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Mon October 18, 2010

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		After nine years, the trial for the murder of Chandra Levy is to begin on Monday. It's been so long because the prosecutors have been waiting for the right Condit-ions (washingtonpost.com)	(12)

Sun October 17, 2010

	Woodpecker could alter California logging laws. Ha-ha-ha-HAA-ha, ha-ha-ha-HAA-ha, ha-ha-ha-HAA-ha, HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH (upi.com)	(20)
	I have a 50-year-old can of shaving foam that I'd very much like to donate to a worthy cultural institution. Luckily, I live in England, where my contribution to the national heritage will not be sneered at. Much (life.com)	(31)
	"The 38 Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes of All Time." Oh, c'mon -- we do this every year. click BUDDHA'S BRASS BELLY IN A PVC PICNIC BASKET (Not safe for work) (huffingtonpost.com)	(146)
	10 things men should never ask women. Asking for permission to read this article isn't on the list, but it probably should be (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)	(200)
(Some Guy)	Worried it's Alzheimer's? 8 Symptoms to watch for. Not mentioned: Submitting the same link over and over to Fark (helpguide.org)	(63)
	Mark Twain's final book reaches #1 on the bestseller list. TAKE THAT, STEPHENIE MEYER (shelf-life.ew.com)	(82)
(Some Guy)	Gun owner robbed of newly purchased gun at gunpoint in front of gun store. Gun (commercialappeal.com)	(142)
(Some Guy)	Study of teen texting finds that "kicking it" could mean having sex, while "quarter pounder with cheese" could also refer to marijuana. No word on what "UFIA" means (abc15.com)	(68)
(Some Guy)	Worried it's Alzheimer's? 8 Symptoms to watch for. Not mentioned: Submitting the same link over and over to Fark (caring.com)	(47)
(Some Bat)	Photoshop this new species from New Guinea (animalpicture.ru)	(35)
	Call Knight Rider, KITT 2000 is finally here. Developed where else ? Germany. (Germans love David Hasselhoff after all) (technology.canoe.ca)	(34)
	Well, this sends our Science Fair project back to the drawing board (newsfeed.time.com)	(84)
	Aixelsyd rof tsisrep snoitpecnocsiM (azcentral.com)	(61)
(cfnews13.com)	Stop... HAMMER CRIME (cfnews13.com)	(43)
	Meerkats + Pumpkins = mind-melting cuteness (dailymail.co.uk)	(30)
(Some Guy)	The hills are alive.... with godless killer mountain goats? (azdailysun.com)	(68)
	Tips for avoiding catching a cold at the office. Taking a baseball bat to any infectious co-worker who shows up at the office sick not on the list (mnn.com)	(57)
	Iranian court sentences chocolate thief to sudden weight loss (bbc.co.uk)	(131)
(Some Guy)	Kid steals parents pot and turns it in at school after DARE lesson. Next weeks lesson: How to handle life in foster care (wbtv.com)	(206)
(Some Guy)	Having solved all other serious crime, police focus on gambling in local VFWs (publicopiniononline.com)	(77)
	Electronic ticketing systems are perfectly reliable. Except, of course, for when they ticket a woman in a city she's never visited, in a car she don't even own (chicagotribune.com)	(79)
	Top 10 places to retire in the U.S. for those looking forward to well-manicured and (hopefully) child-free lawns (finance.yahoo.com)	(82)
	The animals are organizing and preparing a revolt. And here's proof. And no, this is not some sort of Orwellian parody (cracked.com)	(91)
	The turning leaves, the crisp autumn air, and the annual banning of adoption of black cats at the animal shelter- yep, it's Fall (palmbeachpost.com)	(69)
	Justin Bieber under investigation for alleged assault at lasertag arcade. I blame the "thug life", R&B hip hop lifestyle that glorifies violence (tmz.com)	(68)
	No officer, you cannot have my parking space (us.cnn.com)	(141)
	Drunken goat sacrifice goes horribly wrong. As if it could have gone horribly right (latimes.com)	(49)
(Some Kick)	Photoshop this crime intervention demonstration (bigpicture.ru)	(26)
	UK company believes making Brussels sprouts red will get SOMEBODY to eat them. Works for celery? Color-changed vegetable trifecta now in play (telegraph.co.uk)	(60)
	Get ready for the next workplace revolution: They're coming for your desk chair so you can work standing up. Bonus: It's for your own good (washingtonpost.com)	(120)
	Who run Bartertown? (stltoday.com)	(42)
(Some Guy)	Today's Missing White Woman comes from Northern Illinois University. Bonus: Red-Head (daily-chronicle.com)	(99)
	Man, there's always that ONE guy who's gotta show off and make a big splash (telegraph.co.uk)	(34)
	There's a dark side to so many Americans being medicated: more and more DUIs are based on pill abuse, and those are really hard for police to prove (usatoday.com)	(68)
	Boston has a plan to improve school athletic programs: convince rich people and corporations to give money (boston.com)	(21)
	The FBI feels that a $100 fine and $9 court costs is sufficient to deny your Second amendment rights. Officer Obie struts his stuff (reason.com)	(192)
	Woman sues McDonald's after toilet stall door falls on her. Or, to read her complaint, it worked her over like a mob enforcer (ca.news.yahoo.com)	(66)
	Drive a Mercedes SL-Class convertible, Toyota Camry, Solara, or Scion tC? Congrats on all the traffic tickets you're getting. And WTF were you thinking when you bought a Scion? (content.usatoday.com)	(95)
	October 17th, 1973: OPEC declares an oil embargo on the US. Boy, I'm glad we learned from that experience (history.com)	(44)
	Getting stoned in the name of science? I'm in (latimes.com)	(52)
	Attention, enterprising chemists who have a drug in development: Keith Richards would love to be your guinea pig (contactmusic.com)	(19)
	You're refused entry to a nightclub, do you: C) drive your car through the crowd outside the club in your attempt to mow down the doormen (bbc.co.uk)	(16)
	U.S. Airways' disabled policy: 'We love to derp, and it shows' (foxnews.com)	(87)
	The Burger King mascot: now appearing on a pillowcase near you. [With lecherous, pervert-y photo] (myfoxdfw.com)	(47)
(Some Festival in Seoul)	Photoshop these containers of colored water (bigpicture.ru)	(21)
	Study claims that young people are losing empathy. Pfffft. Whatever... like I give a crap about some study on empathy (boston.com)	(183)
	Zombies. Seriously (baltimoresun.com)	(95)
(Some Celebutante)	Paris Hilton tries to buy pumpkins while a giant bunny harasses her. You know that you need to caption this (img121.imageshack.us)	(83)
	Who dat? Who dat? WHO DAT SAYIN' DEY GONNA CANONIZE DEM SAINTS? That would be the Catholic Church (upi.com)	(94)
	Germany's leader declares that allowing people from different cultural backgrounds to live side-by-side is an idea that has "utterly failed". This is not a repeat from 1935 (msnbc.msn.com)	(307)