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Yesterday - October 15, 2010

Bill Maher Tells Joke After Joke About Brett Favre's Cock

On tonight's Real Time, Bill Maher really delivered. Fresh off the montage of Christine O'Donnell's annoyance (here), Maher dedicated the tail end of his "New Rules" segment to Brett Favre's disappointing cock shots, with joke after joke at Favre's expense. [Gawker.TV]

The Steinbrenner Family Doesn't Want You To Know George Had A Heart, Penis

Let's take some time to think about George Steinbrenner as a sexual being. One who, at 16, was filled with "Pools and Puddles of Purple Passion." More »

Bonus: Nine More Totally Gross Stories

Since yesterday's gross stories were a big hit, we're offering up some more. A few also-rans, if you will. Disgusting stuff ahead! [Jezebel]
#ladystuff BERJAYA

The Curious Case Of The Uterine-Expanding, Digitally Disappearing Picabo Street

On September 25th, Picabo Street was a celebrity picker on ESPN College Gameday, which was on location for the Oregon St.-Boise St. game. She was described as "visibly pregnant, prepared and enthusiastic" in IdahoStatesman.com's story about ESPN coming to town. To understand why a visibly pregnant Picabo Street is odd, and why it could cost a company millions in future revenues, we have to go back to 2002. More »

Athletes Cheat Because They Believe So Highly In Themselves

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Noel Biderman, AshleyMadison.com founder. More »
BERJAYA #deletedscenes

The One Where Mark Sanchez Unconstipates Himself With A Spoon

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, read this to figure out what we do here. If not, well, let's get down to business. More »

An Idaho man pleaded guilty to downloading Simpsons porn. He faces 10 years in federal prison. His lawyer worked on contingency? No, money down! Comment »

Stereotypical Laxer Is Not At All Stereotypical, Says Stereotypically Annoying New York Times Story

Yesterday's NYT slobjob of professional laxer Paul Rabil argues that he represents "a different way to think about lacrosse players." He's a big shaggy-haired white dude who went to an all-boys Catholic school in Maryland. Wow, what a brogue. More »

Funbag Bonus: Did The Chilean Miners Masturbate?

The Chilean miners were all rescued, free now to breathe in air and have their medical benefits cut off three weeks from now. But screw that: Wuz they jackin' it? More »

Movie FAIL: Bull Durham's Most Obvious Mistakes

The American League Championship Series kicks off tonight, we're in the mood for baseball and there's no better baseball flick than Bull Durham. But, just because it's great doesn't mean it's perfect. A collection of its most obvious mistakes inside. [Gawker.TV]

Youth Football Brawl, No. 671

It's a proven fact that nearly 40 percent of public fights involve a bald guy with black-and-white camouflage shorts. [Journal Times]

Old Spice Guy Betrays Old Spice to Sell Windows Phone 7 in Australia?

Memey treachery! Viral video legend Isiah Mustafa appears in a new video, where he not-so-subtly alludes to the Windows Phone 7 launch, and an apparent ad campaign starring himself. I always thought advertising was a loyal business—how disillusioning. [Gizmodo]

Cockblocked In The Car Hole! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go. More »

Soccer Team Signs 11-Year-Old

Premier League champeens Chelsea have negotiated a £10,000 + add-ons deal to sign an 11-year-old striker from League Two club Northampton Town. More »

How One Small DVR Improvement Screwed Up The Football-Watching Experience

No sport lends itself more readily to the splendors of digital video recording than football. And nobody suffered more than football fans when Comcast introduced a schoolmarmish new DVR feature: auto-correction for fast-forwarding. More »

Chicago Reporter Fired, Possibly For Dating A Player

Jen Patterson was let go by Comcast SportsNet Chicago, a week after her relationship with Blackhawk Nick Boynton became public. That's a quick fall for one of CSN's "rising stars." More »
#tale BERJAYA

John Salley Story Corner: All Rub, No Tug From The Hotel Masseuse

Every week, John Salley, onetime Bad Boy and currently the arachnoid half of the Spider and the Henchman podcast, will regale us with an amusing and occasionally salacious story from his playing days. Today: when massages go technically right. More »

Tiger's Women Going After Each Other Now

Today, in People Who Should Go Away Who Won't Go Away: The LAPD is investigating a death threat to Joslyn James allegedly sent by Devon James after the two did a porno together. In related news...

Tiny Athlete Disqualified Over Stepstool

Papua New Guinea's Sapolai Yao — all 4'10" of him — was disqualified in the steeplechase finals of the Commonwealth Games for using a potted plant to clamber over the hurdle. More »
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