me, roast me with some rebuttal
Princess Natasha, : Oh, my, he has his hands full, herding those cats.
LC Staci GBOR : Hubby is in charge of 9 squadrons in B, Afghanistan
DJ Allyn, ITW : The ones that get me are the people who bring absolutely NO ARGUMENT to the table
Princess Natasha, : And some of us who have not eaten sand yet will be deployed. I am looking forward to it.
Princess Natasha, : Well, none of my guys were in A-stan yet. But we are getting moved from one major command to another...
LC Staci GBOR : And I'll roast back.
DJ Allyn, ITW : Hey Soul Sister by train?
Library Czar : I don't think that video was shot in a-stan
LC Staci GBOR : Shit, my F-i-L hates me because I didn't get all nasty with a misinformed liberal friend on my friendly FB wall
DJ Allyn, ITW : But I will roast those who try to roast me
Princess Natasha, : I like being a bitch, and I like it when DJ's libertarian-(alm ost)anarchist streak shows...
Library Czar : at the blackfive link
DJ Allyn, ITW : oh, I NEVER take anyone seriously there
LC Staci GBOR : I don't like you on threads and when I am a bitch, I think you are at least smart enough to know the difference
DJ Allyn, ITW : someone suggested I post a song by Train
DJ Allyn, ITW : get me on a thread, however...
DJ Allyn, ITW : when I am here ... I am just a person
Princess Natasha, : I may disagree with you, but I don't think you're crap.
Princess Natasha, : Well, I think there is.
LC Staci GBOR : When at my church, we are just...people.
DJ Allyn, ITW : is there a difference?
Princess Natasha, : Deej, it's better to be full of yourself than full of crap.
DJ Allyn, ITW : lol
DJ Allyn, ITW : so am I, but I am full of myself
Princess Natasha, : Which guys, Azy?
LC Staci GBOR : Actually, we are kind of small but an impressive group
LC Staci GBOR : "t have to worry unless you want to come to my church
DJ Allyn, ITW : they are just about as bad as the actors I have to put up with
LC Staci GBOR : You don
DJ Allyn, ITW : That is JUST what I need -- another rock star in my life
Library Czar : N@ any idea who the guys are from?
Princess Natasha, : Maybe I'll get struck by lightning, but at least I'll have fun.
LC Staci GBOR : We have a rock star now too that is going there.
Princess Natasha, : Staci, I still have not given up on the idea of coming to FL for Spring break, meeting you and going to your church.
LC Staci GBOR : I personally think good; those are evil mother fuckers against letting people live!
LC Staci GBOR : I met Victoria Jackson, ex SNL alumni at church
DJ Allyn, ITW : Is that good or bad thing?
Princess Natasha, : Can you dedicate one from me to the needle-dicked desert bug-fuckers?
Library Czar : «link»
LC Staci GBOR : DJ, next bomb dedications...I 'm going to tell him to dedicate one from you to the oxygen wasters.
Princess Natasha, : Deej, thanks for kewl music, yet again!
Princess Natasha, : Howdly-doodily-d oo, neighborino?
Princess Natasha, : maybe another pilot, his buddy, or something. LOL
DJ Allyn, ITW : You-hoodily-whoo oo
Princess Natasha, : Never mind, then.

Fresh Meat

More Dirty NSDWP Tricks

Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 17, 2010

Which had somehow managed to slip under our radar. Our bad, and thanks to LC readerjp for drawing our attention to it.

It looks like several states are up to their usual tricks, disenfranchising the very voters who’ve paid more than anything else to ensure that we have a vote to begin with. Yes, that’s right, we’re talking about the recurring Democrap “let’s make sure those awful military types don’t vote” schemes. Latest state to join the crusade to stop the troops from exercising their rights? Illinois, where else?

But fear not. Holder’s DoJ is all set to investigate. With all of the glacial speed known to bureaucracy. Right after his racist department gets done making sure that voter intimidation cases, the real and actually documented ones as opposed to the fake ones that Liberal Fascists fantasize about every election, are buried six feet deep.

If this were something new it would be “merely” outrageous, but what really gets our Imperial Goat is that it isn’t anything new. Every damn fucking single last election it’s the same damn thing: The Liberal Fascists of the NSDWP, knowing full well that military votes won’t be “helpful” to their Marxist cause, find new and intriguing ways to make sure that they’re never counted.

Or just the same tired old ways that they’ve been using for decades.

With impunity.

Because obviously there is not a man or woman in high office in this nation with the nuts to call them on it and put an end to it once and for all. It’s fucking pathetic and a disgrace to boot. But we guess that’s just yet another case not worth pursuing according to Establishment RINOtarianism because to do so would be “impolite” and “beneath them.”

Tell that to the troops out there whose sacrifices obviously only means jack squat to you when you need a photo-op or a catchy campaign ad.

In the meantime, thanks for nothing and fuck you very much.

Thatisall.

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Here’s Your Chance To Pound Another Nail Into The Glow Bull Worming Coffin

Posted by BC, Imperial Torturer on October 17, 2010

Rev. Anthony has asked for help in getting Steve McIntyre some of the credit he duly deserves for revealing the fraud behind Mikey “I Can Make A Graph Do Anything I Want It To Do For Grant Money” Mann’s infamous “Hockey Stick of FAIL“. He’s also been furiously fact-checking and debunking many of the other “incontrovertible twoofs” of History’s Greatest Fraud & Snake Oil Scam™, so he’s not just a one-trick pony.

Go. Vote. Spread the word.

F.E.T.E.

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Once Again…

Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 17, 2010

Because this song deserves to be in the hall of fame:

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Mad King Chuckles Got a Brand New Gig

Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 16, 2010

Writing for The Grauniad, no less. That “anti-American, anti-Semitic, Islamofascist-supporting rag who never met a Jew-killer they didn’t like”, “Britain’s most delusional mainstream paper”, and those are just HIS words about them. Don’t get US started. That strange sound you’re hearing is Lizard King Chuckles scrubbing his website furiously. Pamela is right too: The most

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Thank G-d WE Didn’t Say That

Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 16, 2010

We never really had a chance to say anything about King Ogabe Narcissus’ pathetic “don’t make me look bad, now” speech to a predominantly black audience last week, we didn’t even bother to look into it deeper. Sure, we could have dipped our balls in the sweet, sweet schadenfreude of watching a sitting black Democrat

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It’s a GAME, Ferchrissakes!

Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 16, 2010

We notice that they’re still talking about the “controversial” game from EA, Medal of Honor. There is only one of the arguments, the one from the Pentagon about the game revealing stuff that shouldn’t be revealed, that we truly give a shit about. Thankfully, while protesting that (as they should, apparently the “consultants” with EA

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