Girls, you are NEVER going to make the Cheerios with this routine!!!
FROM THE TOP!
Sue Sylvester will be disgusted, Ed P.
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She’s been fed, so she most likely won’t randomly attack. Then again, this one’s completely unpredictable; so please proceed with caution because “Jakey” La Motta‘s a real beast.
I hope you have body armor, Daniel S.
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Ladies, wouldn’t you like to live in an opulent mansion full of poker-playing pooches and itty-bitty giraffes? Well, if you think you can handle the occasional TV night with Boris Jerkinov here, we’ll put your name on the waiting list.
Sent in by new moderator Shirpy… no, Sharpei… erm, Slurpee? Ah, heck with it.
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May I interest you in the 3/4-pound Super Chinchy today? Or perhaps the Chinchy Combo: A Chinchy with Cheese, Chinchy Fries and Chincher Ale? Or would you prefer the Roast Belgian Pheasant with Beurre Blanc Sauce, served with baby asparagus in a Cognac reduction, rice pilaf and a 32-ounce Chinchy-Cola?
Update: GMTA, Lizzy (who also spotted this)!
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Hi, my name is Skittles and I like dining on crustaceans by candlelight, being clingy, and unicorns.
This little guy is one of eleven potentially new species found after a deep-sea expedition off Canada’s Atlantic coast. To read more, head to National Geographic. And as always, thanks to Marilyn T. for sending us these gems.
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Captain’s Log, Stardate 5291.3: On a distress call at Snorgulon-5, we arrive only to find no one to greet us. Most… peculiar. No… citiesNo… buildingsNo… source of the distress signal. I… fear… we… may be walkingintoatrap. And yet, except for a lone Redonkulan Flozz-Poodle, we find no sign of life at all.
Live long and prosher, Mischa M.
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Limber up, People:
“Lookforthewoman” sent this in with a ‘Toes!’ exclamation.
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It’s actually… ah… a ring through my nose! I’m really a ferocious bull! Toro, toro! Hey, which way to Pamplona? ‘Cause I don’t want to miss the… running of the…
No? Erm…
I’m really Hannibal Lecter! Yeah, and this is my scary Hannibal Lecter face mask! Say, you wouldn’t happen to be a census taker? See, I skipped breakfast, and…
(sigh) Yeah, it’s a pacifier.
Well, we think it’s very becoming, Taylor S. (suppressing giggles)
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Mary…? Laura…? Run down to the creek and fetch your Pa and Mr. Edwards for supper!
Mrs. Olsen and Nellie would never stand for such crap, Mischa M. Original photo here!
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