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the wapo must die, s the p will not run for prez and Christians love war

The Golden Paladinos?

Didn't they open up for The Butthole Surfers back in '92? Or maybe it was The Revolting Cocks?

the most bang for the campaign buck. walking your neighborhood and distributing voting reminder door hangers to known Democratic voters on the day before the election. if your local Dem office doesn't have such a program, they suck and should be encouraged to stop sucking.

Starring Sarah Palin as Mata Herring!

The Republican candidate for Ohio's 9th Congressional District, Rich Iott ( pictured on the Far Right), preparing for his next historical reenactment as The Dictator of Moronica.

got me a new t-shirt

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I survived the War on Columbus Day

are they reenacting the death camps also too? you know, for educational purposes and whatnot. I bet the nudity and humiliation would attract quite a crowd of spectators. ...I am pleased beyond words that Iott is fighting this smear on his reputation. he just punched Cantor in the jewels.

did anyone notice youth old age and death here?

a fucking mazing: the number of corn mazes in this area. if you blink and stumble at the same time, you run the risk of being in one. corn mazes and downtown Toledo whores have something in common

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a fucking mazing #2: the number of campaign stories that leave out the basic info of party affiliation, who's the incumbent, etc

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a fucking mazing #2a: the number of small city newspapers online that leave out mention of what fucking state they are in, on the masthead and elsewhere

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there's a club of wingnut pundits wherein a member is fined $500 for every fact and $750 for every attributed direct quote in their columns. plus for the reverse, the same amounts in bonuses. Mark Halperin pretty much owns the place.

foxnewzicans gather for a little fun
discouraging the Muslims in the NW Ohio countryside

reclaiming their inner Nazi put on hold until after the election

Nazi reenactor guy gets unfriended by Eric Cantor. ...surprised me(!!), I thought we were at the stage of the game where the foxnewzicans would welcome an opening to begin correcting the historical record, refurbishing the Nazi reputation. if those goose-stepping nuts hadn't went and killed all the Jews it would already be done. and even that misunderstanding is not going to be a deal breaker for much longer. I'm looking for The Great Forgiveness to start up anytime now. blame it all on a few bad apples. it's a move with a Rovian smell. do you think Hitler would have put up with all this Muslim crap? note to self: contact investment advisor, see about putting a copyright on the phrase 'but he had a lot of good ideas'.

stand by me

foxnewzican rule: that which shifts wealth distribution upwards is the Super American Golden Way and was featured prominently in the dreams of our Founding Fathers. anything that shifts it the other direction is a socialist plot by the coven of Muslim-loving Marxists running the Democrat Party. plus unions. plus I was going to write more, but I'm John Galt.

one for the olds

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click it and go back to the summer of '74

Saturday Morning Cartoons

My friend Steve Lafler has an extensive career overview/interview at The Comics Journal.

Part one

Part two

Part three

i bet you forgot

today is Give a Blogger Some Head Day
spread the word, tell that cute somebody
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what do you call a fish with no eyes?
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also too I missed tit Friday as well
better late than very late
is what I always say
starting now

a pic sent to Mindi for her birthday cupla days ago
29 years beautiful

another kwazy koinkydink: Tiff's story is a perfect political fit for the local sheriff and also too governor haircut and every other 'build the dang fence' demagogue. she had to have known that her story would get a lot of political support. ..and her not being able to fart in the tub without bringing God into it, she's got the fundicos wrapped up tight as well. a stupid inartful story but planted in such rich soil she's got a good shot at getting away with it.

a phrase that always puts a chuckle on my face

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high-brow birtherism