OH HAI!

Maybe you've noticed a slight change in the decor, which would indicate that hey, I've got tired of thinking about this site and finally closed the doors.

Don't cry, I know we've been through a lot together you and I, but all good things must come to an end, whether it be Michael Jackson's career at touching himself, boys, or millions of overweight Disney-merchandise-clutching ladies' hearts or whether it be a cynical bastard like myself's blogging career.

If you MUST know, I've given up technology and writing and society in general, and have moved to Swaziland and began teaching orphans physics and chemistry. Here is a photo of me in front of my afternoon class, explaining electron shells and convalent bonding.
Just kidding, I'm way too interested in not-eating-things-I-have-to-find to hang out in Africa.


Anyways, take care of yourselves, and have good lives and stuff!
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Be nice to your vaginas!