Who wants to see THE HE HOG MOVIE?

I pitched it. They laughed. We'll see...

PROFESSOR MOLE AND HIS EVIL INSECT BMF THREATEN ARMAGEDDON!
THE BRAIN THAT PUNISHED A PLANET

This is Professor Mole's brain. It is packed with dangerous ideas. Moles grow on it in front of our very eyes. They devour his thoughts causing his scalp to tingle with a burning urgency too intense for our puny imaginations to contemplate.
This is Professor Mole, hapless human host of the itching pulsating brain.
The Professor is quiveringly deranged but not technically evil. He just has a burning brain that hungers to tamper with God's laws.
Professor Mole is so hideous that he is shunned by society and must conduct his awesome experiments in a hidden basement laboratory. The basement is putrid with dank mold and creeping things of a lower order.

MIKEY MANTID

Mikey is a praying mantis who lives in the basement of the same tenement building as professor mole. The professor discovers him one day hovering in the dank shadows. To Mole's surprise, Mikey is not afraid of the professor's deeply ugly countenance. The professor befriends Mikey and feeds him.

Mikey is professor mole's only friend. Unlike his kindly master, Mikey is truly evil. Mole, blinded by his love for Mikey, unwittingly commits unspeakable atrocities on mankind in order to please his voracious segmented buddy.


ask about FEEDING TIME if you dare...

The danger of Professor Mole's Doomsday machine is so great that He Hog enlists the aid of the fantastic otherworldly
BOTTLED CITY OF HUMAN WOMEN!



Beautiful sculpts by Hryma!

Bottled City Of Human Women

A MAGICAL STORY ABOUT SAVING ALL THE HOT ONES

Thanks to David De Rooij

David saw one of my pizza doodles on Kali's blog and inked and colored this fine clean up just for fun and practice and sent it to me.

Nice job!

CALLING ALL KIDS-HE HOG THE ATOMIC PIG

He Hog is the world's most powerful pig. He has the coolest super powers ever:
X-Ray nipples- they emit twin beams of laser energy that can slice through butter.
Finger and Thumb breath: He can flip light switches on and off with them.
Atomic smoothocity: So smooth is his perfect rind, that pants won't stick to him!
Ultra Tasteocity: He has the world's most sensitive taste buds, tasting substances never before discovered.
He can taste guilt-he frequently donates this talent to the Police Line-Up downtown.

He has super-suavity. Girls love him!
He only has one weakness. While kryptonite is the one substance that can weaken Superman, the only thing that can stop He Hog is marmalade on his butt. But try and get it on there!
This is his teenaged sidekick--Half Life The Decaying Molecule. He has no thrilling powers. He's just there so the criminals can kidnap him and hold him for ransom from He Hog. He Hog loves him as if he were one of his very own molecules-which actually he is!

He Hog has many arch-enemies.

This is Mr. Meat.
Mr.Meat has the power of meat. He was raised by meat. He can summon meat to his bidding. He is determined to free meats from all over the world and give them voting rights.
He has a love-hate relationship with He Hog. On the one hand, he loves him-because He Hog is the greatest collection of meats in the world-a mess of super meats!
On the other hand he hates He Hog for not releasing his meats... for enslaving them to his skeleton.
Mr. Meat is slightly unhinged.

Whattaya think? Wanna hear more?