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Friday, August 6, 2010

Nerd Girl of Note #74

BERJAYAMarilyn Chambers is famous, for the most part, for two things. One, she was the Ivory Snow model, and two, she was the Ivory Snow model who became a porn star. Chambers did both adult and mainstream films in her career, but never quite gained mainstream fame. She was in David Cronenberg's Rabid, Angel of H.E.A.T., and Party Girls.

Probably her most famous film was Behind the Green Door (Mitchell/Mitchell, 1972) which was released the same year as Deep Throat. Behind the Green Door was a rather psychedelic film with a minimal story. Chambers plays "Gloria," a woman who is kidnapped and taken to a bizarre club where she is made the focal point of an elaborate orgy. That is basically the entire story, despite being "based on the novel by..." I have never found there to be such a novel, though I may not be looking in the right places. It is a rather high-water-mark for the adult industry, taking advantage of cinematic effects to increase the psychedelic nature. It is not your typical porn film.

Chambers died in April 2009 of a cerebral hemorrhage and an aneurysm related to heart disease. She had continued making films up to that year, including the independent film Solitaire, which aside from IMDb I can find no real reference to.

Here is a 1977 interview from Al Goldstein's Midnight Blue public access show. She seems ridiculously sweet.



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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Yes, I am going to do a PROP 8 post as well.

I'm sure you all are up to your eyeballs in PROP 8 posts since yesterday's federal decision of the referendum's unconstitutional nature. This is an important topic for me, so I want to make some comments.

First, here is Judge Vaughn Walker's conclusion:

Proposition 8 fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license. Indeed, the evidence shows Proposition 8 does nothing more than enshrine in the California Constitution the notion that opposite-sex couples are superior to same-sex couples. Because California has no interest in discriminating against gay men and lesbians, and because Proposition 8 prevents California from fulfilling its constitutional obligation to provide marriages on an equal basis, the court concludes that Proposition 8 is unconstitutional. [via]

I was never really concerned about same sex marriage until the 2008 democratic presidential candidacy debates. Prior to that, the one argument I found sense in was from a gay journalist with NPR who was opposed to gay marriage. Joking, I imagine, he said the best thing about coming out to his mother was that she stopped asking him when he was going to settle down and get married. On a more serious note he was concerned that legal same-sex marriage would create castes within the gay community. There would be the nice married gays and the lascivious unmarried gays. This made sense to me at the time, but then during the democratic debate on Logo Dennis Kucinich described how gay rights are human rights, and that denying gay marriage was a limitation on civil liberties. I was sold.

Of course, now the Fox Nation is saying that an activist judge has thwarted the will of the electorate. The landslide 52%-48% success of PROP 8 has been overturned by a leftist agenda. There are of course several problems here.

First, Judge Walker was appointed by, guess who? George H. W. Bush. You know, that left-wing radical, man of the common worker. Not Bill Clinton, not Barack Obama, but George I.

Second, unconstitutional laws are reversed all the time. That is why there is a process to determine if a law is in fact constitutional or not. That which the federal constitution does not clearly allow or prohibit is within the individual states' rights to make law. That is Civics 101.

See, the right likes to talk about the intent of the framers, and how they could not have conceived of things like gay marriage or the internet. Maybe the internet would be beyond the scope of reason at the time, but gay marriage certainly was nothing new. These were some of the best educated men in the world at that time, and beside being brilliant they were courageous. They stood against the monarchy of the most powerful empire of the day. Monarchies, by the way, are also supposed to be ordained by god. These men were radicals, and while not all were leftist by modern standards, they certainly knew what they were getting into by taking England on. That however is a tad beside the point.

BERJAYAThe point is, these incredibly intelligent and brave men knew something that you and I often forget: the masses are asses. The framers of the constitution knew that the common man can be roused to most any cause by anyone with charisma and a bully pulpit. We have plenty of those on both sides of the aisle. I'll admit, Barack Obama is a smooth talker. I voted for him, and will again in 2012. The right is, in my opinion, heavier with the bully pulpit and the fanaticism of their flock. Because charisma can turn the heads of many today does not mean the sentiment will last. The picture to the right is a Charles Darwin joke, but it is true of the Constitution. We have Representatives that are from the masses. Their terms are two years so that if they are overly radical or dangerous they do not have time to do much before they come up for election again. Senators are typically from society's upper echelons. They must be older than Representatives, and expected to be of a higher caliber. They get six years. Judges, however, are for life. That is why we make such a big deal out of appointing them. Judges are supposed to be the top of the line in Constitutional thought, and they are not effected by the whims of the electorate. The rallying cry of today is the laughing stock tomorrow, and the judiciary is there to keep us from completely destroying our government every time some radical notion or special interest gets a foot hold.

Now, I'll admit that the fervor over same-sex marriage, on both sides, might be temporary. In the coming years same-sex couples may stop caring about marriage, once it is available to them. These are still just people we are talking about. However, Judge Walker's decision is not based on the whim of the people, it is based on interpretation of the Constitution. There is no federal law of prohibition, but there is federal law providing equal protection and rights to all citizens. The decision is a good one, despite what we all think in ten years.

Short Movie Reviews

Been a slow movie week for me... Here is what I have not already reviewed.


BERJAYAOnechanbara: Samurai Bikini Squad I really wanted to see this. Really. I was going to buy it, then got on Netflix and put it near the top of my queue. Maybe I was too eager, but it really kind of sucked. It wasn't zombie enough to be a zombie movie, nor Kung-Fu enough to be a Kung-Fu movie (I realize it is not Kung-Fu in Japan, btw). It has its moments, but for the most part is a real snooze.

Verdict: If it is available, and you are not expecting much, worth a watch.

BERJAYAThe Sadistic Baron von Klaus this borderline giallo from Jess Franco is beautifully shot and has a pretty good story. Young girls are being murdered, and the ghost of the long dead Baron von Klaus is being blamed. There are three suspects, and it is up to the intrepid reporter from Maidens and Murderers Weekly to find the true killer. This one is more suspenseful than gross-out. The title implies a lot of whips and chains, but these are kept to a minimum.

Verdict: pretty good. Creepy, murdery, not gory.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Reform School Girls (Tom DeSimone, 1986)

BERJAYAI might make some enemies here, but I am going to jump out and say it: Reform School Girls is the best WIP film of all time. Scoff if you must, but WIP is the most stringently formulaic genre of film*, and Tom DeSimone, while not including all the formulaic elements, never strays. Here is what we have:
  • A good girl, Jenny (Linda Carrol), who is imprisoned because of her neer-do-well boyfriend's crime.
  • A HBIC, Charlie (Wendy O. Williams), who takes an immediate disliking to the good girl.
  • A sadistic head matron, Edna (Pat Ast), who favors the HBIC.
  • An evil warden, Sutter (Sybil Danning), who is covering up her institution's less-than-legal procedures. Also is always in fascist-styled attire.
  • A doctor who has taken up the cause of the good girl, and falls afoul of the warden.
  • Rival gangs.
  • Shower room fights.
  • Negligible clothing.
  • Man from outside who sells out the good girl for a piece of ass.
  • The big break out scene.
  • HBIC joins the good girl in bringing down the warden.
It may miss on some of the more violent elements, but there is nothing you could say does not belong in a WIP classic. I'd tell you the story, but really, this one is so true to the formula that the list above is the story. That, I contend, is what makes this the crown jewel of WIP cinema.

Now, in truth, Reform School Girls is often called a parody of the genre. There is some truth to that. It has some humorous elements. Pat Ast and Wendy O. Williams are so over-the-top that even at their most serious they inspire laughter. Pat Ast is like a rhinoceros in drag, barreling through scenes and behaving like Divine. Wendy O. Williams' Charlie is malevolent in a near-cartoonish fashion. The acting, in general, recalls your typical Russ Meyer film. The tag-line "So young. So bad. So what?" screams parody. DeSimone is also an odd writer/director for the film. His previous work includes such titles as Bi-Coastal, Bi Bi Love, Gay Guide to Hawaii, and Heavy Truckin'. I think we can tell where his normal interests lay (of course, John Waters might say that exploitation and gay-porn are typically of the same basic style**). The women typically wear garish lingerie throughout (the best kind), and there is a high-camp element to the proceedings that hints at parody.

If you are a WIP newbie, and want a good safe starting point that covers all the bases, Reform School Girls is your film. It is most everything a WIP should be, but without the gross-out pandering of its progenitors.

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The new girls cause trouble in the dorm.

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Pat Ast as Edna, the Head Matron.

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"Time to put on your ‘fuck you’ boots and start kicking!"




* In discussing Death Proof as a slasher film, Quentin Tarantino says the only genre more formulaic than the Slasher is the WIP.
** I do not know where to attribute Waters' remark, but he did say in a television show (I Love the '70s perhaps) that Angel (Alaina Capri) in Russ Meyers' Good Morning... and Good Bye! displays many gay porn qualities. Particularly when she goes to the construction site, honks her horn, and waits for her stud to come running.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Premature Book Review: The Vengeful Virgin

BERJAYAThis is actually a post-mortem, as I just finished the book before bothering to write it up.

The Vengeful Virgin is pretty standard pulp fare. Jack, a television repairman/salesman is called out to install some televisions and an intercom system for an old bedridden man. Shirley is the step-daughter/full-time caregiver for said oldster, Victor Spondell. It doesn't take long for Jack to figure out that Shirley wants to bump the old man off, and he wants to help. Throw in an ex-girlfriend, a nosy neighbor with tear-away panties, a suspicious doctor, and some poor planning and you have a couple on the run.

I like Brewer's style, even if the story is a little predictable. The end is a bit of a shocker, so there is something to look forward to. All said, this is an enjoyable bit of pulp, if a bit rote.

Premature Book Review: The Moonstone

BERJAYAWilkie Collins is a new one to me. I saw a mention on Twitter, and decided (as I was through with a book) to give him a shot. I found The Moonstone for the Kindle, either free or very cheap.

So far, the book is similar in story to a Conan-Doyle or Sax Rohmer novel. A military man in India comes across a fabled jewel, the Moonstone, which is protected by three priests at all times and is told to carry a curse. Colonel Herncastle, the man in question, kills the three priests (this is alluded to) and comes to possess the diamond. After his death, there is an inquiry about the diamond, which has disappeared. Those involved have been charged with writing out their statements as narratives. This makes up the bulk of the text.

I am very early in this book, and it is quite enjoyable. Collins has an interesting style, and is quite humorous. The first narrator, Gabriel Betteredge, is obsessed with Robinson Crusoe, a note that is brought up at times for comedic effect.

Wikipedia (for what that's worth) states that this is the first English language detective novel, being published in 1868 (despite the fact that it was a serialized story in Charles Dickens' magazine All the Year Round). The first English language detective story is generally considered to be The Murders in the Rue Morgue by Poe, 1841.

I see no reason why I will not complete this one. Something drastic will have to happen for me to give up on it. It is highly readable and cleverly constructed.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Who Wants This Blu-Ray?!?

BERJAYAAs promised, I am giving away the Stargate Universe 1.5 Blu-Ray I reviewed last week. This is a three disc set of the second half of season one. I am sure it is Region 1, but not sure how that goes with Blu-Ray.

Want it? Tell me what Stargate alumni I have discussed in the past. I can think of at least three of them without checking. If I discussed someone and failed to mention that they were ever on Stargate (any movie or series), make an argument and I'll double check. I'll keep this open for a week, and the first caller with the best answer wins.

Good luck, live long and prosper, may the force be with you.