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If You Need Me

I’ll be on the couch reading Archaeological Expeditions of the Peabody Museum in Middle Tennessee, 1877-1884. I’ll let you know what awesome stuff I find. Updated: Christ almighty, reading about the babies buried under the floors of the houses just about broke my heart. I know we don’t know what that meant. Maybe it was [...]

The Voices

Weirdly, this reminds me a little of Stephen King. I just sit there in my cabin in the woods, and I wait for the voices. And if they say, “Sleep,” then I sleep. And if they say “Run” I do a few miles. And when they “Story,” I sit at the lap-top, until I tire [...]

A Sign My Mom is Ready to Retire

I called my dad just now to see what he wanted last night, when I was busy watching True Blood and seeing who was going to shit themselves first, me or the dog (aren’t you glad you come here at lunchtime? God.). Anyway, so I call my dad back and he does not answer. I [...]

Will Book Publishing Become More Regionalized?

Over at The Gods are Bored, there’s a guest post from Margot Berwin talking about her debut novel. It sounds really interesting. But we are not talking about books! No, we are talking about publishing.  Ha ha ha. Anyway, she has some suggestions about how to get published: 1.      Get published in smaller venues first. [...]

I Have Poisoned Myself and Mrs. Wigglebottom

I don’t know if it was the crappy burgers at the suspiciously empty Hardee’s or of it was the flea stuff, but damn. I was jealous of the dog’s ability to throw up.