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it's been nearly 20 years and i still haven't received any beneficiary membership paperwork in regards to signing up for the Pen 15 Clubabout 6 hours agovia TweetDeck
friendly reminder that at one point in human existence, model Fabio got hit in the face by a bird on a rollercoaster.about 9 hours agovia TweetDeck
am i being too angry today? i fucking love puppies. especially when they wear shitty little hip hop thematic t-shirts. "I'M YO BITCH"about 11 hours agovia TweetDeck
if you buy broken games on launch day waiting for them to be patched, you're an ACME lab rat and i hope you grow cancer penises on your backabout 11 hours agovia TweetDeck
oh, and it ends with the rough french translation of "i want to screw corpses"3:37 PM Oct 4thvia TweetDeck
to the guy that mailed us a 6 page long handwritten parchment paper letter with an ink seal, you're fucking crazy, man3:33 PM Oct 4thvia TweetDeck
The last page of every IKEA instruction manual should just be a drawing of 2 people drinking as tears stream down their faces1:14 PM Oct 3rdvia Twitter for iPhone
there are three fucking hundred donuts sitting next to @aegies and I at work today and they're all trying to crawl in to our fat mouths4:33 PM Oct 1stvia TweetDeck
