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About Me
Renegade Evolution
Profile of a Henchwoman:
Often over generalized as a bit of a clockwork apocalypse, heartless capitalist and generally ruthless scum, the terrifying truth is RenEv is a stripper, Internet porn performer, sexual mercenary, sex workers rights advocate, swinger, gonzo fan, BDSM tourist, blogger, history buff, feminist expatriate and all around gamer geek who is unapologetically addicted to caffeine, nicotine, action movies and sports. She also happens to be the God-Emperor of Rome! Her dreams of sailing the High Seas in search of adventure and booty of all types or becoming a soldier of fortune fell through so instead she went to college and got degrees in History and Theatre which sit unused in dusty frames on an obscure wall in her suburban den of iniquity. Her life's ambitions include being the inspiration for an action flick villain, running the Boston Marathon, and finally figuring out after all those years of failed Algebra classes what X really is. She resides in the Washington DC area where all deviants go to plot world domination. And no, she is not ticklish.
This Blog is Rated NC-17 for graphic language, sexual content, and bad puns. Please be advised.
"When I read taglines like “sexual mercenary” I just throw my hands up and think, “we’ve got another wacko out there who wants to show off, embarass people in public with inappropriate sex talk, and they have decided to join the enemy rather than fight the enemy.” -Satsuma
"Gawd, look at the language that RenEv uses, so totally pornified” -Stormy
"the only thing that makes this kind of idiocy bearable is the fact that RenEv can be relied on to make a guaranteed display of comical ineptitude and failed humanity with her every comment" -Mr.Morgan
"This sex worker is HILARIOUS!!!" –FunkyBrownChick
"Yeah, she’s creepy and digs some weird shit, but she’s also a whole lot smarter than her detractors here, and a much better writer. She’s also more honest. They can call her as brainwashed, haha, pot, meet kettle, looking good in black, by the pat and pornified and whatever else they want, but the bottom line is, crude language and anal gangbangs aside, Ren is far more ethical" –Min
"Ren, you truly inspire." -Mistress Maeve
"Renegade Evolution, best sex-worker blogger in all of Blogdonia" -Daisy
You know who you are. Thanks.
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