Boolean Bozoism #17: Beware the Idiots of March Edition (February 26-March 14, 2010)

Yes, it’s time for another update of some of the sickest, most twisted and baffling search phrases used to find poor misunderstood Pottersville. All praise Al Gore’s internet, aka The World’s Remedial Literary Platform for the Post-Literate.

These guys must be a barrel of monkeys at NAACP conventions:

NAKED BLACK NIGGER WOMEN
homos with huge black cock blasting spew in mouths
"black boy" "biggest cock" "years old"
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Want 2 fuck a Nigerian pornstar 2nite
Naked Black Niggers Show Their Hairy Bush Black Dicks
My storie of how i tricked my wife in fucking hugh black cocks so i could watch (So you had to find your own fascinating, fucked up story somewhere else?)
movie of very young fucking niggerboys
africa fucked up (Literally or figuratively?)

Perhaps eventually, demand will help these now-fictional websites get created. But I hope not:

donting on doilies.com
ww.fukig big focks
mexicanoccupation.blogspot.com (Sadly, there is such a blog but how they thought Pottersville would lead them to it is anyone’s guess.)
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fucking adominicanas.com
arab mms fucking blogspotcom
preggo sex blogspot.com

As usual, there’s the staunch conservative faction looking hard for real dirt to find on evil lib’rals:

liberals are cock sucker youtube
i'm a liberal cocksucker (Honesty’s the best policy, I guess.)
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equality is liberal propaganda

Then there’s the dependable part of my readership who thinks that God created silicon to facilitate their autoerotic ejaculations:

gay porn "silicone cock"
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Yellow bone filled with white dick (You wouldn’t be thinking of Twinkies, would you?)
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Idiot, meet Google advanced search. Google advanced search, meet idiot:

can't trust it's a wonderful life (Because, like District 9 and Avatar, it’s lib’ral propaganda.)
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como tirar a propaganda do movie story (Pick a language, amigo, and stick with it.)
blue rock throwers
althouse swift (I suspect this is the first, and last, time those two words were ever juxtaposed.)
how many jobs were at super bowl 44
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10 things that barack obama does
one of the things Barack obama said
10 things accomplished by barack obama
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rip 1987-2009 (If you’re going to hunt for eulogies for your favorite tragically young dead person, at least have the courtesy to know their names.)
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imagine that you are the chairperson of the company and you wish you arranged a golden jubille for your office.write to the manager of game five star hotel giving him the date ,time,number of guests and menu inquiring about the charges and giving any o (AIG internal memo?)
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jim bunning is a mother fucking dick (And you needed Google to verify that?)

And my votes for the three scariest search phrases are:

cock sucking grandbabies
how to make ricin instructions (Maybe you shouldn’t have scrubbed your website, after all, Mr. Turner.)
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