In a few hours...

I am headed south. To, as Homer Simpson once put it, "America's Wang".

In football news, Hey Chicago People, former Denver Bronco Pro Bowl QB Jay Cutler is now a Chicago Bear. I am sad to see him go, but if he has to go, I am glad to see him going to Chicago. On the flip side, Chicago Bear QB Kyle Orton is now a Denver Bronco. The good news is, neither of them will have to get too used to new weather! Cold, snowy and windy in winter, stupid hot in summer...hell, the only real differences are Chicago is humid and Denver has that mad crazy mile high thing going on. Denver also got some SWEET draft picks (1st and 3rd round this season, 1st next season) out of the deal. Now, if only they had a defense and a coach who wasn't a total asshat!

I may have to root for the Bears in the NFC this year (usually, the Eagles get that honor. Perhaps two NFC teams I root for will be in order...kinda hard not to like the Bears, unless you are from GreenBay or Detroit...)

That is all, catch ya later.

Congrats to the Steelers and their fans

what a game!

And..

The Superbowl Shapes up to be...

The Cardinals vs the Steelers....

poor Donovan...again.

Today's good news:

The Eagles defeat the Giants
The Steelers defeat the Chargers (haha! REVENGE!)

The Cardinals defeat the Panthers
The Ravens defeat the Titans...

Which, ironically enough, way back at the start of the season, Jill and I made our "humm, odd" picks for the Superbowl...she took the Cardinals, I took the Eagles...

Heh. Guess next week, we find out who is the mystical NFC oracle!

But that rookie QB in Baltimore has got to be grinning...

HOLY SHIT

After 14 years and two Super Bowl wins, the Denver Broncos have FIRED Coach Mike Shannahan!


GAHHHH...

The dude is an awesome coach ffs who does NOT put up with bullshit. I cannot believe this!

Well, here's hoping Bill Cowher disses the Jets, and goes West...

DAMMIT!

as always, the good with the bad...

So the Eagles won, in fact, they stomped the Cowboys to bits and made the playoffs...this is good! Donovan, you the man!

However, the Broncos are getting eviscerated by the Chargers and it looks like they will not make the playoffs, this is bad. If I am the Broncos Offense, I am putting out hits on all but one member of the Defense, or at least pointing the finger of blame directly at them...yet, even loosing, Jay Cutler remains one of the coolest dudes in the NFL.

Here's hoping that Manning and the Colts deliver a mighty retribution upon the Chargers in the playoffs...if you had not guessed...I do not like the Chargers, or the Cowboys.

and poor Brett :(

Joe would be proud!

Joe's probably smilin' right now...THE NY JETS and the fearless Brett Farve defeated the formerly udefeated Titans today...Farve is a worthy successor to a man who wore a mink on the sidelines...not to mention...pantyhose.

Congrats to the Jets and their fans-

Late Sunday Night Bits...

The good- Denver Won.
The bad- Philly TIED Cincy.

THE TOO FVCING RICH (GER spelling style...) Not only have I, henchwoman scum, been banned from Heart's blog, so has Hexy...hummm, note a running theme with sex workers who dare to speak for themselves here? I certainly do. So precious, isn't it?

Sweet Vince Lombardi...

This kid is fucking amazing.

WHAT A GAME between the Broncos and the Browns tonight. Denver nixed Cleveland 34-30...and there is no love lost between these two teams. Denver is beat to hell...injuries on top of injuries on top of injuries, Cleveland was starting a new QB...but damn what a game, and what a comeback by the Broncos.

Jay Cutler is pretty amazing.

Hehe, this is what happens when NFL fans carve pumpkins...

It matters not that they lost today...BEHOLD, the pumpkin I carved for Halloween!

That would be the Denver Bronco logo, rendered in Pumpkin.

I had many strange looks from Redskins fans who were taking their kids trick-or-treating.

But I say that's a damn fine lookin' pumpkin!

That's right, it's Tuesday Night..

Which means Jill & I talk football...

Here the show at XXBN

Read the blog, make picks for Week 7, and join in on the football fun at the Football Femmes Blog!

And yes, I suck, I did the show from my hottub this evening...sooo decadent!

FOOTBALL RADIO SHOW...

it's been postponed until tomorrow at 8;30 pm est.

That's RIGHT...

Tonight is the second "Football Fantasy" show on XXBN...tune in at 9:30 pm est. to discuss NFL happenings and hear picks for Week Four...

Your's truly went 12-4 in Week Three...

And for more info on "Football Fantasy: Femmes Talk Football" feel free to check us out right here!

Okay, sports fans...

Jill & Myself, talking NFL
(we SO went into overtime!)

All Work and No Play Makes Ren & Jill Dull Girls...

Thusly... Tonight!

Brenneman Airplane Presents:

Football Fantasy, Femmes talk Football"

Forget the fabulous sports babe. Fulfill your Football Fantasy. Two Femmes Talk Football. Renegade Evolution and Jill Brenneman recap the wild events of week 2, blown calls Denver/San Diego, Matt Cassel's debut, Vince Young, the latest on Raiders Coach Lane Kiffin, Update on Reliant Stadium and the Texans and predictions for week 3 in the NFL. Football redefined. Football Fantasy, Femmes Talk Football!

9:30 pm est, XXBN

The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled...

Was convincing the rest of the NFL that he does not bleed orange and blue....

That's right sports fans, the Denver Broncos are at it again! After nearly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, a weird ass call, and the balls to go for 2...Jay Culter, heir apparent to the legendary John Elway, leads his team towards infamy in that fab stadium seated at the foot of Mount Doom...and psst...the Broncos were sorta supposed to suck this year...but even when they suck, they are evvvvillll and goooood. Wouldn't surprise me if these boys ended up atop the AFC West this year...but if you wanted offensive battles, this Bronco/Charger game was IT. Final Score: 39 to 38.

The 49'ers pulled an OT win out over the Seahawks (yo, Carson, what's up with your 'Hawks?)

The Saints played a great game in Landover against Washington, yet failed to show up for the 3rd quarter, thus giving the Redskins the victory. That Clinton Portis is a sneaky one...

The Titans broke the Bengals into small, tiny pieces in horrible weather in Cincy.

Arizona humilated Miami...hardcore style.

The Bears and the Panthers battled eachother all the way through, but the Panthers came out on top.

The Patriots, minus Brady and playing Cassel (in his first start since HIGH SCHOOL) nicked Farve and the Jets...

What, wait, what's that you say? The Buffalo Who? Yeah, that's right, The Bills move to 2-0 after nixing the Jacksonville Jags.

Greenbay smacked Detroit around good.

In the upset of the week, The Oakland Raiders took The Kansas City Cheifs to hell, and left them there (perhaps they will bring back proof that Mike Shanahan is, indeed, the Prince of Darkness (and a damn good coach).

Indy did actually decide to show up and play this week, and nixed the Vikings by 3.

That other Manning kid and the NY Giants stomped the crap out of the Rams.

The Bucs clipped the Falcons, but good...

And shortly, I suspect The Steelers will Beat the Browns, but you never know with Cleveland, they are weird like that...

Football & Fondue

That's right.

That's what I'm doing today. Football and Fondue. Mr. Evolution and myself, flaked out on the couch, in front of the stupidly large TV, preparing for Washington Vs. New Orleans, then Baltimore Vs. Houston (no, I don't have direct TV, so those are the games we get- lord knows we'd rather watch the Giants or Broncos or Jets or Colts or Bills & Jags, alas), and late in the afternoon, perhaps after the first game, or perhaps durring half time of the second, we shall commence with the fondue...first cheese, with bread, veggies and fruit, then with the oil and meat and sauces for dipping.

And it will be good and tasty. I got a 12 pack of the much worshipped Coca-Cola in a cooler so I don't even have to back up to the kitchen for a soda! And Mr. E will sit there and pretend to actually like football and know what the hell is going on because I love football, pretend that how things turn out in the 49'ers/Seahawks game could have big implications for the NFC, like wise the Monday Night Cowboys/Eagles game, he will pretend to notice how much better Jay Cutler is now that is diabetes has been diagnosed and treated, how much the addition to Brett Farve to the team has affected the Jets all around....and he will eat fondue. And not give me any shit.

So yes, yay for Football and Fondue, yay for Sundays! Perhaps it should become and Casa del Evolution tradition, cause it sure beats the hell out of...well, a lot of other shit!

Odds, Ends, Work Related…

Pondering a new video post, couple topics in mind, haven’t picked any yet though. Suggestions? I do think the “all heterosexual sex is rape” line might be on the docket…and anyone who wants to say I’m attacking a strawman, or feminists don’t say that, or any other manner of things might want to take a look around…

Tired today, long weekend.

How in the hell is Jerry Springer still on the air?

The Superbowl was so good, I might just have to watch it again!

I think Kim is my She-ro.

It’s only Monday and I have two stripping gigs lined up for the week. Show me the money!

Shooting three scenes in February so far. Talked to the folks I’ll be working for, got the low down on what’s going to happen. One is the “regular joe fucks a porn girl” theme, male dude (regular joe) is going to “interview” me first, ask me the questions typical of these sorts of scenes: how do I like doing porn, why do I do porn, yadda yadda, followed by the porn sex (with condoms, woohoo). The director dude has a very specific look in mind that he wants…the apparent college boy favorite of g-string and stupidly tight white tank top with no bra look. Filming to occur in a not so classy motel room. I’ve worked with the camera woman he’s using before, cool gal, I like her a lot. I kinda grin at how, er, passionate director dude is about his work. “You’re really doing to have to go at it sleazy and hard, like in other porn, because the whole draw of this site is for guys who fantasize about fucking porn girls like they get fucked in porn. The guys watching really need to wish they were this guy.” Psst, dude, it is porn! You, er, hired me because I do sleazy/hard sex…both of us were aware of that, you know? I don’t know why, but I find his geeked out pornster Quentin Tarintino vibe amusing. Another gig is solo-girl/toy work, to be done in a rather nice spa like place. Truthfully it is this kind of porn that I find to be the most tedious/awkward. Mostly cause it’s just me and x amount of dildos or whatever doing the masturbation thing. It can get rather boring kind of quick. Decent money for this kind of scene though. Last gig is a m/m/f scene, two guys I’ve not worked with before, but from seeing their photos…shouldn’t be a problem. Yet again the oh-so original premise…me dressed mostly like a club chick/hooker hanging around outside the back of a club, sex in the alley occurs kinda thing. This is always hell on the knees. Perhaps thigh-high boots will be in order…though truthfully the guy stuck on the bottom for the DP will have a worse time of dealing with pavement than I will.

Tis chilly around casa del Evolution today. I’m eyeing my fireplace with flaming intent…

Dinner: Italian or Chinese, it’s a tough call, I have fixins for both. Humm.

Quote of the Month:

I have a theory. It’s just a small one. 90% of everything that’s wrong with the world is the fault of the assholes. There are many flavors of and justifications for assholery, sometimes quite elaborate ones. Institutionalized assholery can take on a life of its own, yes, and has many dimensions. But ultimately? It all boils down to bein’ an asshole (singularly and collectively).

Therefore, such frames for analysis as feminism and so forth help? but you still also need a basic “no, actually, -this- is just assholery” to ground you. otherwise, there’s absolutely no guarantee you’ll be any better than those other assholes even if you do manage to overthrow ‘em. -Belledame

Yay

Giants!

The NFL Championships

Well, the Superbowl will be played between the undefeated New England Patriots, and those scrappy fuckers, the New York Giants. Tom Brady is going for his fourth Super Bowl win (and ring), Eli Manning? Well, should he win, he will not only get a ring, but will have done something big brother Peyton hasn't...beat Brady.

The AFC Playoff game between the Patriots and the Chargers was...well, a total snooze fest. The NFC game between the Packers and the Giants was anything but... freezing weather in Green Bay, a win off a field goal in OT (by the Giants kicker who had missed two others), amazing play by Manning, the NY Offense, and the NY Defense...the Packers not making it easy...

But yes, I feel really, really sad for this guy...
I wanted Brett and the crew to win, but damn, NY played an amazing game....

So yeah, for the superbowl itself, my head says New England...

But I'll be rooting for the Giants...