Problems with Pope Benedict

Press reports are saying that former Hitler Youth Movement member and current pretender to the post of Jesus Christ's personal, infallible representative right here on earth, Pope Benedict the umpteenth (previously known as Joseph Alois Ratzinger), has taken a tumble and broken his wrist.



Sad to say, no mention's been made of the pompous, privileged, pampered, poxy, hypocritical, holier-than-thou-and-the-rest-of-us, high rolling, high flyer's neck.



Awful ain't it?

Read the rest of the report regarding religious reprobate, Ratzi the Nazi, right here.

*(Cross posted across at 'appletree')

Tony Blair To Convert To Catholic Church ...

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Yesterday (Friday) we took a day off to attend our beloved baby brother's funeral (and church), and almost missed this menagerie.

Tony Blair is preparing to convert to Roman Catholicism within weeks, it emerged last night.

The news prompted demands from followers of the faith for the former prime minister to renounce his previous support for abortion.

Mr Blair's long-expected switch to the faith of his wife and four children is expected to come at a Mass in the private chapel of Cardinal Cormac Murphy- O'Connor, the leader of Roman Catholics in England and Wales.

Apparently, Blair informed the (always aggressively ambitious) ex Hitler Youth movement member and current Catholic Pontif, Pope Benedict XVI (often referred to as Ratzi the Nazi) of his conversion intentions earlier this year.

Congratulations, you cretinous couple of counterfeit Christians.

You're more than bloody welcome to one another.

Read the rest of the relevant religio-report.