Discographies
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The Black Eyed Peas: 1-2 "Fuck 'artistic integrity.'" 3-5 "What we need is a hot girl, a Pepsi endorsement and some surplus X-Men costumes."
9:46 AM Oct 12th
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Coldplay: 1-4 "Imagine a sturdy, comfortable walking shoe (in focus-group tested shades of beige) gently tapping on a human face — forever."
9:42 AM Oct 8th
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ABBA: 1-7 "The aliens spoke and dressed oddly. Oh, how we laughed!" 8 "We didn't realize what they'd given us until after they were gone."
9:24 AM Oct 7th
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Kings Of Leon: 1-2 "fierce energy" = loud and dull; 3-5 "greater artistic maturity" = each generation gets the Goo Goo Dolls it deserves.
9:47 AM Oct 6th
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Foo Fighters: 1-6 "My old position was eliminated and I am seeking employment. I have a strong knowledge of current trends in my industry."
12:20 PM Oct 1st
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Alanis Morissette: 1 boy meets girl; girl fellates boy; boy dumps girl; girl writes excruciating poetry. 2-5 "My Etsy store is doing great!"
9:45 AM Sep 30th
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[NB: @ does not acknowledge the legitimacy of Squeeze, the in-name-only "5th Velvet Underground album." Neither should you.]
2:40 PM Sep 28th
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The Velvet Underground: 1-2 "With incredible speed, the explosion changed the world." 3 "Then it got quiet." 4 "Nothing was left but rock."
12:35 PM Sep 28th
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Hole: 1 nothingness; 2 emptiness; 3 hollowness; 4 a void.
9:28 AM Sep 27th
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Steely Dan: 1-3 "Yes, it's funny when you make your 'ironic jazz hipster face'..." 4-9 "...but one day it's just gonna get stuck like that."
12:43 PM Sep 23rd
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Linkin Park: 1-4 "Quick! Into the time machine! If we can stop Run-DMC from meeting Aerosmith, this horrific future-world will never exist!"
11:49 AM Sep 22nd
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REM: 1-3 "I can't hear you!" 4-8 "Yeah, you sound clearer now." 9-10 "I'm losing you." 11-13 "You're breaking up!" 14 "I heard you already."
2:08 AM Sep 21st
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The Smiths: 1-4 The revenge of a teenage boy who stared at the photos on his bedroom wall and hoped for a light that would never go out.
2:49 AM Sep 17th
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Interview with @
7:52 AM Sep 16th
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Jane's Addiction: 1 Drugs won't make you Lou Reed. 2 Big-ass riffing won't make you Led Zeppelin. 3 Persistence won't make you interesting.
10:40 AM Sep 15th
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Joanna Newsom: 1 Plink! Plinketa-plink!; 2 Plink! Plinketa-plink! (with orchestra); 3 Plink! Plinketa-plink! (for two goddamned hours)
11:05 AM Sep 14th
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The Flaming Lips: 1-7 the first 20 minutes of "2001" remade by hyperactive children; 8-13 the last 20 minutes of "2001" remade by furries.
2:43 AM Sep 13th
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Kiss: 1-6 successful product introduction; 7-10 overexposure kills brand; 11-17 relaunch w/"edgy" imaging; 18-19 "the old package is back!"
9:59 AM Sep 11th
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Metallica: 1-4 "Run! Run! A monstrous juggernaut is coming to kill us all!" 5 "It stopped! Why?" 6-9 "Choked to death on its own fumes."
11:02 AM Sep 8th
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Kraftwerk: 1-3 beta-testing; 4,6,11 motion simulators; 5,8 communications systems; 7 robots/sex/cities; 9,10 Dance Dance (post-)Revolution.
4:44 AM Sep 8th
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