This should be a great show!

also, catch me on Strategy Room at 1:45 pm

and if you have any questions for Rob Zombie, feel free to leave em here!

So, it's worse than smoking, drinking while pregnant, or frying bacon in the buff. Combined.

Mexico's health ministry has announced that being an illegal immigrant is hazardous to your health.

Yep, during a health conference in that adorable country, they said Mexican illegal immigrants have higher rates of mental illness, AIDs, and drug problems after crossing the border. The study was done in conjunction with the University of California, a-k-a goofball central.

So upon hearing these conclusions, you'd think the researchers would suggest to their people: "Hey, don't leave Mexico - stay here! It's healthier!"

But no.

Instead the researchers blame...us. Yep these problems are due to a lack of access to medical care in the US - something we jerky racists are denying them.

Yes, they're sick because we're racist! According to a frantic article by All Headline News, lack of health care is likely to get worse because of a "xenophobic wave that has arisen after the start of the economic...crisis."

So, it's Arizona and the tea party's fault too.

So, what does it say about Mexico, and its leaders - when citizens are fleeing your country- and the response is a health summit?

Well, it says something.

Look, you need to stop focusing your resentment on America - and instead look at your own mess - and fix it.

Screw holding conferences on "the health consequences of immigration." Why not hold a conference entitled, "Why is everyone dying - literally - to get out of here?"

It's an idea you should be thinking about every moment of your waking life - instead of blaming America because your uncle's hearing voices.

And if you disagree with me, you're racist homophobic pediophobe.

This is going to be a great show, people!!

Plus, catch me on O'Reilly later!

And we'll be having a Saturday repeat!

So MTV is holding a "townhall" for President Obama on Oct. 14, 4 p.m. in Washington, D.C.

In this case, a town hall is short-hand for "an event where annoying questions are asked by unemployment hipsters with vintage t-shirts and edgy eyewear."

But a casting call has surfaced, and this is what it says:

Seeking-Audience Members: males & females, 18+. To ensure that the audience represents diverse interests and political views, include your name...and what issues, if any, you are interested in or passionate about. Also, provide a recent photo and short description of your political views.

So what's the point of this prescreening process? Well, it serves three purposes:

One: to make sure the audience reflects America - which, coming from MTV - means it will look like something a Benetton ad might vomit, if it could vomit. Get ready for every nationality you can think of, plus of few you've never heard of - along with some amusing piercings and Asian lettered tattoos.

My prediction: there will be a transgendered Eskimo with ADHD there to ask Obama to get her harp seal recognized as an assistant animal.

Two: to make sure the questions asked will reflect the MTV's earnest concerns. The environment. Health care. Amnesty. Hermaphrodite bathroom rights. The central strategy: to avoid coming down too hard on Obama, and instead placing the criticism on us, for expecting too much from Captain Delicious.

And three: a smattering of hot chicks and some wistful emo dudes, who will fawn over Obama like he's Justin Bieber with a tan.

Me, I can't wait to watch - I find projectile vomiting is ten times better than the Stairmaster when it comes to losing weight.

And if you disagree with me, you're a racist, homophobic paraphobe.

So two nights ago CNN launched the chat show Parker/Spitzer, starring turgid gargoyle Eliot Spitzer and grinning rom-con Kathleen Parker. In it, former cokehead Aaron Sorkin, to the delight of both hosts, called Sarah Palin an "idiot."

Here it is, and watch Spitzer's response.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/10/on_parkerspitzer_opening_night.html

Hilarious! How odd is it that a dude who paid thousands to denigrate women takes pleasure in other men denigrating women!

And by odd, I mean, not surprising.

Not to be outdone, the next day the perverse and perhaps insane director Oliver Stone waddled onto the same show and called Palin a moron, comparing her to Father Coughlin and the KKK.

And, not in a good way.

Behold.

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/10/05/sneak-preview-of-tonights-parker-spitzer-oliver-stone-calls-palin-a-moron/

So, yeah, there's a theme here. Get a famous lib on and ask, "what do you think of Sarah Palin?" Then chuckle like tumid lemur.

The crap almost writes itself.

So I've come up with a game to help CNN plan the next three shows. Just match a lefty guest, to a predictable Palin insult.

Ed Asner could call Palin, an "empty-headed threat to freedom."

Sean Penn could says she's, "a mindless zombie with a bloodlust for power."

John Cusack could joke she's "A thick-skulled simpleton embraced by violent yokels."

Tim Robbins could chime in: "Palin is an imbecile in half-wit's clothing."

And his mom, Susan Sarandon could dismiss her as, "A Nazi with nice breasts."

This could go on for...years!

It could be tons of fun! And sure, with CNN doing specials on bullying, this seems hypocritical. But Palin's a grown lady - and she's a conservative! So rip away! As long as KP and Elliot are having fun, it's all good.

Meanwhile, Red Eye, a show at three a.m, with no promotion, no billboards, no ads - beats em in the key demo.

Imagine how we'd do, if we took our socks off.

And if you disagree with me, you're a racist, homophobic thaasophobe.

So Moe Tucker is a tea partier.

If you don't know her, she was the drummer for the hippest band of all time, the Velvet Underground - managed by Andy Warhol and home to Lou Reed, Nico and John Cale. An inspiration to disaffected slackers, no band was cooler, and just about every group you hear these days ripped them off.

But now, blogs have found out that Moe hit a Tea Party rally last April, where she railed against the direction of this country. Check it out, check it outers...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt-IaRbcVY&feature;=player_embedded

So what happens when the coolest cucumber rejects those precious values held by the vintage tee-shirt wearing, status quo left?

Let the whining commence.

Here are some choice laments from bloggers after discovering Moe ain't like them:

I was really really heartbroken cause i love her solo albums and had always interpreted the lyrics to be fairly liberal.I am spending the day in mourning for Moe.

I wouldn't put it past Wal-Mart to put an additive in the employee's water fountains that turns them into tea-partiers

Lots of working stiffs are Tea Party members, more fools they, so if indeed it's Tucker she's just getting shafted by a new boss now.

I still love Moe... I can only hope that she, like so many others, are being misled into voting against their own interests. Love you Moe; don't be fooled.

Poor things.

Apparently these bozos can't be happy unless every single pop legend shares their oh-so-predictable worldview. If you don't, you're obviously misguided.

This ostracism is driven not by coolness, but by a sheep mentality - something real rebels would openly mock.

But there's a bigger message here: what does it mean when a member of the most naturally subversive band of the last forty years, shows up at the most naturally subversive movement in recent memory? By witnessing the shocked reaction, you see where true rebellion lurks.

It's wherever Moe's at.

And if you disagree with me, you're a racist, homophobic melophobe.

Gregalogue to come.

Catch me on Strategy room at 1:45 pm

Gregalogue, on torture, will air tonight.

Fun Show tonight, and watch me at 1:45 on strategy room!

Because they suck, the Berkeley City Council unanimously approved a resolution, declaring October 10th to the 16th, "Berkeley Says No to Torture" Week.

According to the press release, this week will feature "public educational events," starring writers, attorneys, protest leaders and artists - all of whom, will smell awful.

They're will also be performance artists - which clearly violates the whole "no torture" theme. I think we can all agree that water boarding is a joy when compared to a progressive poet with a nose ring and scabies explaining how BushHitler turned her into a self-harming vegan. By comparison, Abu Graib is a abu fabulous.

But here's my favorite part of the press release, which reads:

Under the regime of Bush/Cheney, their program of nightmarish war crimes was committed in our names then - but illegal torture and abuse,and the shredding of basic legal and human rights for whole "enemy" populations, is continuing now, long past Bush and under the new Democratic administration.

I love how the word "enemy," is in quotes - because you know, our enemies don't exist. Forget terrorists - The real enemy, without fail - is always us. And hygiene.

But the larger truth: these turds don't really care about torture, or they'd address real torture going on right now, in other parts of the world. But - the villain must always be America - which is just a replacement for daddy who didn't love them enough.

Thankfully, the organizers say that "we welcome participation from...all individuals." Which means I'm coming. This weekend I will be flying to the city, where I will be raising awareness of torture in my own particular way.

It involves a Twister mat and a jar of mayonnaise.

AND if you disagree with me, you're a racist, homophobic, kenophobe.

i have to say, this has been a stellar week of shows, and we're gunna end with a bang.

also: two repeats this weekend for all you repeat lovers!

also, also: i'm on O'Reilly tonight, doing my O'Reilly thing!