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Thursday, August 05, 2010

Nothing says "Real Alaskan" like playing with discarded antlers in the woods.



Okay WTF?

Let me get this straight.  This Joe Vogler wannabe believes that if he wants to appear "Alaskan" he has to walk through the woods, while wearing a Pendleton shirt, and picking up moose antlers?  And after he picks them up he just throws them back down for some little kid to fall and impale himself on later!  How is that helping?

And what is he even trying to say with this ad?  That Lisa Murkowski is running around Washington without her antlers?  Gee how will anybody know SHE is from Alaska?

Look I am no Lisa Murkowski fan, but THIS guy is obviously a complete tool.

And isn't he the same idiot that had overweight men with assault rifles walking behind his, clearly compensating for something, Humvee in a local parade a month or so back?



Yep that was him.

Look Miller, Alaska is a melting pot of different ethnicities and personality types.  Sure we have the occasional assault rifle carrying, moose antler collecting, imbecile walking among us. But most Alaskans are a fairly level headed bunch who want their political leaders to be reasonable, cooperative people who treat us like adults and don't pander to us by dressing up all "Alaska like"to give us lectures on why our current Senator is not "teabaggy" enough all while leaning on a set of antlers in the woods behind the local Wal-Mart.

But to be honest I should have expected this kind of ridiculous campaigning to come from the likes of you.  After all you ARE Sarah Palin's kind of politician!

12 comments:

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

He also ISN'T Alaskan. He is a carpetbagger that always had delusions of grandeur being that he's a big brain from Outside - a big fish in a small pond right?

We don't appreciate this obvious pandering to the image he's supposed to exude as a Frontier guy. Please. At least Halcro never went for that ploy.

Miller is a tool. Go find another State to try and take over through your underachieving and lackluster law career.

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

Hahahaha
Joe the moose rack thrower.

What is he gonna do next? Climb on top of his Hummer, with a mic and sing star spangle banner, while driving the Richardson Highway.

Good grief, no one can top Halcrow for urban Alaskan looks.

Give the "backwoods Alaskan" flava up Joe. Get a shave and pretend you care.

What a blowhard.

BERJAYA
Forever Anonymous said...

"all while leaning on a set of antlers in the woods behind the local Wal-Mart."


hahaa, love it.

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

Talk about a cheesy ad, going around the woods picking up moose antlers then throwing them down while jabbering ..Alaskans are probably laughing their asses off at him..yea Big frontier man!!

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

So, would you rather have a moderate who has proven she can work with others and lives on the same planet we do, or somebody who doesn't even get to Washington before he demonstrates he is truth-challenged and unable to construct a logical argument? I have yet to hear him tell us what he has done, or specifically what he will do that is any better.

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

Thank you Gryphen for keeping us aware of all the latest! No way is this guy going to make any headway.

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

Joe "the" Miller borrowed those antlers from Grandpa Chuckles....

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

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WASHINGTON — The Senate agreed Thursday to add $600 million to the effort to stop the flow of illegal immigrants across the U.S. Mexican border.

The money would be used for such purposes as adding 1,500 new enforcement agents and deploying unmanned aerial drones to improve border surveillance.

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

I just ran Miller's bio, and if you look at his time on each job, he doesn't stay very long either. Three years, two years, a year plus, just never committed to one job. Much like the lady who is giving her seal of approval, Ms Palin. I certainly won't vote for someone like that. We don't need another quitter.

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

Hey, any guy that wears a Pendalton shirt, has a (fake) two day beard, finds Moose antlers in the woods is qualified to be our Senator as far as I am concerned. Besides, he has Sarahs blessing...what more could you want?

What is sad is that people fall for this crap.

BERJAYA
Anonymous said...

Barf! He just lost my vote. Does he think we are stupid idiots!!!!

AKjah said...

Ya know it just has always amazed me that moose can shed their antlers with half their skull attached and still find food in the dead of winter. Man that rut has got to be hard on a bull.