Pitcher Can't Intentionally Walk Guy

He was actually trying to escape from the oppressive regime of the Japanese Baseball League.

If these guys spent as much time on soccer as they do on goal scoring celebrations, they'd be able to do a lot more celebrations.

This isn't some existential crisis he's undergoing regarding the nature of intention versus reason, he just really sucks at pitching.

It's all the best parts of surfing and all the best parts of tarps.

It has all the fun of surfing without the pesky water or sun or girls or acceptance as a legitimate sport.

This is dangerous. They're not even wearing helmets.

This guy puts the "ambi" in "ambidextrous soccer player."

The other team let them score just so they would do this again.