I Didn't Even Mention the Dentist's Office

This is the book I've been anxious to read.  It's finally here. (www.bestylerner.com)
Sophia can play some of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance on her clarinet.
Chloe is home for Fall Break which means we'll be having a marathon viewing of British murder mysteries and costume dramas.  Halfway through we'll be speaking in foreign tongues.  She does a beautiful Queen's English, I sound like someone out of East Enders.  Or West Side Story.  I can never keep them straight.
MathMan High School's Girls' Softball team didn't do so hot in their state tournament so he's now turning his focus to basketball.  That means he'll stop calling balls and strikes on me.  Finally.  Instead he'll be calling me for traveling and for being all elbowy under the basket.  Nuts.
You wanna know what else comes from doing an hour on the elliptical several days a week? Everything hurts.  This getting fit thing is a joker.
The UPS guy escaped the place where I hid him, but that's okay.  I installed a GPS chip in his neck before the knock out drops wore off.
Nathan has a baseball game tonight.  Whatever happened to the boys of summer?  I'm taking my Hello Kitty Snuggie.  It's supposed to drop down into the 60s here.  For us thin-blooded Southerners, that's practically arctic.
Howyou?