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Hey, Bozos! There is no Ground Zero Mosque.

“They came first for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist.Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.”  Pastor Martin Niemoller as quoted by Keith Olbermann

Attention, all dip shits!!!

Muslims have been kickin’ it in America since before America existed.

Totally true!!!

In the 1700′s, Muslims spent a lot of their time gettin’ their asses kicked for being brown and they spent a lot of time in agribusiness…

….AS FUCKING SLAVES!!!

Remember Kunta Kinte??

Total Muslim…before falling under the whip of his Christian master in Virginia.

(And yeah, I already know that maybe Alex Haley didn’t get his historical genealogical record straight, but that doesn’t change the fact that Kunta Kinte existed and was a Muslim from the village of Juffure in Gambia before being OWNED in Virginia.)

Moving ahead to our VH-One’s I love America in the 1800′s: Where were the Muslims? edition…

More fucking slavery.

But read the history of the Gullah Islands (particularly Georgia) and you’ll find Muslim slaves and a notable Muslim slaveowner.

More 1800′s…

A really kick-ass Muslim named Abraham first came to Spanish Florida as the slave of a Spanish doctor, served as an interpreter for his owner, and eventually became a leader among the Seminole Indians when America was conspiring to make Shit  Hole, Oklahoma a holding pen for all native Americans.

God!  We bring the awesome!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!

In 1856, the U.S. Calvary hired Hajj Ali to experiment with raising camels in Arizona.  Ali became a folk hero in Quartzsite, AZ.  People referred to him affectionately as “Hi Jolly!”

…which I’ve passed through Quartzsite.   It’s American Retiree City living in a bazillion trailer homes during the winter, squaredancing, and doing crafts.

I love the Hi Jolly nickname!

Pop Quiz for the 1900s!

Who invented the ice cream cone?  Yeah, a total Muslim.  While at the World’s Fair in St. Louis in 1904, Ernest Hamwi was ingenious enough to bend a waffle into a cone at the waffle booth he worked.  The ice cream booth was right next to him!

The history is SO much more rich than the bits I’ve touched on!

Fast forward: the 2000′s

Park 51 is no more a mosque than a homeschool living room during Bible study hour is a cathedral! (But so the fuck what if it was a mosque!!!!!)

Hating on Muslims is the new hating on gays with the continuity being hate (and fear) and ginning up the idiots!

What’s next?  Putting microchips in all the Muslim cab drivers in New York, then zapping ‘em with a volt of electricity if they get too close to Ground Zero????

That’s really gonna suck for the Muslims who have been living in Lower Manhattan for a long ass time!

Wells Fargo: Evil Banking since 1852

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Build your own Blingee

Blood-sucking ticks of economic pain and death (a.k.a. banks) will no longer cover your insufficient funds, you damn jobless, lazy and pernicious American hobos.

It’s for your own good!  You can’t afford $40 for a cup of coffee when your ass is broke!

Now, your bank should have been all over you like bed bugs on your Abercrombie & Fitch polo shirt and Victoria’s Secret panties…

(…which you also can’t afford!!)

The death ticks want you to “opt-in” to overdraft protection so you can continue to enjoy your $40 cup of coffee while they can continue to live fat and happy on your unemployment checks.

However, a particularly virulent species of bank varminty parasite…

(which was genetically-engineered by Dick Cheney while visiting the anus of Satan)

…Wells Fargo really, really, really wants the pleasure of continued access to ALL of your orifices with their very special Ayn Randy-Let’s-Really-Fuck-These-Hobos-Over program.  Even though a judge recently told them…

AW, HELLZ NO!!!!

Said program processes your draft and debit transactions largest to smallest.  This way, when you…

budgeting to the penny because your ass is broke….

…forget about that piddly $5.00 service charge, Wells Fargo processes your largest transactions first, removing the biggest chunk of money, then charges you insufficient fund fees on the numerous pissant transactions at Krystal’s, Starbucks, and the 7-11 when you’re overdrawn.

$$$ CHA-CHING! $$$  God, they love your money!

Judge William Aslup (really unfortunate last name) ordered 203 MILLION dollars returned to consumers who suffered under these shyster practices.  But since Wells Fargo has all the money in the world…

…and your $40 cups of coffee helped,

Wells Fargo will fight to the death to keep fucking you over, you slobs of sloth!

Very Important Toledo McNugget Fucktard Update!

Mental for McNuggets, a Toledo woman is convicted of flipping her shit at a McDonald’s in January 2010.

BERJAYA McNugget Nut Job
Give me McNuggets, or Give Me Jail Time!

You’ll remember this delicate Ohio flower seen above in her princessy mugshot.  Miss Melodi Dushane went apeshit learning the fast food restaurant would not serve her McNuggets before 10:30 in the morning.   And she doesn’t remember a fucking thing–so says her Fucktard Counsel of Awesome, John McMahon:

Well it was New Years, New Year’s Eve…You know, you drink. She was definitely shocked by what she saw because she didn’t remember it.”

Dushane received two months in jail and a year of probation over the incident.

This post brought to you by DOUCHE-SHANE Travel!  It’s all the rage!

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Huntsville Hero the Rap (Antoine Dodson Saves his Sister)

h/t Reverend Manny

I first saw Antoine Dodson recount the story of the attempted rape of his sister over on Manny’s site.  The crime happened  in Huntsville, Alabama.  The Dodson family’s courage and indignation had me cheering for them.  And thank God Antoine was there to protect his family.  His interview with a Huntsville news station, WAFF, went viral.  Reporter Elizabeth Gentle says it’s the number one video on her TV station’s website.

Now someone has gone and produced an Antoine Dodson rap on youtube…

There are even ringtones of his sound bites.  The family didn’t expect global publicity, but they did want their neighbors warned.  They also want the attacker caught.

“Pretty much I’m going to be beat his ass and then I’m going to call the police while I’m beating his ass. I want you to feel what my sister feel when you came into her room,” Antoine told WAFF.

Antoine and his sister give a description of the attacker in this interview.

Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm


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Awesome cover art behind Manny: Elizabeth Di Nunzio

If you’re reading this, you’re likely already familiar with Emanuel Jalonschi.  Of course, you know him as Manny or Reverend Manny.  He is tapped in and reaching out like the rest of us.  When he’s not laboring at his keyboard and following the principles of his social conscience via social networking and new media blogging, he’s laboring at his keyboard and following the principles of his social conscience for a living.

Well, you’ll be relieved to know in his spare time, he writes.  In his new book, Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm: A Working Class Rant for a Doomed Civilization, Manny wrestles with paradox and unpacks the oh-so retarded narrative dominating political discourse.

How could 60% of us want less government spending, 60% of us want less government regulation, while at the same time 83% of us are insistent that the government do more to create jobs (by investing in the economy)?

In 21st century newspeak: WTF?” –Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm p.14

We live in an America where 61% people live paycheck to paycheck.  Lack of regulation helped cripple our economy.  Congress is set to debate spending, and spending is fucking controversial!  Spending is exactly how to create jobs which puts cash in hands and the money goes back into the economy.  The middle class is disappearing.  A vote against our own middle class interests is a vote for our own demise.

Power brokers throw their money behind politicians most willing to let business and industry exploit the working class and the land we live in.   Industry and the people who profit owe America nothing in return.  It wasn’t always this way.  It’s ice-water-in-your-pants sort of irony that Republican President Dwight Eisenhower presided over the highest tax rate in American history:

“…the homes and neighborhoods of those republican suburbanites who most oppose redistribution of wealth in our time would not exist had it not been for a vast redistribution of wealth over half a century earlier by both Democrats and Republicans. Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm p. 40

Yet we all live and now decline and fall by the idiot discourse.

Nowadays, what one “politically feels” about religion, abortion, or the right to stockpile arms aren’t actual issues of “freedom”–they’re philosophical tear gas thrown between us so we don’t recognize our very common values and problems.  –Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm p. 82

Manny tackles the loudmouth religious fucks who equate the poor, the sick, and the afflicted with pure evil.   The gospel meme from the right: God dealt them their lot because they aren’t as worthy as the rest of us.  Who knows it better than a war-worn veteran?  When they leave for a fight, they’re heroes.  When they come, if they come home, they’re fucked, underfunded, under-treated, left by the wayside and maligned when they join the ranks of the homeless.  The same people who vote for military action won’t fund a goddamn dime of veteran care.

Who votes for this insanity?

“In an honest democracy, Halliburton, Koch Industries, Amstel-Coors and the Mellon family would represent but a tiny numerical voting body. Using the resources they’ve accumulated from of our labor, however, they’ve successfully colonized their opinion into the majority opinion by dominating the production of what passes for ‘information’.”  –Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm p.155

It’s hard to gauge how much to say.  Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm is a little book with monumental concerns, actually a philosophical but unpretentious survey of what’s going wrong and why and what we all stand to lose.

Oh. And here’s the Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm rejected cover:

BERJAYA Justin, Snoop, and Manny
The Rejected Cover

See how I protected you from tween idol Justin Bieber with a strategic placement of Snoop Dogg? I rule. :lol:

BP Sending Tony Haytard to Siberia, Ha-ha-ha-ha!

BERJAYA Siberian Tony
Everybody Hates Tony.

Freelz.

Banking on an American accent being better than British, BP will replace CEO Tony Hayward with Robert Dudley and send Tony to Siberia, Russia…

…where the food is even grosser than England.

Tony is taking Dudley’s old job playing bitch to billionaire Russians at BP-TNK.

Dudley had to flee Russia because BP-TNK’s oligarch co-owners hassled him hard over a shareholder dispute (Reuters)!

Both Reuters and AP report Haytard’s transfer as a sign the company still values the CEO who wanted “his life back.”

But BP’s big guns might just be trying to save the $18,000,000 golden parachute Tony has strapped to his back if he’s tossed.

Hey, BP Big Guns:  Siberia…very funny.  But a parachute made of actual gold coupled with bouncing Tony from 10,000 feet over the Gulf of Mexico…much funnier.

Boehner: Bastion of Brotherly Compassion

NOT!!!
The Boehner Brothers
Orange Congressman from Ohio

Breaking News!  Representative John Boehner (R-OH) confirms he’s a jerk!

The House Minority Leader announced 3 of his brothers were unemployed or might still be unemployed…he doesn’t know.

But be assured!  This is how he understands what American jobless hobos are going through.

He told the Christian Science Monitor he’s not like those mean, unfeeling Republicans who believe jobless, unemployed hobos are lazy.

He would have voted for the extension of unemployment benefits, but he had a tanning salon appointment.

(The Hill)

Refudiate Your Own Eyes if You Will

BERJAYA Saint Sarah: Newsweek
Sarah Simplex 1

Okay.

So, I’m at the orthodontist office with my son Tuesday morning.   I’m thumbing through the June whatever 2010 “Saint Sarah” issue of Newsweak.  The meat of the article posits Half-Governor Palin is Miss Messiah America 2012 for the Christian right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Tell me something I don’t know.  Charisma sans intellect rules the right.  Got it.

So, I start taking in the faces of Sarah mania because the text is rehashing old, old, old, old news.   And no shit, this old holy roller chick at a snowbilly rally is sporting a big ol’ herpes sore on her lip.  I came home and immediately searched for the photo at Newsweak, but no luck.  Still I had to give you an idea of how it looked.

Had to!

(Sincerest apologies for my absence lately.  Summer messes with my routine…in a good way mostly.)

Gross-of-Sharron: Nevada’s Delicate Flower of Teabagging

BERJAYA Gross-of-Sharron
Personalized Glitter Graphics

Gee.  Wonder why U.S. Senate GOP candidate Sharron Angle flees in terror from reporters?

Cuz when it comes to, say, a teenager giving birth to her rapist uncle’s baby…”God has a plan.”  Sharron is convinced:

Bill Manders: Is there any reason at all for an abortion?

Sharon Angle: Not in my book.

Bill Manders: So, in other words, rape and incest would not be something?

Sharron Angle: You know, I’m a Christian, and I believe that God has a plan and a purpose for each one of our lives, and that he can intercede in all kinds of situations, and we need to have a little faith in many things. (Think Progress)

Jesus!  She talks like John Dewey writes!

Sharron is probably just protecting her supporters: the inbred.

Not to be outdone in grossness, geezer Fred Thompson wants your grandma’s house:

The Gatun Locks on the Panama Canal

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The Republic of Panama Before and After the Canal

A glance at the map begins to give you an idea of the extraordinary engineering feat accomplished with the construction of the Panama Canal.  Damming the Chagres River created what was in 1913 the world’s largest man-made lake.  Gatun Lake sees Panama and its Canal through the dry season between January and March.   The surrounding rain forests act as sponges and help conserve water;  however, deforestation has increased the nation’s challenge to maintain enough water to service the Canal.
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The Gatun Locks, Panama

The Panama Canal locks project commenced at Gatun in August of 1909.   The Gatun Locks are nestled in a hillside and raise ships 85 feet above sea level.   Depending on whether a vessel is traveling up or down, an individual lock chamber fills with or empties 27 million gallons of water in the process of moving a ship from one lock to the next.
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Ship from Caribbean Approaching Second Lock at Gatun

Each lock measures 110 feet wide by 1050 feet long.   Minus a buffering range, these dimensions dictate the size of ships that may pass through the Canal.  Vessels pay around $28 thousand for passage through the Panama canal, but prices vary depending on how much cargo is being transported (or how much water is displaced).
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Cargo-laden Ship Passing from Pacific to Caribbean

Vessels move through the canal on their own power, but several locomotives called “mules” guide the boats keeping them centered and away from the walls of the locks.

Mules are named for the actual animals that used to guide barges along canals.  Mule drivers operate winches used to help stabilize a ship’s passage.  Mitsubishi builds the mules at a cost of around $2 million each.
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Pacific-bound Ship Moves Through Gatun Locks, guided by mules

Right now the Canal’s biggest competitor is transportation through the U.S. via ship, rail, truck and ship.  The Northwest Passage which extends around West and North Alaska through the Canadian Archipelago is a minor competitor.  The Arctic ice pack used to limit shipping throughout most of the year.   However, since climate change has decreased year round ice, the passage is more accessible.   Panama’s Canal Expansion Project will add two sets of  locks, 180 feet wide by 1,400 feet long, allowing larger vessels to pass through the nation.  The country expects the project will be completed in 2014.