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Friday, November 30, 2007

Hardboiled Fridays!

BERJAYA"Where did you say you were going?"
"To mother—they've just taken her over to Polyclinic."
"Very well—then I'm going over to the Wakefield Hotel, where a gentleman has just invited me to live with him."
"What?"
"Grant, perhaps you've forgotten. This is our wedding night. You stay with me or I leave."
I opened the door and stepped away from it. "Take your choice. It's her or me."
He stood staring, his face working as though the door were some frightful object. Then he closed it, turned around and stared at me as though I were some frightful object. Then he broke into sobs, fell on the bed and buried his face in the pillow. I turned away, as it made me sick to look at him. Then I snapped the switch and turned out the light.

Shamless (a.k.a. The Root of Her Evil)
by James M. Cain
(Avon, 1951)

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Got a Date Tonight?

BERJAYAYep, it's finally out today—my debut Marvel Comic. If you're anywhere near a comic shop today, and have $3.99 burning a hole in your pocket, this little mother is there waiting for you. The cover is by Dave Wilkins (also making his Marvel debut), the pencils are by Jefte Palo (yep, another debut), so I guess it's kind of a freshman issue all around. Not that you'd know it by looking at the art—it's stunning.

Anyway, I'm off to Brave New Worlds in a few hours to pick up the issues. Hope the guys at the counter don't fuck with me. ("What? You wanted us to order extra copies? Sorry, man... we just got this one, and it's for Joe-Bob. Joe-Bob's pit bull, actually.")

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Um, Did I Happen to Mention That...

BERJAYA... this week, somebody sent the City Paper a handwritten note, threatening to kill Philly cops? And included in the envelope were two armor-piercing bullets? You can read all about it in my column this week.

The Agony, The Ecstasy

First the agony part: For weeks now, I thought the Moon Knight issue I wrote ("Date Night") would be out today, Wednesday. Usually, all comics drop on Big Wednesday. Nerds like me plan their weeks around Big Wednesday. But I forgot about the Thanksgiving Factor; this week's new comics drop tomorrow. Undaunted, I walked up to my local shop, Brave New Worlds on 2nd Street, to see if mayyyyybe some issues had squeaked out early. Nothing doing. "We have them," the manager said, "but we can't put them out yet." I begged. Pleaded. Cried. They beat me about the face and neck with a plastic Darth Vader helmet and sent me on my way. Oh, the agony.

Now the ecstasy: I was stunned and thrilled to see The Blonde on the shortlist for Best Novel, New Voice over at the first-ever Spinetingler Awards. Even better, I'm up there with a bunch of good friends (and favorite writers). Huge thanks to anyone who submitted The Blonde for this award. You guys are awesome! It almost makes me forget about the late comics thing. Almost... (breaks down, sobs)

Monday, November 26, 2007

Your Monday Moment of Noir

BERJAYA"He hadn't been drinking. He was sober. He hadn't been out listening to jazz. He'd spent the night in the desert of his bed. A subway station, black and metallic, stood in the middle of the intersection. At last a yellow cab pulled up to the sidewalk and a dozen nightclub patrons rushed in its direction. Not without difficulty, the cab drove off again, empty. Perhaps nobody was going the right way. Two wide streets, almost deserted, with garlands of luminous globes running down the sidewalks. On the corner, its high windows lit violently, aggressively, with boastful vulgarity, was a sort of long glass cage where people could be seen as dark smudges and where he went in just so as not to be alone."

Trois Chambres à Manhattan
by Georges Simenon

(Presses de la Cité, 1946)

Sunday, November 25, 2007

I Just Subscribed to...

BERJAYA... Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine. It's not that I didn't pick it up before,; I did, especially when the magazine would feature stories by this dame, this young punk, and this wise guy. But it was always an impulse newsstand purchase; never a commitment. That all changed with the new (January 2008) issue, which features "The Return of Black Mask." As explained in a short opening essay in the front of the mag, EQMM is bringing back their long-running "Black Mask" department, and will feature a classic reprint from the magazine where hardboiled writing was born along with a new story in the same vein:
Just as the original Black Mask Magazine was hard-hitting, readers of our news series should expect the tales contained under this banner to be edgy, and sometimes more violent and harsher in language than other EQMM stories.
Um, sold.

And if the first two stories (Dashiell Hammett's "Bodies Piled Up" and Chuck Hogan's "Two Thousand Volts") are any indication, this will be the best $14.96 I've spent in a long time.

You know, with this, and the return of Plots With Guns, as well as this new thing John Rickards is cooking up... it's shaping up to be a very, very good time for the short mystery/crime story.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Yeah, She's Packing

BERJAYAHere's the new cover art for my fourth novel, Severance Package. The art is by Tomm Coker, who most recently penciled an issue of Moon Knight and will soon release his first feature film, The Catacombs.

I'm not going to lie; I fucking love it. But what do you guys think?

(And yes, I know I'm quickly becoming the "chicks with guns" author. I can think of worse things...)

Hardboiled Fridays!

BERJAYA"You bastard, you! Foolin' with a kid!"
Snarled Eddie: "I'll show yuh!"
And he did.

His shoulders swung:
His fist drew back,
Shot out,
Struck
With a dull smack.
Back went the man's head:
He spun where he stood:
He fell flat, and lay there,
His face oozing blood.

The Wild Party
by Joseph Moncure March
(Covici-Friede, 1928)

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

City Paper's Writing Contest!

BERJAYAThe Philadelphia City Paper just announced its 22nd annual writing contest, and I can't believe I totally forgot to mention it here on this blog. (Because, like, I'm running the damned thing.) This year, we're looking for true stories under 2,500 words. The deadline is noon on December 10; the first place winner lands the cover slot for our January 3, 2008 issue. You'll find more details right here at the official contest web page. So have Ms. Wilkes prop you up in the chair and hand you a couple of painkillers. You need to get typing, you dirty, dirty birdies.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Here, Fishy Fishy Fishy

BERJAYAMarvel Comics just released their full list of February 2008 releases, and look what I found swimming around in there...

PUNISHER: FORCE OF NATURE ONE-SHOT
Written by DUANE SWIERCZYNSKI
Penciled by MICHEL LACOMBE
Cover by MIKE DEODATO
Hot crime author Duane Swierczynski (The Blonde) and artist Michel Lacombe (Star Wars) unleash a "Force of Nature."
There's nothing like chillin' with your closest buds on a weekend fishing trip, especially when you're about to launch the biggest criminal deal of your careers. Out here on the high seas, life is sweet. That is, until your engine explodes. And your boat sinks. And there's no food or water. And the puking starts. And the backstabbing begins. And the only life preserver is in the hands of a man who wears a black shirt with a skull on it!

48 PGS./Explicit Content…$4.99

My name on a Punisher comic; I'm pretty much ready to die happy now.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Your Monday Moment of Noir

BERJAYA"I felt calm as I followed the hedgerow back to the river. My crepe-soled shoes left no mark on the frozen ground. There was no way they could trace me; nobody was even aware that I knew her. She made number ten. I searched myself for elation and found none. It was like reaching into a cookie jar and finding nothing. I was empty."

The Prettiest Girl I Ever Killed
by Charles Runyon
(Gold Medal, 1965)

Now available, along with Dan J. Marlowe's The Vengeance Man and Fletcher Flora's Park Avenue Tramp in Stark House's cool new collection, A Trio of Gold Medals. Secret Dead Blog highly recommends.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Hardboiled Fridays!

BERJAYA"The dead Mexican lay on his back and stared at the ceiling. On the flat's close air still lingered the tang of gunpowder, but the unnatural angle of the Mexican's head suggested his Colt. 38 had been a poor idea. he had gotten off one shot, then had been knocked backward over the sprung worn sofa, had landed on the back of his neck and had died. The blond man flexed his hands once, like a wrestler who has thrown his opponent in the ring and is waiting for him to rise again."

Interface
by Joe Gores
(M. Evans and Company, 1974)

Thursday, November 15, 2007

An Army of Redheads

Just a quick note of thanks to everyone who's emailed, requesting a copy of "Redhead." I'm astounded at the number of people who have killed brain cells reading The Blonde, and are actually hungry for more abuse. God bless you all.

The offer's still good, mind you. Like, pretty much forever. So drop me a line if you'd like a copy.

Today, incidentally, is the on-sale date for The Crimes of Dr. Watson. If you're at all in the mood for an incredibly cool-looking book, you might give it a whirl. Or buy a copy for the Sherlockian in your life!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Free Redheads! (With One Small Catch)

BERJAYAStephen King has this great bit in Danse Macabre how much he hates readers who "turn to the last three pages to see how it turned out." What King would love to do someday, he says, is publish a novel with the last 30 pages missing. The reader would only receive those chapters by mail if, and only if, he/she submits a summary of what happened up until that point in the book.

That gave me an idea.

As I've mentioned before, I've written a novella, "Redhead," that was included in the paperback version of The Blonde. It's not a stand-alone; it's very much a short sequel. I wrote it as a thank-you to the readers who dug The Blonde, and maybe wanted to see what happened next.

What I don't want is a new reader to pick up "Redhead" first, and then toss it to the side when it makes little sense to him/her.

So...

Here's the deal. I'll email you a .pdf of "Redhead," absolutely free of charge, if you can prove to me that you've read The Blonde.

Nothing crazy—a sentence or two will work. You can tell me the ending. Something that happens late in the book. Or a choice bit of dialogue. No purchase necessary; if you borrowed The Blonde from a library, or a friend, you're still eligible.

Just email me at duane.swier AT verizon.net with the subject line "Send Me a Redhead" and your proof of readership. And within a few hours, a "Redhead" will be delivered to your inbox. Consider it a literary version of a Mail Order Bride, only without the awkward language barriers.

Operators* are standing by.

(*That's a reference to something in The Blonde. See how easy this is? Only you can't use that now. Think of something else.)

Monday, November 12, 2007

Your Monday Moment of Noir

BERJAYAHe'd only been back for two weeks, but he already felt the familiarity seeping back into his bones. The memories of the back alleys and train tracks running like a vein through his mind. This was a hard place, a cold place. It felt like home. When he was in lock-up he'd read Thomas Wolfe's You Can't Go Home Again. But Tracy thought the truth was you could never really leave it...

Criminal #6

by Ed Brubaker
(Icon, Marvel 2007)

Sunday, November 11, 2007

You're Officially Invited...

BERJAYA... to the Crimes of Dr. Watson/Blonde/Redhead launch party!

It's a week from today, at the Port Richmond Bookstore in the lovely (and extremely Polish) neighborhood of Port Richmond. There will be plenty of books, booze, food and of course, Poles on hand. I've launched my last two books at the store, and each time it was a blast. You recall last year's blog post, about how we all ended up at a Polish disco? No futher questions, your honor.

So to recap: Sunday, November 18th, 2 p.m. Port Richmond Bookstore (3037 Richmond Street, Philadelphia, PA, 19134, 215-425-3385). C'mon. Can you think of a better way to kick off your Thanksgiving week?

(Huge thanks, in advance, to Lou Boxer, Deen Kogan and Greg Gillespie for hosting me yet again.)

Friday, November 09, 2007

Hardboiled Fridays!

BERJAYA"He leaped up blind, hands out or claws out, he leaped up in a foam of stink and screams, no matter what next but up—

"It happened he touched the clerk first. The clerk was slow with disinterest. And when the man touched he found a great deal of final strength and with his hands clamped around the clerk's neck got dragged out of the box because the clerk was dragging and the captain tried to help drag the clerk free. Before this man from the box let go they had to hit him twice on the back of the head, with the wooden axe handle."

The Box
by Peter Rabe
(Gold Medal, 1962)

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Secret Dead Blog Interview: Jamie Malanowski

BERJAYABack in my college days at La Salle, I was a huge fan of SPY magazine, where Jamie Malanowski worked as an editor. I knew Jamie worked at SPY, because I knew the masthead of SPY like Beatlemaniacs knew the names John, Paul, George and Ringo. (Yes, I was a serious magazine nerd, even at that tender age.)

So imagine my surprise when a college professor told me, “Hey, you know Jamie Malanowski is a La Salle grad, don’t you?” This was askin to someone saying, “Hey, you knew George Harrison went here, right?”

I wrote to Jamie, and he was kind enough to invite me up to New York to have lunch and give me some much-needed early career advice. I can’t overestimate how big a deal this was. Jamie had a job at the best magazine on Earth. He’d just published his first novel, a political satire called Mr. Stupid Goes to Washington about a bumbling Indiana senator who somehow winds up Vice President of the United States. And most important of all: he’d kept his Polish surname.

So of course he was my hero.

Now Jamie’s back with his second novel political satire. And like its predecessor nailed Washington politics back in the early 1990s, The Coup nails D.C. today with another fictional Vice President who, as the book's tag line says, "wants to move up."

Jamie was kind enough to agree to sit down for a short Q&A, Pole to Pole.

BERJAYASecret Dead Blog: You are the master of the vice-presidential political satire. How did you fall into this particular sub-genre? What about the No. 2 guy fascinates you?

Jamie Malanowski: Master of the Vice Presidential Political Satire? I like it! It is a small patch, but it is my own.

There are a couple of reasons why I gravitate towards these stories. One, the VP is an inherently absurd position. It is usual held by ambitious alpha males who have all the drive and ego of those who end up in the top slot, but who are then kind of neutered. (Cheney is a different breed of cat, of course; I'll have to dream up something just for him--the infallible power behind the throne who leads the president into disaster.)

The other reason that I'm attracted is that the rules of the line of succession make the dramatic stakes and the maneuvering very clear. When Tom DeLay and the Republicans impeached Clinton in 1998, a lot of people said they were attempting a coup, but what kind of coup would it have been if Al Gore succeeded Clinton? In my novel, when Godwin Pope launches his manueverings, he will be the beneficiary.

By the way, I do write other kinds of stories. Just not as well.

SDB: When you're not skewering politicians in The Coup, you're sticking it to journalists. How often do former colleagues email or call you and say, "Godamnit, Malanowski... am I Character X?"

BERJAYAJM: "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you,'' eh? Alas, no one has called. I don't know if that means I am being frozen out by angry former colleagues, or that my ex-colleagues have neglected to read the book. Probably the latter. But it is true, that like writers everywhere, I took bits of what I saw in people around me and fashioned these characters, although it's not accurate to say that any single character is based on any single person. With the exception of Maggie Newbold. And if you're sure that you're as sexy as Maggie Newbold, please drop me an email at jamie@jamiemalanowski.com. We'll discuss.

SDB: Someone told me that The Coup was originally a screeplay. (Okay, okay... you mentioned this at your reading here in Philly. But I like to sound "plugged-in.") What was the most surprising thing about turning it into a novel?

JM: I thought it would be a bit of a chore to convert it, but it was tremednous fun. Screenplays are exercises in throwing things out and making yourself more succinct. In the novel, I could explore and elaborate and imagine thoughts and back stories for the characters. Whole scenes had to be written--for example, Jack Mahone's routine at the Correspondent's Dinner for example, was newly imagined, and I'm very pleased with how that turned out. It helps make Jack a rounder person--we've seen him be a scheming second-rater who's in over his head, but here he's using his communications skills, and he's funny and self-deprecating and humbly grateful to be getting a new start. And Godwin has to confront his feelings about that, and has to consider abandoning his plan. I think that kind of scene makes it harder for the reader to easily choose sides between Godwin and Jack, and that confusion, more than anything, is what I want readers to take away from the book. I know readers are going to like Godwin, but I want them to feel a bit queasy about liking him too easily.

SDB: You're the managing editor of Playboy. What kind of articles are you most drawn to?

JM: After reading and writing thousands of magazine pieces, I'm a hard audience. Jaded, really. It's nearly impossible for me to read pieces without re-editing them as I go along. That said, I'm drawn to pieces that surprise me. That have more than one turn in the road. That educate me. I'm a big fan of Anthony Lane, John Lahr and Lawrence Wright in The New Yorker, Thomas L. Friedman in the New York Times, David Ignatius in the Washington Post, Peter King on SI.com, Fred Kaplan in slate.com, Mark Halperin in Time, Jim Fallows and Sandra Tsing Loh in The Atlantic, and Kurt Andersen in New York. There's also a kid named Gore Vidal whose pieces I always read when they appear. (I'm sure I'll think of 35 other people the minute I hit the SEND button.) I edited two pieces in Playboy this year of which I am very proud: "Sex in Iran," by Pari Esfandiari and Richard Buskin in the May issue, which was a surprising and enlightening story about the complexity of Iranian life, and "The Passion of Paul Wolfowitz" by James Rosen in the November issue, which offered a surprising take and enlightening account of a story that seemed to have been wrung dry.

At this point, I read more books than magazines. Economics are draining a lot of the surprise and experimentation out of magazines; writers feel freer when they get to roam the wild open pages of their books.

The Coup (Doubleday $22.95) is available at fine bookstores everywhere.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Holmes Land Security

BERJAYAYesterday I received an advance copy of The Crimes of Dr. Watson, the interactive Sherlock Holmes mystery I edited, and... holy shit, is it a stunner. See, I can say this because I had very little to do with the production of the book—the foxing of the pages, the luxurious illustrations, the period detail. All I did was work on the manuscript (purportedly written by Dr. John H. Watson himself), and add an intro and editor's note. The geniuses at Quirk Books did the rest.

Dr. Watson will be available at bookstores everywhere on November 15th; I'm happy to report that Barnes & Noble will be giving it special play at their holiday gift tables this season.

And since Dr. Watson is no longer with us, I'll be stepping in to do an exclusive discussion/signing at Murder By The Book in Houston, Texas on Saturday, December 1 at 4:30 p.m. (Where I'll also be pimping The Blonde, a book I actually wrote.) Hope to see some of you there.

There will also be a launch party here in Philly; every single one of you are invited. Check back later this week for details.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Your Monday Moment of Noir

BERJAYA"Remembering, out of the black silence. You were born in pain... You were born with hate and anger built in. Took a slap on the backside to blast out the scream. And then you knew you were alive. Eight pounds, five ounces. Baby boy Frankie Bono. Father doing well. Later you learned to hold back the scream, and let the hate and anger out another way..."

Blast of Silence
written and directed by Allen Baron
(Universal Pictures, 1961)

Special thanks to Ed Brubaker for turning me on to this forgotten noir classic.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Keep Him Talking

I'm the latest perp hauled in and given the rubber hose treatment over at Angie Johnson-Schmit's In For Questioning podcast series. Angie doesn't pull punches. Just a couple of questions in, I started singing like a canary, blubbering about my high school band years. It didn't help that Allan "Rat Fink" Guthrie gave Angie some inside dirt specifically designed to break down my defenses.

I hate listening to my own voice, so let me know how it turned out. And yes, I know I talk fast. You'll just have to get it over it.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Hardboiled Fridays!

BERJAYAOx turned and hit Smut full in the mouth. A little blood gushed out of Smut's lip and he looked surprised. Then he opened his mouth in a sideways grin. "Okay," Smut said, and let Ox have one in the pit of the belly. Ox put his hands to his belly, and that was when Smut let him have it on the chin. Ox went down like a stuck pig and the fight was over. Smut was panting a little. He took a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped the blood off his mouth. "Get him on home," Smut told Lefty. " I didn't want to hit him, but he was getting too rowdy."

They Don't Dance Much
by James Ross
(Signet abridged reprint, 1952)

Thursday, November 01, 2007

High Dives, Bookgasms and Straight Up Gossip

BERJAYAWant a sneak preview of the Moon Knight Annual issue I wrote? Click on over to Comic Box to check out six pages of stunning artwork by Jefte Paolo. The pages are sans captions and dialogue, so don't worry about spoilers. (Or my writing ruining the thing.)

One of my favorite book blogs, Bookgasm, featured an extremely flattering review of The Blonde today. Rod Lott is still officially receiving every damn book I write.

And earlier in the week, I made Dan Gross's gossip column in the Philadelphia Daily News (third item down). The paper version even featured a photo. Fortunately I don't have to worry about being recognized on the streets of Philadelphia, because these days I've taken to wearing Joe Schreiber's hat.