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Wed June 02, 2010

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this man taking his mustache for a walk (bigpicture.ru)	(27)
		Man spends five years visiting all 700 bars listend in the Good Beer Guide, says it was "worth it." Well...obviously (dailymail.co.uk)	(42)
(Kiplinger)		The ten best cities to start a career and enjoy life. Unfortunately, it would mean moving to Iowa, Kansas, or Washington (kiplinger.com)	(130)
(Some Guy)		Gulf coast fishermen stage protest with boats, promptly raided by Israeli commandos (wwltv.com)	(37)
		Swiss Supreme Court rules that Texas hold 'em is a game of luck, not skill. But you played your pair of sixes correctly after calculating pot odds while intimidating others with your hologram sunglasses (google.com)	(86)
		Sure, they look funny, aren't stylish, and have a stupid name. But wearing Crocs may save your life if your faulty hairdryer gives you a massive electrical shock (dailymail.co.uk)	(44)
		Ted Haggard once again looking to comfort Colorado Springs with his rod and his staff (startribune.com)	(73)
		Last week, all Chicago fire trucks, engines, and ambulances were equipped with donated pet resuscitation masks. Yesterday, the lives of 2 dogs and 2 cats were saved thanks to the new equipment. Hero tag for all firefighters, everywhere (suntimes.com)	(53)
(Jellystone Journal)		Park rangers can pinpoint eruptions of Old Faithful geyser with nearly as much accuracy as lightning strikes can pinpoint park visitors (greatfallstribune.com)	(18)
		The worst call in the history of baseball. You will not believe this happened (scores.espn.go.com)	(900)
		Of all the cultural touchstones (trucker hats, black-framed glasses, wallet chains) made preposterous by self-conscious hipsters, only one remains unscathed, unsullied, and still gloriously, unapologetically uncool (life.com)	(57)
		Resident of Spotsylvania County, Virginia convinced that Sasquatch is in area. "All the things they would need are here, fresh water, shelter in the woods. The high concentration of sightings tells me they're here" (washingtonpost.com)	(46)
(Some Guy)		Remember that time you drank beer with your friends on a boat and caught fish? Well that's bad and you should feel bad for doing that (bellinghamherald.com)	(229)
		Six well-intentioned ways you are ruining your dog. Your dog wants you to read this (cracked.com)	(173)
		It costs San Francisco $140,000 to dig up and move a shrub, and $35,000 for "support" services from geological, botanical and climate experts in preparation for its new home less than a mile away. Now we know why California is bankrupt (sfgate.com)	(126)
		The oil spill may have a silver lining: Obama proposes rolling back billions of dollars in tax breaks for oil companies to fund clean energy research (msnbc.msn.com)	(311)
		Dutch 22 year old Joran van der Sloot is the prime suspect in murder of young woman. This is not a repeat from 2005 (abcnews.go.com)	(289)
(The Frisky)		News: Male pornstar goes on a workplace rampage killing 1 and wounding 2. The money shot: He used a movie prop (thefrisky.com)	(174)
		Photoshop a fix to BP's oil leak (media.al.com)	(64)
		Drunken fight ensues over a discussion about demons. With pic of what a responsible adult looks like (interact.stltoday.com)	(78)
		Anti-Semitic: Flipping off a bus full of Hasidic Jews on the Garden State Parkway. Anti-gravity Semitic: Bus full of Hasidic Jews flipping off the Garden State Parkway (nj.com)	(116)
(Some Guy)		House for sale: 4 bed, 2 bath, 3 acres, fireplace, sun room, whites only, detached garage. Wait.. what? A sun room? (wbztv.com)	(251)
		OSHA statistics show BP ran up 760 "egregious, willful" safety violations, while Sunoco and Conoco-Phillips each had eight, Citgo had two and Exxon had one (abcnews.go.com)	(179)
		Everyone help CNN find the "Good Side" of the oil spill (gawker.com)	(195)
		Tough gun laws prevent UK shooting spree. Wait, make that: Tough gun laws FAIL TO prevent UK shooting spree (news.bbc.co.uk)	(758)
		"I didn't plagiarize. The [other] student who wrote the assignment for me did" (edmontonjournal.com)	(274)
		Tips for giving your boss feedback. Tip #3: don't give your boss feedback (reuters.com)	(145)
		You can now be ticketed for "appearing" to be going too fast (ohio.com)	(404)
		Your girlfriend breaks up with you. Do you: A) move on? B) write her a letter expressing your emotions? C) sneak into her house, blow it up, and emerge from the rubble laughing like a maniac? (thesun.co.uk)	(134)
(Scalia...and some other people)		Look to the person on your right and left. If you can name one of the U.S. Supreme Court Justices, you are better than they are. But you already knew that, didn't you, ya big lug you (washingtonmonthly.com)	(189)
(Some Guy)		Israel fired first, without provocation, and deliberately. According to Israeli Parliament member (story.birminghamstar.com)	(lots)
		Latest trend for US craft brewers is "sour beer." That means beer aged in wood barrels with special yeast and bacteria, not Keystone Light left in the sun all day (nytimes.com)	(194)
		In addition to "calls" and "customers", AT&T finds a new thing that they can drop (abcnews.go.com)	(204)
(Some Guy)		"Police seek information about person of interest in colon disappearance." So far they've been SOL (southbendtribune.com)	(29)
		Supreme Court to rule on whether Fred Phelps and the WBC have a constitutional right to burn in hell (washingtonpost.com)	(448)
		Drunk and naked is no way to drive through Iowa City, son (news.yahoo.com)	(39)
		In a shocking turn of events, Israel has rejected calls for an independent probe into Gaza aid flotilla incident (jpost.com)	(407)
(KENS-TV)		Remember that "drunk" band director who supposedly left his students stranded? Turns he wasn't drunk, he was ejected for breaking up a fight and now the kids want him back in school (kens5.com)	(82)
		You know a trial is going to be circus when the defendant's own lawyer admits he can't control his client -- and the judge sternly warns the defendant that he will not allow "head-butting" at the trial (abcnews.go.com)	(32)
		Al-Qaeda wants you to know that they've already replaced the number three guy who got killed yesterday. And the new guy is better, smarter, and faster. And if you kill him, they've got another guy who's even better then him. So nyah (washingtonpost.com)	(81)
		Cigar belonging to Sir Winston Churchill expected to fetch £1M at auction, substantially more than cigars belonging to Bill Clinton (news.bbc.co.uk)	(52)
		BP succeeds in increasing the flow of oil into the Gulf by 20%. Go BP (edition.cnn.com)	(272)
		Actors get all the girls and all the perks, but noooo, you just kill two people and it all dries up (latimes.com)	(83)
		That guy in the thread talking about how he doesn't watch TV, pays cash for everything, walks to work, and leads a perfect life wasn't a troll. He was a "simplicity guru," and you should pay him now (content.usatoday.com)	(164)
		Serbian artist sets new record for the longest time spent sitting down and doing nothing, narrowly beating the previous time recorded by a member of the Teamsters (telegraph.co.uk)	(39)
		If your girlfriend's dad comes to the door holding a shotgun, it's probably just for show. But if he's holding a samurai sword, run (themercury.com.au)	(53)
		The last thing you expect to see at Arby's is a 67-year-old man masturbating outside, but it happens (press-citizen.com)	(115)
		Real police investigate virtual theft of virtual furniture (news.bbc.co.uk)	(47)
		"If you're going to have marijuana in your bra and drug paraphernalia in your car, don't wear a marijuana T-shirt while speeding" (bangordailynews.com)	(87)
		No, we aren't racist, we just don't accept applications from white people (dailymail.co.uk)	(477)
(Some Guy)		Fight at retirement home leads to death of one resident. Chuck Liddell must be serious about making a comeback (wtkr.com)	(38)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this helicopter (cdn-www.airliners.net)	(28)
		Drunk, half naked in a tree is no way to be caught by the "Parent Party Patrol", son (pioneerlocal.com)	(52)
		Motorbike champion, 76, with one eye, an artificial hip and a pacemaker says he has nothing to lose (dailymail.co.uk)	(33)
		Farkin' knives: How do they work? (denverpost.com)	(194)
		Your airline security might need improvements if they issue a plane ticket for Osama Bin Laden (abcnews.go.com)	(56)
		Illegal immigrants count towards US census tallies... even if they're in detention facilities awaiting deportation (washingtonpost.com)	(50)
		US high-level nuclear waste continues to be stored in temporary above-ground casks, which are temporary much the way your brother-in-law sleeping in the guest room is temporary (online.wsj.com)	(94)
		Cigarettes are more cancer-y than previously thought (reuters.com)	(165)
(Experience Project)		Help me, I'm a whore (experienceproject.com)	(292)
		While you may think it's common sense to put your important tax documents and child support paperwork in a flood-proof container, the state of Illinois didn't think so, and now thousands of files are damaged and unreadable (qctimes.com)	(32)
		Scientist mathematically proves giraffes can swim. Up next: can pigs fly? (telegraph.co.uk)	(59)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop these guys and their mine hunter (news.navy.mil)	(26)
		You don't have to get your wisdom teeth taken out, except when you have to get them taken out. Hope this helps (washingtonpost.com)	(107)
		After a man goes blind trying to descend Mt. Everest, his fellow mountain climbers risk their lives making sure he made it back safely. Just kidding. The abandoned him and left him to die (dailymail.co.uk)	(369)